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Jimplecute
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Weekly Mews
one year
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VOL 40
There appears ho reason thus
fir for denouncing the ground hog
as either a nature faker or a Bailey
solar myth
Washingtons birthday was cel-
ebrated in London with about the
soie degree of enthusiasm that
would mark the recognition of the
Mikados birthday in St Peters-
burg
Of course the President may
come to the Senate from New York
but it doubtless will be a lasting
r gret with him thalf he can not
succeed some one from Ohio in-
stead
Senator Jeff Davis is telling his
admiring constituents in Arkansas
all about his last speech in the
Senate So long as it continues
tt be his last speech nobody in the
Senate is going to complain
It is a little late for New Years
t solutions but it is safe to say
that if the malefactors of great
wealth will resolve to quit it for
the future the muck rakers will
soon cease from raking and all
can settle down to honest business
ud be happy
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Editors and Proprietors
Friday March 61908
OFFICE OF PUBLICATIOS Corner
A astin and Vale Sts Jefierson Texas
iatered at the PostOfflce at Jefferson Texas
as secondclass mall matter
per ready iorraailing can always be had at the
office by single copies or the dozen
Neither the Hughes nor the John
eon booms seem to have got their
respective booms much stirred up
At least E H Harriman does not
have to put up any specous yarn
about the big Fish that jjot away
Public utilities in most Btates
seem to consist in the public being
utilized by a few private individ-
uals
Going dry in spots does not
seem to have any effect on Ken
tuckys general output of lawless
nesB
Wonder if there is any relation
between the recent floods and all
that water squeezed out of Wall
street
Word comes from the State head-
quarters of the Texas Sunday
School Association which is the
organization of all Sunday Schools
banded together for mutualhelp
fulness ihat the State Sunday
School Convention to be held in
Austin beginning Thursday
March 19ib will be the greatest
and most enthusiastic ever held in
the State Mr Marion Lawrence
the leading Sunday School man of
the world Prof 0 E Excell the
leading Boog leader of the world
and other world leaders who will
be present are Marshall A Hud
son of New York E A Fox of
Kentueky E Richmond of Penn
sylvania Secretaries Ellsey of
Louisiana and Long of Arkansas
and probably W N Hartshorn of
Massachusetts E K Warren of
Michigan and John R Pepper of
Tennessee will be present The
leaders of the various denomina-
tional organizations of Texas will
also hare a pa > t on the program
A London journal now broaches
the question of prohibiting kissing
by law This opens up again the
old discussion of does prohibi-
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The forces are lining up in
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down shipshape and Bristol fashion
There was a good deal of brass about
her It shone like gold and I dont
believe she owned an Inch of paint
that wasnt either fresh or new scrub-
bed
I gazed for some time at this marvel
Its unusual enough anywhere but
aboard a California hooker it is little
short of miraculous The crew had all
turned up apparently and a swarm
of stevedores were hustling every sort
of provisions supplies stock spars
lines and canvas down Into the hold
It was a rush job and that mate was
having his hands full I didnt wonder
at his language nor at his looks both
of which were somewhat mussed up
Then almost at my elbow I heard that
shrill falsetto squeal and turned just-
In time to see the captain ascend the
after gangplank
He was probably the most disheveled
and untidy man I ever laid my eyes
on His hair and beard were not only
long but tangled and unkempt and
grew so far toward each other as bare-
ly to expose a strip of dirty brown
skin His shoulders were bowed and
enormous His arms hung like a goril-
las palms turned slightly outwaid
On his head was jammed a linen boat-
ing hat that had once been white
Gaping away from his hairy chest was
a faded dingy checked cotton shirt
that had once been brown and white
His blue trousers were spotted and
splashed with dusty stains He was
chewing tobacco A figure more in
contrast to the exquisitely neat vessel
it would be hard to imagine
The captain mounted the gangplank
with a steadiness that disproved my
first suspicion of his having been on a
drunk He glanced aloft cast a spec-
ulative eye on the stevedores trooping
across tlie waist of the ship and as-
cended to the quarter deck where the
mate stood leaning over the rail and
uttering directed curses from between
sweat beaded lips There the big man
roamed aimlessly on what seemed to
be a tour of casual inspection Once
he stopped to breathe on the brass
