The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 1, No. 41, Ed. 1, Friday, May 26, 1939 Page: 3
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SICK OF IT
I am sick of reading about the
berolnef eyet he remarked as
he threw the magazine on to the
floorWhy
Why dear whats the matter
she asked tenderly
Well first she threw her eyes up
to the celling Then she let them
drop on the floor After that she
darted them down a long corridor
and rested them on the cool waters
of the lake Soon she must have
gotthem back again for when we
next hear of her she was bathing
them in sad salt tears wiping
them and sweeping them with long
long lashes Once she was fool
enough to rivet them on the dome
and when I left off she was just
fixing them to an overmantel
London Answers Magazine
GOOD
PRINTING
At Lowest Prices
The News Office
HIS CHOICE
Dont ye love de babbling brook
an de shady copse
De brooks is all right but I
dont love no cops shady or other-
wise They never did nothln but
harm ter me
Diogenes and Ills Lantern
How do you use a lantern in your
search for an honest man asked
the citizen
I lend it to a man answered
Diogenes and if he returns It I
know hes one in ten thousand You
see the lantern test Is the best
available The umbrella has not
yet been invented
Serving the King
Passing through a village street
a recruiting sergeant met a young
farmhand delivering milk
Now my lad wouldnt you like
to serve the king he asked
1 would mister replied the oth-
er but can only let htm have a
quart at night an a pint in the
morning London Tit Bits
Breaking It Gently
1 understand that your daughter
Is going to take music lessons
Not exactly replied Farmer
Corntossel We havent the heart
to tell her that her voice sounds
terrible so were going to hire a
regular teacher to do it
The Perfect Answer
Pidd roared the boss you
seem to be Ignoring our efficiency
system altogether
Yesslr returned Stew Pidd
but somebodys gotta get the work
done
MOTHERS FIT IN
Do you find cooking very irk-
some when on your camping trips
Oh no we take mother along to
cook
Considering the food ele
ments to be gained bread
Is your cheapest food Why
not buy the best Butter-
Nut
The Freshest Bread
in Town
At Your Grocers Fresh Dally
MESCAL IKE b s i huntlky
Why Pay More
The Paper Is No Better
The Printing is No Better
Youre Just Fooling Your
self if You Dont Have it Done
at the
News Office
Too Many Docks
Kind Lady My poor man how
did you ever come to such a condi-
tion
Weary Bill Maam Im a victim
of overeducation When I was a kid
I read so much about the blesslns
of poverty that I jes natchally
couldnt work
On the Dot
The mistress entered the kitchen
hurriedly
Werent you told to watch when
the milk boiled over she said
I did maam replied the maid
It was Just half past nine
Detween Us Girls
Oh my dearl So good to see
you after five yearsl Youre look-
ing so much older I hardly recog-
nized youl
Iteally my dear I was just
thinking that I surely wouldnt have
recognized you except for your
coat Washington Post
Weill
Young Artist You are the first of
my many models I have ever cared
forModel
Model How many have you had
Young Artist Four An apple a
banana a bouquet and you
Canadians Best9
STILL BETTER
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NEW AIR CONDITIONER
Come in and Look it Over
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Miller, Othello Ontje. The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 1, No. 41, Ed. 1, Friday, May 26, 1939, newspaper, May 26, 1939; Canadian, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth47092/m1/3/: accessed May 14, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Hemphill County Library.