The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 29, No. 3, Ed. 1, Friday, September 28, 1934 Page: 3 of 4
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THI DANIIL BAK1H COLLIQIAN
Hot Hole Nonsense
Well kind nnd RenMo rcader-1 havc
int to tell this week! Yeah there are
-vcrnl tlmt have lots to say today. I
have a vcrv pert rejoinder in connec-
tion with my last week's spasm about
woman's place In the world. Here she
blows:
SOME CENTS
Yes! you emphasized that you are a
eentlcmaii (the writer of "Not Hole
Nonsense") but In the third sentence
on the paiugraph talking about the
better nccles of the human race you
wrote a gigantic flbcrcatlon. Quota-
tion1 "All American men arc gentle-
men' and knowing that the women
iiv htoucht on the depression they
will never try to get them out' of their
patVMi' Headers please bear In mind
the statement "Women Brought On
the Depletion." Before I finish with
iu niilclo vou men readers will prob
ably set stoop shouldered thinking
about what you cniiHuu w -"-- "i l"
the compression.)
Of course nil of you know about our
change off the gold standard. May I
ask who star ted that monetary system
anyway? Men or Women? The men
have linally decided that system for
money was not successful. What the
men have just found out the women
have known for years.
History repeats Itself. After every
war theio Is always a small depres-
sion and then a gigantic one. Who
was It started talking the World War
up anyway? Women? No! A thou-
sand times no.
Thyy know that their sons would
become mangld and torn from bullets
Some of the big men capitalists knew
they would make money off the war
so they advocated It; hence the women
could do nothing but give their sons
for their country In order that some
gicedy men could make money.
The masculine race say that women
have made men lose their jobs. Well
well now ain't 'ut sumpln'? If the
male species were us well qualified to
hold a position as the women they
why would a big business not turn tne
job over to one of the fairer sex?
Huh?
You make the incorrect statement
of saying the strikers urc behaving
like they arc because they want wo-
men to wear more clothes. Now dear
teadeis here is the real reason the
men are just plain lazy. They are
stiiklng for live hours work per day
or thirty hours work per week. The
tiifling unites. Look at the women -they
have to" get up first Hto the fires
(if it Is winter) get their breakfast
clean house wash iron and tend the
babies (if any I and cook for their
spouses fin- about 1G hours a day
which gives an equivalent of 112
horns a week. Still you say there
ain't no women geniuses. Say I think
a woman is a super-human to put up
with that.
Ithiiik it shows that men are very
small-minded if they worry about
what women don't wear. If they
wouldn't gripe so when the wife asks
for some money maybe she would
buy iwie clothes Instead of skimping
like she does. Susan B. Anthony Jr.
HEDITATDT
IN IDE BATHTUB
Due to an unusual case of B. O. 1
was forced to take a bath last evening.
I came out of the tub with a few
thoughts that I might mention here.
Believe It or Not (Rip): The Medi-
tator had one-half of said Colleclnn
under his arm and was on the wny to
me primers wnen along came a little
Dim and snitched It- the copy. "Honor
urigni."
And the junk that would have np
pearcu in this space Is among the
missing that's a break for YOU!
lot. Just keep that fight Billies and
your worries arc at an end for this
season.
The Meditator forecasts a defeat for
Howard Payne; High School will roll
Coleman for a 20-0 victory; and the
Billies will take the Miners to the
tune of 1D-7. Yep the Billies will beat
I hose bragging ditch diggers.
Anyway the Meditator still remem
bcrs going to the game Friday nitc-
yeah and about 4000 others remem-
bered to do the same. I had to leave
for a few minutes Just before Snod-
grass made his dash and while I was
on my way out I cracked my dome on
a cross beam In one of the run-ways.
Yep that's how full that stand was;
she Just sagged till she most touched
the ground.
The boy bearing the name of my
favorite fruit Beans stuck out in the
Hill Billy line like a glow fly in a coal
mine at mldnltc. He convinced this
one thnt it Isn't bull that makes the
football player. "Beans" Morris stop-
ed 'em In their tracks.
"Nubbin" Snodgrnss has taken on
all the facial resemblances of an Afri-
can Ant Eater as a result of his work
in the Billy back field. Herman Glp-
son is limping about with a mislocat-
ed coxa -Heck! They all did more
than wc expected and that's saying a
Mr. Zany a last week's addition to
the Collglan staff threw a bomb right
Into the laps of the fair maidens of
the campus when he spouted forth in
his column "Not Hole Nonsense" last
time. The Meditator thinks he hit
them a bit too strong but this week
they have something to say.
Wc cruised around in Webster last
nlle and found that zany means a buf-
foon mcrry-andrcw one who amuses
others by low jests or odd gestures
now this Mr. Zany Is plenty amusing
In his gestures. Nope. I am sorry but
wc can't reveal the identity of our col
umnist. But girls stand up for your
riguta; the editor Is behind you.
The little mall box bearing the name
of "Collegian Copy" located in the
cnlinncc of the assembly Is bearing
fruit. We robbed It the other day and
got two articles which are In this
paper. Keep it up fill the mall box
full and don't forget to sign your
name. No article will be printed un-
less we know who is the author. If
you do not want your name published
state It on the paper.