binnacle and to rub it bright with the
dfrtiest red bandanna handkerchief I
ever want to see
Hi actions amused me The dis-
crepancy between his personal habits
and his particularity in the matter of
his surroundings was exceedingly in-
teresting I have often noticed that
such discrepancies seem to indicate ex-
ceptional characters As I watched
him his whole frame stiffened The
long gorilla arms contracted the hairy
head sunk forward in jthe tenseness
of a serpent ready to strike He ut-
tered a shrill falsetto shriek that
brought to a standstill every stevedore
on the job and sprang forward to seize
his mate by the shoulder
Evidently the grasp hurt I can be-
lieve It might fiom those huge hands
The man wrenched himself about with
an oath of inquiry and pain I could
hear one sido of what followed The
captains high pitched tones carried
clearly but the grumble and growl of
the mate were Indistinguishable at that
distance
How far Is it to the side of the
ship you hound shrieked the cap-
tain
Mumble surprised for an answer
Well Ill tell you you swab Its
just two fathom from where you stand
Just two fathom How long would
it take you to walk there How long
Just about six seconds There and
back You I wont bother with all
the epithets although hy now I know
Captain Selovers vocabulary faiiij
well And you couldnt take six sec-
onds off to spit over the side Couldnt
walk two fathom Had to spit on my
quarter deck did you
Rumble from tho mate
No by God you wont call up any
of the crew Youll get a swab and do
it yourself Youll get a hand swab
and get down on your knees Ill teach
you to be lazy
The mate said something ngain
It dont matter if we aint under-
way That has nothing to do with it
The quarter deck is clean if the waist
aint and nobody but a son of a sea
lawyer would spit on deck anyhow
From this Captain Selover went on
into a good old fashioned deep sea
cussing out to the great joy of tho
stevedores
The mate stood it pretty well but
there comes a time when further talk
Is useless even In regard to a most
heinous offense And of course as you
know the mate could hardly consider
himself very seriously at fault Why
the ship was not yet at sea and in all
the clutter of charging He began to
answer back In a moment it was a
quarrel Abruptly it was a fight The
mate marked Selover beneath the left
eye The captain with beautiful sim-
plicity crushed his antagonist in his
gorillalike squeeze carried him to the
side of the vessel and dropped him
limp and beaten to the pier And the
mate w as a good stout specimen of a
seafarer too
Then the captain rushed below
emerging after an instant with a chest
which he flung after his subordinate
It was followed a moment later by a
stream of small stuff mingled with
language projected throughan open
porthole This In turn ceased The
captain reappeared with a pail and
brush scrubbed feverishly at the of-
fending spot mopped it drjwith that
same old red bandanna handkeichief
glared about him aud abruptly became
as serene and placid as a noon calm
He took up the direction of the steve-
dores Ij was all most astounding
Nobody paid any attention to the
mate He looked toward the ship once
or twice thought better of it and be-
gan to pick up his effects muttering
savagely In a moment or so he threw
his chest aboard an outgoing truck and
departed
It was now nearly noon and I was
just in the w ay of going for something
to eat when I caught sight of another
dray laden with boxes and crated af
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INDEPENDENT IN ALL THINGS NETJTKAL IN NOTHING
he Mystery
Bh STEWART EDWARD WHITE
And SAMUEL HOPKINS ADAMS
COPYRIGHT 1907 BY McCLURE PHILLIPS
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fairs which I recognized as scientific
apparatus It was followed In quick
succession by three others Ignorant
as I was of the requirements of a sci-
entist my common sense told me this
could be no exploring outfit I revised
my first intentionof going to the club
and bought a sandwich or two at the
corner coffee house I dont know
why but even then the affair seemed
big with mystery with the portent of
tiagedy Perhaps the smell of tar
was in my nostrils and the sea called
ItThas always possessed for me an ex
traordinary allurement
A little after 2 oclock a cab drove to
the after gangplank and stopped
From it alighted a young man of
whom Ishall later have occasion to
tell you more followed by Dr Scher
merhorn The young man carried only
a light leather serviette such as stu-
dents use abroad while the doctor
fairly staggered under the weight of a
Dropped Mm limp and beaten to the
pier
square brass hound chest without han
djes The singularity of this unequal
division of labor struck me at once
It struck also one of the dock men
who ran forward eager for a tip
Kin I carry th box for you boss
he asked at the same time reaching
for it
The doctors thin figure seemed fair-
ly to shrink at the idea
