Alpine Avalanche (Alpine, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, April 1, 1904 Page: 3 of 4
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;ha happy.
After yean
of backache
suffering,
Days of
misery,
nights of un-
rest,
The dis-
tress of uri-
nary trou-
bles.
She finds
relief and cure?
No reason shy any reader
Bhould suffer In the face of evi-
dence like this:
Mrs. Almira A. Jackson, of East
Front St„ Traverse City, Mich., says:
“For twenty years 1 never knew what
it was to have good health. Every
physician consulted said I had liver
trouble, hot their medicines did me no
good. Just before I began using
Doan’s Kidney Pills I was almost par-
alyzed. 1 could hardly stand on my
feet because of tbo numbness and
lack of circulation. Had a knife been
thrust Into my kidneys the pain could
not have been more intense. My sleep
was disturbed by visions of distorted
figures, the kidney secretions were
annoyingly Irregular and 1 was tor-
tured with thirst and always bloated.
I used seven boxes of Doan’s Kidney
Pills. The bloating subsided until I
weighed one hundred pounds less,
could sleep like a child and was re-
lieved of the pain and the Irregular-
ity of the kidney action. My circula-
tion is good and I feel better in every
way.”
A FREE TRIAL, of this great kid-
ney medicine which cured Mrs. Jack-
son will be mailed on application to
any part of the United States. Ad-
dress FOster-Mi Iburn to.. Buffalo, N.
Y. For sale by all druggists, r -Ice
60 cents per box.
Natural Resentment.
The Rev. Dr. Fourthly was reading
the morning lesson.
“ ‘Doth not even nature itself teach
*ou.’ he said, ‘that if a man have
long hair It Is a shame unto him?'”
Whereupon Cactus Bill, who hap-
pened to be in town that day, and
bad gone to church for the first time
in 25 years, fingered his revolver
ominously, but thought better of U,
! and avenged himself by withholding
| the go gold piece he had intended to
I drop Into the basket when it came
around.
NO APPETITE-EMACIATED-NERVOUS.
Many Women During the Spring Months Suffer From
Extreme Lassitude, Loss of Appetite and
Nervousness—What They Need Is
Pe-ru-na? theGreat T onic
He Saw Double.
Miss Bertha M. Rush, 5435 Kincarde
street, Pittsburg, Pa.. Superintendent
Junior Society of Methodist Protestant
Church and leading Soprano of the
choir, writes: “Words cannot describe
my thankfulness to you for Peruna. I
was a sufferer from systemic catarrh
for years and was in a very much run-
down condition. I was extremely ner-
voub and had the most foolish fears
over nothing. I was thin and ema-
ciated.
"My physician advised me to leave
this climate, but as It was not con-
venient to do so at this time, I took
the advice of a friend to use a bottle
of Peruna. I took it faithfully and
when the first bottle was gone I felt
so much better that I bought six more
and took them-faithfully, after which
I looked like a new woman.
“I gained in flesh, my appetite re-
turned and all my old symptoms had
disappeared. 1 am more than thank-
ful to Peruna.’’—Miss Bertha M. Rush.
The most valaublo ring In the world
is in possession of one of the Vander
blits. It is set with a diamond valued
at $35,000, and many smaller gems.
As artists, women have shown more
taste than originality. They . paint
landscapes and portraits beautifully
but only a few achieve really great
pictures.
A specially constructed covered van
containing twenty-eight cage# is to
make the dally round of the Paris po-
lice stations to pick up stray dogs that
have been captured and convey them
to the pound.
$500.»[
AUattMdMkrl
fall particulars and Proa sample card at
TMB SANITARY WALL. COATS**.
Destroys disease germs and vermin.
Never rube or scales. You can apply it
—mla with cold water. Beautiful effects
on walls and in white and delicate tinta
NOT a disease-breeding, out-of-date
hot-water glue preparation. Kalso-
minen bearing fanciful an man and
mined with bet water are stuck oa with
“Hintson Decoratinr.” and our artists*
Mrs. Booze (3 a. m.)—What keeps
you so long In the hull. Why don’t
you come up to bed?
Mr. Fuller Booze I loaded)— Theresh
two—hie—hail racksh down here—hie
—and I don't know—hie—which one
to hang my lint oa
Mrs. Booze— Hung one bat on eacb.
His Confession.
, . She had worked her leap year pre-
rogative and he had balked at the
hurdle.
“Ah.” she nlghed. “this Is a cruel
and unexpected blow! ”
“If it will make it any easier for
you,” said the marble-hearted young
man, “I’m willing to admit that 1 snore
dreadfully.’’
I AM TIRED.
8 am e Old Story.
Muggsby—That fellow Naggs is the
biggest fool crunk 1 ever met
Juggins—How's that?
Muggsby—I argued with him two
hours yesterday without being able
to convince him that 1 was right and
he was wrong.
That Young Man la Doomed.
Anxious Mother—What are the in-
tent ions of that young man who calls
on you three times a week?
Pretty Daughter—Ob. It doesn’t
matter in the leaet. This is leap year
and I know what my intentions are all
right.
A Living Proof.
Everybody ia Tired — Spring
Weather Does It—Every One
Should Be Cautious.
Depression of the nervous system at
the approach of spring is the cause.
