Campus Chat (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 13, Ed. 1 Wednesday, January 24, 1917 Page: 3 of 4
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Where Do You Sign?
25 Cent,
knocker
55 Cents
Booster
COLLEGE BARBER SHOP
Wish we had a railroad
Running from Pan to Beeishebn
street;
Coaches vented like a sleeping
porch,
With a crosstie every thirty feet.
We’d take a joy ride: Plump to
blump we’d go!
Like a bronco buster, we’d feel
kinder sore.
Say! what in the Sam Hill has
this to do with a candy store?
J. D. Hodges & Sons
PALMERS TOILET WATERS
AM) PERFUMES,
As fragrant as the flowers that grow.
J. F. RALEY
Middle South Side Square.
Leave Your Kodak Films
at J. M. Johnson’s, or when
down town leave them at
The Kodak Shop
(’. E Carki th, Prop
Over First Guaranty State Bank
You can show appreciation
b> patronizing the merchants and
others who advertise in this paper
VERY CLASSY
Stationery
I mean stationery that’s just
a little ahead of any other kind
in modernness, distinctiveness,
and beauty of appearance.
I’ve got some new patterns,
411st came in. See the new Sym-
phony Lawn patterns !>eauti-
ful tints, champagne or blue in
either plain or gold edges. See
the new Symphony I .awn shad-
ow stripe, one of the catchiest
things even gotten up in station-
ery.
0. M. CURTIS
DRUGS—STATIONERY
Denton, Tkxas
The Man That Does
Your Shoe Work With-
out a Word.
HERMAN B. STANLEY
at Fox Bros, on West Oak St
PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS
Welcome, Normal
Students
To MILADY’S BEAUTY SHOP, where
you can get the latent in Shampooing, Mat
■aging, Manicuring and plain Hair I)rett
mg. We alto carry a full line of the well
known Marinella toilet goods We tolicit
your |M»tronage. Second floor, pott office
building. Ola Phone 191.
The
Exchange
National
Bank
DEPOSITORY OE THE
NORTH TEXAS
STATE NOR MAI. COLLEGE
Sporting Goode
I ennit, Football, Raaketball
Huntert' Supphet
EVERS
HARDWARE CO.
We Have
Always supported
the students in the
past, and we will
be glad to have your
bumness. We have
a complete live of
fresh fruits.
The live Oak Grocers
THE BUNCO PART^.
The young men of 1(12 W est Oak
street delightfully entertained a
mimbei of their friends Saturday
evening from s till H*::to o’clock
with a bunco party, four tables of
players participating. Miss Mart
George Wiley received the prize lot
high score. Refreshments were serv-
ed to the following: Misses Elfie
Jones. Gladys Moore, Mart George
Wiley, Grace Creighton. Helen
Ward, Evelyn Bradford, and lluhvi
Robinson; Messrs. Wheeler, Emer-
son. Ballard, Hendrix. Estrange,
Ward. W illiams and Odum.
CONTROL THE Dl \PIIK \GM.
Before the breakfast bell is rung.
And about B*:Ho at night.
Tis by request (easier thought than
done)
We think of deal Miss Price.
Raise arms upward very slow,
Inhale gently, make no sound
One. two, exhale gently, tlooe, four.
To control the diaphragm.
Kemembei that speech you had to
make?
‘The Ride of Paul Revere."
Your hands just hurt, you 1 knees
would shake.
And youi voice sounded ration
«|Ueer,
You tiled to put leellllg III Votll
tones
You felt like sitting down;
I'm afraid you fuilcd-cr, Mr Jones
To control your diaphragm.
Dear teacher, we have tried yon
much
And have been so very low
To say "government,” "half." and
such
<}uite a dozen words 01 o
E’en tho (ho e word- in our memory
elings
Like all intricate diagram.
You have taught us better and
nobler things
Than control of the diaphragm.
Deal classmates, when we’ve learned
our fate
Of “A." "B" or "C" not one
But will half regret to leave this
place
Where we've had such heaps of fun.
When you take the train at close ol
school.
To leave this dear old town.
As you give ttie last, long, lingering
look,
( out rol \ our dm phi agm'
So 1 oh It ill.
FIN NIG \N TO FLANNIGAN.
Sui»erintendent wuz Flaimigan;
Boss uv the ction wuz Emmgan;
Whinivci the kyars got offeii the
thrack
An' muddled up things t' th’ de d
an’ I tack,
Emnigan writ it to Flannigan,
A ft her the wrick was all on acuin
Re|)ooited to Flannigan.
Whin Kinnigan fuist writ to Elan
mgati.
He wilted tin pages, did Einnigaii.
An' he 1011M 111st how the smash
occurred,
F’ull minny a tain- blunderin' wtirrd
Did Emnigan write to Flannigan
After the kyars had gone tin agin.
That wuz how Fi, ini gan
NOTICE!
Skating link will run two days
weekly. Iteginning Monday, the 1 fit It.