No no he cried It Is not for
you to carry
He hastened up the gangplank
clutching the chest close At the top
Captain Selover met him
Hello doctor he squealed Here-
in good time Were busy you see
Let me carry your chest for you
No no Dr Schermerhorn fairly
glared
Its almighty heavy insisted the
captain Let me give you a hand
You must not touch emphatically
ordered the scientist Where iss the
cabin
He disappeared down the compan-
ionway clasping his precious load
The young man remained on deck to
superintend the stowing of the scien-
tific goods and the personal baggage
All this time I had been thmking
busily I remembered distinctly one
other instance when Dr Schermerhorn
had disappeared He came back in-
scrutably but within a week his le
sults on aerial photography were pub-
lic property I told myself that in the
present instancd his lavish use of mon-
ey the elaborate nature of his prep-
arations the evident secrecy of the ex-
pedition as evidencedby the fact that
he had negotiated for the vessel only
the day before setting sail the impor-
tance of personal supervision as proved
by the faet that he notoriously im-
practical in practical matters and no-
toriously disliking anything to do with
business had conducted the affair
himself instead of delegating it why
gentlemen dont you see that all this
was more than enough to wake me up
body and soul Suddenly I came to
a definite resolution Captain Selover
had descended to tho pier I approach-
ed him
You need a mate said I
He looked me over
Perhaps he admitted Wheres
vour man
Right here said I
His eyes widened a little Otherwise
he showed no sign of surprise I
cursed my clothes
Fortunately I had my masters cer-
tificate with me Id passed fresh wa-
ter on the great lakes I always carry
that sortof document on the chance
that it may come handy it chanced
to have a couple of naval indorse
ments results of theMate war
Lookhere I said before I gave
it to him You dont believe In me
My clothes are too good Thats all
right Theyre all I have that are
good Im broke I came down here
wondering whether Id better throw
myself in the drink
You look like a dude he squeaked
Where did you ever ship
I handed him my certificate The
Indorsements from Admiral Keaysand
Captain Arnold impressed him He
stared at me again and a gleam of
cunning crept into his eyes
Nothing crooked about this he
breathed softly
I had the key to this side of his
character You remember I had over-
heard the night before his statement
ef his moral scruples I said nothing
but looked knowing
What was it he murmured
Plain desertion or something worse
I remained inscrutable
Well he conceded I do iieed a
Mate and a naval man even if he is
wantin to get out of sight
He wont spit on your decks any
wajt I broke in boldly t A
JEFFERSON TEXAS FRIDAY MARCH Hs 1908
Captain Selovers hairy face bristled
about the mouth This I subsequently
discovered was symptom of a grin
You saw that eh he trebled
Arent you afraid hell bring down
the police and delay your sailing I
asked
He grinned again with a cunning
twinkle la his eye
You neednt worry There aint go
in to be any police He had his ad-
vance money and he wont risk it hy
tryin to come back
We came to an agreement I pro-
fessed surprise at the wages The cap-
tain guardedly explained that the ex-
pedition was secret
Whats our port Tasked to test
himOur
Our papers are made out for Hono-
lulu he replied
We adjourned to sign articles
By the way said I I wish you
wouldnt make them out in my own
name Eagen will do
AH righty he laughed I sabe
Eagen It is
Ill be aboard at 6 said I Ive
got to make some arrangements
Wish you could help with the lad-
ing said he Still I can get along
Want any advance money
No I replied Then I remember-
ed that I was supposed to be broke
Yes I amended
He gave me 10
I guess youll show up he said
Wouldnt do this to everybody But
a naval man even If he is dodgin
Uncle Sam
Ill be here I assured him
At that time I wore a pointed beard
This I shaved also I was accustomed
to use eyeglasses The trouble was
merely a slight astigmatism which
bothered me only in reading or close
Inspection I could get along perfect-
ly well without glasses so I discarded
them I had my hair cut rather close
When I had put on sea boots blue
trousers and shirt a pea jacket and a
cap I felt quite safe from the recogni-
tion of a man like Dr Schermerhorn
In fact as you shall see I hardly
spoke to him during all the voyage out
Promptly at C then I returned with
a sea chest bound I knew not whither
to be gone I knew not for how long
and pledged to act as second officer
on a little 150 ton schooner
CHAPTER IX
HAD every reason to be satis-
I fied with my disguise if such
it could be called Captain
J Selover at first failed to recog
nize me Then he burst into his shrill
cackle
Didnt know you he trebled But
you look shipshape Come Ill show
you your quarters
Immediately I discovered what I
had suspected before that on so small