General lassitude, dull, heavy nrnsa-
tious, continual tired feeling, with Ir-
regular appetite, and aometlmes loss
of sleep. Peruna meets every indica-
tion and proves Itself to be perfectly
adapted to all their varied peculiari-
ties. Peruna invigorates tho system,
rejuvenates the feelings, restores the
normal appetite and produces regular
sleep.
That tired feeling which la the nat-
ural result of the depressing effect of
warm weather Immediately after the
Invigorating cold of winter, quietly
disappears when Panina is taken.
Thousands are deny testifying to Us
priceless benefit.
Mrs. H. Kaasatt, 1309 West 13th
street. Des Moines, la., writes: “I am
happy to give my endorsement for
your valuable medicine. Penina. as I
consider It a valuable medicine to take
wlnn the system la run down from
overwork. About two years ago I felt
that I must take a long rest as I had
been unable to work for over a month
and could not regain my strength. 1
could not sleep at night and was In
a very nervous, high atrung, condition.
I decided to try what Peruna would do
to build up my strength, and am
pleased to say that I began to Improve
very shortly, and In less than two
months I was ablo to take up my
work, and felt better than 1 have for
yaars. I take It now twice a year and
find that It keeps me in perfect
health." Mrs. Kassutt was for over
ten years the manager of a plant fur-
nishing ladies' wear and employing
hundreds of women.
MISS BERTHA M. RUSH-PfTTSBVRO.
Mleo Rush Suffered with Syatasnlo Catarrh Was Nar-
voua. Had No Appetite. Grew Thin and Emaciated. She
Now Looks Like a New Woman After a Course of Pa-ru-na.
Tirad. Nervous Women.
There are thousands of them every-
where. A few bottles of Peruna would
do them untold benefit. As a tonic
and nerve Invlgorator It has no equal.
It builds up the nerves, it gives
strength to tho circulation and at
once restores the appetite and diges-
tion. No feeble woman should be
without Peruna.
It yam do mot receive prompt m
§atlafactery reaulla from tho moo of
Parana. write at oaco to Dr. Mart-
men, givingm MlikkflMff ofyonr
case, mad be wUI ha ataaaad to gtva
yom him valuable advice gratia.
Add ream Dr. fiartmaa, Pra aidant
at the fiartmaa Samttarimm, Co-
tunabaa, Ohio.
Royal- automobile? arc '-xompt in
England from the numbering regulu
tlons. Hut the Prince of Wale.-* has
had his auto registered and numbered
ho thinks it will be less c inspleuous
that way
I am mire Plso'n Cure (or Contumpiion itivtyl
my life three years a«o.— Mrs. Thus. Bobbins,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17,1900.
. “I haf» seen some men.” said Uncle
Eben, ’Mat would lose any amount, o
sleep sc-renadln’ n gal an’ den refuse
to get up early enough to stalit ti<» lire
aftuh dey’s married.”
Dealers say that as soon as a cus-
tomer tries Defiance Btarch it is im-
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. It can be used cold
or boiled.
Willie Sapphedd—No, I have no
bwothers or sistahs. I’m the only
child of my pawents.
Miss Oldestile—Dear me! And thcra
are people who will persist In assert-
that marraige Isn’t a failure!
More men have danced than preach-
ed their way to women’s favor.
No Market Loft.
“You know tpy Intentions are good,”
he pleaded.
"Of course,” was the reply, “and 1
suppose yon might sell them for pav-
ing blocks if hades wasn’t pretty well
paved already. As it is, it looks to
me as If yon had loaded up with goods
for which there is no market lefL”
TmUbU sad Billion Dollar Oraas.
The two greatest fodder plants on
aarth, one good for 14 tons hay and the
other 90 tons green fodder per acre.
Grows everywhere, so does Victoria
Rape, yielding *0.000 lbs. sheep and
swine food per acre.
JUST SUBS lOo IN STAMPS TO Til
John A. Halser Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wla., and receive In return their big
catalog and lota of farm seed samples,
CW. H. UJ|
Consistency Is a Jewel, but some
women regard Jewelry as vulgar.
Forover Barred.
"Only one thing saved me from
dropping into literature,” said the
man who waa working in a bank.
“You didn’t have the genius.'” In-
terrogated the friend.
"I didn’t have a pretty middle
name.”
You Bet He Does.
“Mamma,” asked small Floramay, j
"does a lawyer know everything?”
"No. dear.” replied her mother, “but
be thinks you think Jhe does.”
Mrs. WtasUw*
NrckWni
S«—illns. Allays
WlaalnWs Boothia* Syrup.
tssthlBy. aeflsas tbs asms, rsducst ta-
il lay* yam,careswladcolic. BctboUlA
An optimist la a man who bents ot
his hard luck.
Don’t you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely supe-
rior to any other, is put up 16 ouncos
In packages and sells at' same price
as 12-ounce packages of other kinds?
respect his-good clothes.
Wise people respect the man; fools
Burns
and
Scalds
Mt*\i< an
Musluno
Lini men!
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and
Bruises
OLD PEOPLE
btb not In gi pkysloal oamBUon
tB asaarknaat. Von ana*t af-
ford!*. That |» why w raoaai*
Dr. GiMwtIPt
(Laxative) _
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and If you koop thosa tbrss
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Carnes, J. M. Alpine Avalanche (Alpine, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, April 1, 1904, newspaper, April 1, 1904; Alpine, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth802984/m1/3/: accessed June 9, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Bryan Wildenthal Memorial Library (Archives of the Big Bend).