Page TlirM
POSSIBLY YOU
DON'T KNOW
THAT Prank S. Buck is a Texan
and has a brother Hying In San An-
gelo? Four years ago Mr. Buck was
given up by all physicians to be last
go round because of the use of dope.
He got on board a tramp steamer and
left the U. S. for the wilds. He Is now
a healthy man and has the most dan-
gerous Job on earth. There are very
few living humans who can say that
they have the will power that Mr.
Buck has and not so many would
like to have his Job.
THAT Ueneral Johnson celebrated
the anniversary of the relief program
by getting gloriously drunk. He made
the best address of his career to the
miners. What a show he did put on.
Pathe had a short of the scene here
recently.
THAT Germans have discovered
that bread preserved with dry ice will
keep fresh Indefinitely. When thawed
out it is just like new.
Tempus fuglt!
church Sunday.
We'll see you in
Sun spots the storms on the sun
that wnx and wan through eleven-
year cycles and three elements of
weather on earth temperature rain-
fall nnd the atmospherical pressure
seem closely connected according to
studies recently reported to the Amer-
ican Meteorological Society.
THAT The law of the pendulum:
As the clock winds down the short-
ened swing of the pendulum has no
change in the time it takes to make
a full swing. All the swings consume
the same time.
THAT 40 of
U. S. Is In school.
the population of
THAT Paul Revere was a car-
toonist engraver goldsmith bell and
cannon founder worker soldier and
made the copper fixings for the in-
terior of Old Ironsides?
And that Old Ironsides did not have
iron sides?
THAT- King George I of England
could not speak one word of English?
THAT Shakespeare's daughter
could not read or write?
THAT Rameses II the famous
Drought Hurts
Schools Through-
out the U S.
Tragedy and fortune walked hand
in hand through the nation's school
systems this week as startling effects
of the depression and drought upon
the institutions were boldly revealed
in a survey conducted to determine
their status.
While Chicago teachers through
Federal assistance received a full
shares of their back pay amounting
to 120000000 and a nine-months'
term wns guaranteed many schools
located In drought-stricken states
were In doubt as to whether they
would open at all this year.
Pending answer to a plea for Fed-
eral aid amountin g to $2500000 nu-
merous schools throughout the state
of Arkansas are padlocked. It is
doubtful whether any educational
work at all will be continued In that
state this winter officials state.
Several states may And it necessary
to curtail further their educational
budgets because of the drought the
survey reveals. In Wyoming a decided
trend for resumption of full activity
this winter was stayed only by the
drought menace.
In Colorado Utah Nebraska Iowa
and Oklahoma uncertainty prevails
as to educational activity this winter.
Pharoah was the father of 162 chil-
drenIll boys and 01 girls.
In many areas schools are in dire need
of Federal aid. Some districts are
diverting their school funds to direct
relief uses it Is reported.
Many schools In North Dakota one
of the hardest hit of the sunparched
states will probably remain closed
this fall unless Federal assistance la
soon forthcoming the survey Indi-
cates. In face of the tragic picture painted
by sweltering sun-rays a majority of
the other states were this week boast-
ing Increased enrollments longer
terms and Increased salaries for the
teachers.
New England and Southern states
as well as those on the Pacific slope
were reported to be "doing well" for
the little red schoolhouse.
No schools were reported closed In
California. New York schools are
opening with full courses. North Car-
olina is the only state supporting a
full eight months' term for all grades.
A think that pays for Itself is not
always practical.
THAT 78 more soap is stolen
from women rest rooms than from the
men's? (Gulf statistical report.)
THAT All real contraltos
homely Schumann Helnk.
are
That A pair of shade glasses has
been sold for every person in America
in the past four years.
Patronize a
Daniel Baker Student
Who Can Spread 'Cm
On the Beit Way
TONY
At SELLERS' BARBER SHOP
Shine 10c
D. D. McINROE & CO.
REALTORS INSURANCE
LOANS
Telephone 173
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The author continues: I had an Idea
that my little topic would bring com-
ment. Hut I would have you look in
the halls of fame and show me the
name of just ONB womnn written
therein. Vou will find no such animal.
I UKree that there have been some
veiy helpful and smart women both
in the past and at the present. But
they aie not credited with being gen-
iuses because in every Instance where
a woman has gained prominence she
has been diiectly dependant on man
for her achievements. Women can't
stand on their own feet and slug along
beside the nwn of the world- -they are
not oiiginal.
Grunted that women have done
more housework than the men but
show me one woman that over really
uoduced a worth-whilu instrument
even for her own use. Yes a woman
invented the hair pin but who put the
crook in it? Why are thero more
male cooks in the world than female?
Who gave thu woman tho can and the
wn cutter? Who made tho first
bloom? Who Invented the cookstove?
Who produced the rocking chair? Who
are the best clothing designers? Who
are the world's most famous compos-
era? Poets? Authors? Scientists?
It's no use girls. You have your
P'ate in tho world and never will you
' the master of tho march of time.
1 will make this statement I can
prove it i mvo Hwcpt moro floors;
aned moro houses and cooked more
"ifals th(in any female of my nge go-
ID to Daniel Baker College.
Next week If the editor will allow
mi hllV0 u nrtlclo in this paper
uutU: "Woman's Place In tho World."
Dn t full to read It.
Girls hero Is somomlng to chow the
ZiVT "ln tho beginning woman
io after man and sho has been af-
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