a schooner the mate took rank with
the men rather than the afterguard
Cabin accommodations were of course
very limited My own lurked in tlie
waist of the ship a tiny little airless
hole
Heres where Johnson stayed prof-
fered Selover You can bunk here or
you can go in the focsle with the men
Theys more room there Well get
under way with the turn of the tide
He left me I examined the cabin
It was just a trifle larger than its sin
gle berth and the berth was just a
trifle larger than myself My chest
would have to bo left outside I
strongly suspected that my lungs
would have to be left outside also
For the life of me I could not see where
the air was to come from With a men-
tal reservation in favor of investigat-
ing the forecastle I went on deck
The Laughing Lass was one of tho
prettiest little schooners I ever saw
Were it not for the lines of her bilges
and the internal arrangement of her
hold it might be Imagined she had
been built originally as n pleasure
yacht Even the rake of her masts a
little forward of plumb bore out this
impression which a comparatively new
suffc of canvas well stopped down
brass stanchions forward and two lit-
tle guns under tarpaulins almost co l
firmed Her complement of boats was
ample enough She had two surfboats
a dingey and a dory slung to the
davits In addition another dory the
one you picked me up in was lashed
to the top of the deckhouse
Theyd mighty near have a boat
apiece I thought and went forward
Just outside the forecastle hatch I
paused Some one below was singing
In a voice singularly rich in quality
The words and the qualntness of the
minor air struck me immensely and
have clung to my memory like > a bur
ever since
Are j ou a raano war or a privateer
said he
Blow high blow low what care we
Oh I am a Jolly pirate pd Im sailing
for my fee
Down on the coast of the high Bar
bareee
I stepped to the companion The
voice at once ceased I descended
A glimmer of late afternoon strug
gled through the deadlights I found
myself in a really commodious space
extending far back of where the for-
ward bulkheads are usually placed
accommodating rows arid rows of
bunks eighteen of them in fact The
unlighted lamp cast its shadow on
wood stained black by much use but
polished like ebony from the continued
friction of mens garments I wish I
could convey to you the uncanny ef-
fect this of dropping from the decks
of a miniature craft to the Internrl
arrangements of a square rigged ship
It was as though entering a cottage
door you were to discover yourself on
the floor of Madison Square Garden-
A fresh sweet breeze of evening suck-
ed down the hatch I immediately de-
cided on the forecastle Already it
was being borne in on me that I was
little more than a glorified bosns
mate The situation suited me how-
ever It enabled me to watch th °
course of events more safely less ex-
posed to the danger of recognition
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I stood for a moment at the foot of
the companion accustoming my eyes
to the gloom After a moment with
a shock of surprise I made out a
shining pair of bead points gazing at
me unbllnkingly from tht shadow un-
der the bitts Slowly the man defined
himself as a shape takes form in a
fog He was leaning forward in an
attitude of attention his elbows rest-
ing on his knees his forearms depend-
ing between them his head thrust out
I could detect no faintest mojement
of eyelash no faintest sound of breath-
ing The stillness was portentous The
creature was exactly like a wax figure
one of the sort you meet In corridors
of cheap museums and for a moment
mistake for living beings Almost I
thought to make out the customary
gray dust lying on the wax of his fea-
tures
I am going to tell you more of this
man because as you shall see he was
destined to have much to do with my
life the fate of Dr Karl Augustus
Schermerhorn and the doom of the
Laughing Lass
He wore on his heau a red bandan-
na handkerchief I never saw him
with other covering From beneath it
straggled oily and tangled locks of
glossy black His face was long nar-
row book nosed and sinister His
eyes as I have described them a
steady and beady black I could at
first glance ascribe great activity but
only moderate strength to his slender
wiry figure In this I was mistaken
His sheer physical power was second
only to that of Captain Selover One
of his forearms ended in a steel hook
At the moment I could not understand
this couldnot see how a man so
maimed could be useful aboard a ship
Later I wished we had more as handy
He knew a jam hitch which he caught
over and under his hook quicker than
most men can grasp a line with the
naked hand It would render one way
but held fast the other He told me
it was a cinch hook hitch employed by
mule packers in the mountains and
that he had used it on swamp hooks in
the lumber woods of Michigan I
shouldnt wonder He was a Wander-
ing Jew His name was Anderson