Monday and Saturday.
STUDENTS
Anil nil others will find nt my store n su-
perior line of all M-hool material, drugs anti
toilet articles. A complete line of jewelry,
watches and clocks. Come in and get ac
uuainted and let us supply your wants
Bring your Prescriptions to this store and
your doctor will lie pleased.
R. H. Garrison
I'ruggnt ami ttookseller.
PRINCESS THEATRE
The
First
Guaranty
State
Bank
Kc|moitod to Elaiiiiigan.
Now Elannigan knowed more Ilian
Kinnigan;
He’d more id meat 1011. had Ehiilln
gall;
All' il wore 'm claiie and coniplalely
out
To tell what Emnigan writ alauil
In his wiltin’ to Muster Elannigan.
So lie wilted back to Emnigan,
"Don't do sicli a sin agin;
Make 'em brief, Emnigan!"
WI1111 Finnigan got this from I Ian
iiigan.
lie blushed rosy red, dal Emmgan.
An' he said: "i'll gamble a whole
month > pa-ay
That it will he mmny an' minny .<
da-ay
Belooio snp’rintmdiiit. that Elan
nigan,
Gits a whack at tills very -nine 0,
agin.
Emm Einnigaii to Elannigan
Repoorts won’t be long agin."
• * • • * *
Wan da-ay on the siction of Einni
gan.
On the road siip'i int inded by Elan
nigan,
A rail gave way on a bit av a cm >
All' some kyat s went oil as I bey
made the swerve,
"There's noliody hurled." • •/ Ellin
gan,
"But repoorts must be made to
Elannigan.”
An' he winked at McCorrigali.
As married a Einniga 1.
lie wuz. shantvin' thin wuz Fi’iu
gan.
As minny a railroader-' been
An' the smoky ol' lamp wuz l> in
mg bright
In Einnigati's shanty all that 1 ■ 1
It 111 n' down his re|H»it, w;i I
gan.
All' tie wilted tills here
Elannigan
OH agm, on agin,
Gone agin Einnigaii."
SIrirlilooil II 11ilium
BRIEF BUSINESS SESSION T
V. M. <’. A.
Thursday evening the Y I C
A. met for a brief busine-- <•- on
The attendance was small on ac
count of the cold weathoi The a
-onation agreed to pay it pro into
to the State A-sot'iation.
The meetings of the A iK1.1l o
will la* held Friday evenings at <1..!•
Dr. Chas. Saunders
DENTIST
Otfice Over Turner Brothara
Both Phonca 14
M. L. Martin, A. B., M. D.
Diseases of Eye, Ear, Noae and
Throat.
Glasses Correctly Kittod.
Otfice: Suite 100, Raley Building.
P. Lipscomb, M. D.
Eye, Eat, Now, and Throat
Office Over Curtis’ Drug Stora
Denton, Texas
Dr. W. A. Jones
DENTIST
W ESI SIDE SQUARE
Both Phonea
Dr. K. Mandell
DENTIST
OFFICE OVER POSTOFFICE
NEW PHONE HO
Dr. J. W. t ralin
DENTIST
Office over Raley’s Drug Store.
TEACHERS WANTED
W HO CAN TEACH WRITING.
LEARN AT THE
.». L. TURNER
SCHOOL OF PENMANSHIP
Hit) West Hickory Street
in '* ad of TF 1 la as heretofore.
' ini) pm; rain II be rendered
a 1 ! ill 1 iciiiI n in- eaniestlv ill'l’.-
< ,1 to ho pi e. ( t.
S', vru R PI'UOPKI \TIONS.
A )• il of it'cular intereat to
the Normal loch passed the Sen-
ate unan mom I on January IX, was
the appropi at ion bill for the sum-
nici Stati* normals The Mouse has
not p i*<l m|k n thi> measure vet
h *t * 1 cep likely that that t*od”
v i| nndor «* fh<- act on ol the Sen-
i' PI ' A hat Hi's meants to
the normal • die* e Heretofore
the coll** l .i < Im***h run bv tuition
I'ik but next munei tuit on will
he Ho mini a m cost foi N. T S
N v II ha «* ’o 000 to -|K*ud in 1 mi-
nin'* t am u**i -<• -ion. Th** other
State normal' wa re granted IlftJXHl
each for th<* me* purpo e. a greater
aiffnopi iation In* ng alio ed iik la*
ransi* of out lap <*r attendance.
DREAMLAND
SATURDAY—The renowned Hebrew comedian Barney Ber-
nard. in
“A Prince in a Pawnshop”
a Yitagraph blue-ribbon fen line of unusual heart intereat.
MONDAY—The brilliant young aitist. Marie Doro, in
“The Lash."
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Campus Chat (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 13, Ed. 1 Wednesday, January 24, 1917, newspaper, January 24, 1917; Denton, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth719645/m1/3/: accessed May 21, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting UNT Libraries Special Collections.