The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 34, No. 4, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 17, 1934 Page: 2 of 8
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WHAT
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BEGAN EARLY
A !!tt)e boy, returning ttome after
a Sunday sehooi eiass, gaxed for t
time at tils baby brother, just one
month oid.
"itummy," he said, "wtien wlii
baby begin to taHt?"
"1 ex[tect it wiii be a year or more
before )te can say anything," was
the discouraging repiy.
"Wity, Mummy," said the boy ]n a
very disappointed tone, "Job cursed
the day he was born!"—Stray
Stories.
Another?
She had just accepted him, and
thpy were biissfuity discussing the
"migi)t-i<ave-bcens."
"Darting," be inquired in the con-
fident tone of one who knows what
the answer wiii be, "why didn't you
accept that iittie donkey, Jones?"
"Because," site answered, dreamiiy,
"tioved another."
Piain Dumb, Maybe
"What makes you think iie was an
amateur In crime?" asked the chief.
"Weii," repiied the cop, "there was
a Hillng station on one corner, a
speak-easy on anotiter and a popuiar
beauty parior in the Mock, and yet
he goes and robs a dinky gents fur-
nishing store."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
TtMES CHANGE
She—Before we were married you
aiways gave the driver a haif doiiar.
He (sadly)—Yep. Before I was
married I always had a half doiiar
to give.
HornO.
easy. This
K.
hiil's
not too
"Go
safe."
"Can't slow down—the brakes are
not working."
"Y'ou don't mean to say—"
"Oil, don't get panicky, the horn's
alt right."—Toronto Globe.
Good Start
An old-timer, meeting a young fel-
iow at the racetrack, alfabiy in-
quired: "Joe, how are you fixed?"
"Well, I've got five tips !n a six-
horse race."—Louisville Courier-Jour-
cai.
Striking an Average
Son—Dad, what is meant by the
txpressiou, "The average man?"
Dad—An average man, my son, Is
one who Isn't as good as bis wife
thinks he Is afterwards.
Hath
"Hey, cook, I'd iike to take homo
the recipe of that hash you are cook-
ing that smeils so good."
"There is no recipe for hash. It
just coliects."—Christian Register.
Feiiow Feeiing
Lawyer—Your wife asks for heavy
alimony attdlfearsiie will get It.
Bob Speeder—Can you get it be-
fore some judge who is paying aii-
mnny himself?—Brooklyn Rngle.
The Oniy Way
Did you hear about the two kan-
garoos who skipped from home,
jumped into marriage and lived hop-
pily ever after?
A Different Kind
London child (on her first view of
a rainbow)—Oo-mummy—what is it,
advertising?—London Tatier.
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Weimar, F. L. The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 34, No. 4, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 17, 1934, newspaper, May 17, 1934; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth214698/m1/2/: accessed April 27, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Stella Hill Memorial Library.