but I never heard him called that It
was always Handy Solomon with
men and masters
We stared at each other I fascinated
by something some spell of the ship
which I have never been able to ex-
plain to myself nor even describe It
was a mystery a portent a premoni-
tion such as overtakes a man some-
times in the dark passageways of life
I cannot tell you of it nor make you
believe let it pass
Then by a slow process of successive
perceptions I became aware that I was
watched by other eyes other wax fig
ures other human beings with un
wavering gaze They seemed to the
sense of mystic apprehension that for
the moment held possession of me to
be everywhere in the bunks on the
floor back in the shadows watching
watching watching from the advan
tage of another world
I dont know why I tell you this why
I lay so much stress on the first weird
impression I got of the forecastle It
means something to me now In view
of all that happened subsequently
Almost can I look back and see In that
moment of occultism a warning an en-
lightenment But the point is it
meant something to me then I stood
there fascinated unable to move un-
able to speak
Then the grotesque figure in the cor-
ner stirred
Well mates said the man be-
lieve or not believe its in the book
and it stands to reason too We have
gold mines heie in Callforny and Ne
vada and all them states and we hear
of gold mines in Mexico and Australia
too but did you ever hear tell of gold
mines in Europe Tell me that And
where did the gold come from then
before they discovered America Tell
me that Why they made it just as
the man that wrote this here says and
you can kiss the book on that
How about that place Oplnr I read
about asked a voice from the bunks
The man shot a keen glance thither
from beneath his brows
Know last years output from the
mines of Ophir Thrackles he in-
quired in silky tones
Why no stammered the man ad-
dressed as Thrackles
Well I do pursued the man with
the steel hook and its just the whole
of nothing and you can kiss the book
on that too There aint any gold out-
put because there aint any mines and
there never ha e been They made their
gold
Ho tossed aside a book he had been
holding in his left hand Irecognizedthe
fat little paper duodecimo with amuse-
ment and some wonder The only other
copy I had ever laid my eyes on is in
the Astor library It is somewhat of a
rarity called The Secret of Alchemy
or The Grand Doctrine of Transmuta
tion Fully Explained and was written
by a Dr Edward Duvall a most ex-
traordinary volume to have fallen into
the hands of seamen
I stepped forward greeting and be
ing greeted Besides the man I have
mentioned there were four The cook
was a bullet headed squat negro with i
broken nose I believe he had a name
Robinson or something of that sort He
was to all of us simply the nigger Un-
like most of his race he was gloomy
and taciturn
Of the other two a little white faced
thin chested youth named Pulz and a
villainous looking Mexican called Per
dosa I shall have more to say later
My arrival broke the talk on al-
chemy It resumed its course in the
direction of our voyage Each dis-
covered that the others knew nothing
and each blundered against the as-
tounding fact of double wages
All I know is the pajs good and
thats enough concluded Thrackles
from a bunk
The pays too good growled Handy
to be continued
Whenever we hear siliners abus-
ing a preacher for bis activities we
are quite sure he deserves an in-
crease in salary
OASTOBIA
KlIul ° J Haw AlvraiS
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I would not be alive today only for
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up a cough quicker than anything else
and cures lung disease even after the
case has been pronounced hopeless
This most reliable remedy for coughs
and colds la grippe asthma bronchitis
and hoarseness is sold under guarantee
at V J Sedberrys drug store 50c and
100 Trial bottles free
Anyway a woman has a9 much
right to advocato her rights as a
man has to pose as a society leader
Nothing succeeds like success
Nothing cures chills fever and maTarf
like BITHOMOL Sold by J F Crow
Drug Co
Experience is an art school in
which men learn to draw salaries
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People who refuse to do as we
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throat heals cuts bruises scalds Stops
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WE CAN DOUBLE YOUR
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The Business Lof This
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Salaries
That sounds queer doesnt it
and yet there is such a place in
reality THE SOUTHWESTERN
BUSINESS COLLEGE of Texar
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In a few months time and at a
mere trifle of cost we train you to
advancejn your chosen line or to
profitably change to a more con-
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