The Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 34, Ed. 1 Friday, May 12, 1916 Page: 2 of 8
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of folks bath* Internally
Instead ot loading their system
„4n«a. "What's an inside bath?"
,Say.' Well, it Is guaranteed to per-
^ miracles if you tsould believe
thrift hot water enthusiasts.
There are vast numbers of men and
women who, immediately, upon arising
tn the morning, drink a glass of real
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime-
stone phosphate in it. •This is a very
eicellent health measure. It is in-
tended to flush the stomach, liver, kid-
Beys and the thirty feet of intestines
of the previous day's waste, sour bile
and indigestible material left over in
the body which, if not eliminated every
4ay, become food for the millions of
bacteria which infest the bowels, the
quick result is poisons endotoxins
which are then absorbed into the
blood causing headache, bilious at-
tacks, foul breath, bad taste, colds,
stomach trouble, kidney misery, sleep-
lessness, impure blood and all sorts
of ailments.
people who feel good one day and
badly the next, but who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to ob-
tain a quarter pound of limestone
phosph'te from any druggist or store-
keeper. This will cost very little but
Is sufficient to make anyone a real
crank on the subject of internal sani-
tation.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so limestone phosphate
and hot water act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels. It is vast-
ly more Important to bathe on the in-
side th«" the outside, because the
skin pores uo not absorb impurities in-
to the blood, while the bowel pores do.
—Adv.
All Hard.
"1 can sell you this house on very
aasy payments."
"That's Interesting. I didn't know
there was any such thing as easy
payments."
Whenever You Nfc-d a General Tonic
Take Grove's
The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen-
eral Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties of QUIN1WE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the "Blood and Builds
•p the Whole System. 50 cents.
A Secret
"Does anybody know how Van Geld
made his money?"
"Evidently not. Otherwise Van
would probably be In jail."
Druggist Knows the
Best Kidney Remedy
Tor more than twenty years I have been
.occessfully selling Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-
Root to liit customers who were in need
of such a medicine and they all speak in the
highest terms of the good results obtained
from its use. I know it is a good medi-
cine for kidney, liver and bladder troubleB
tnd I never ^esitate in recommending it to
anyone who is in need of it.
Verv truly yours,
"W.H. MASON, Druggist,
Jan. eth, 1916. Humboldt, Tenn.
Letter to
Dr. Kilmer t? Co.
BlnShtmton. N.Y.
AT THK BREAKFAST TABLE.
•1 attended the theater last night,"
said the dry goods clerk, "and the
play was elmply out of sight.
"What was the nature of it. asked
the little blonde stenographer.
"It was a melodrama." answered tne
yardstick manipulator. "Tha last
gcene was quite realistic; just as three
burglars crawl in at the kitchen win-
dow, the clock strikes 1. and—'
"Pardon me," Interrupted tae ath-
letic boarder, "but which one did the
clock strike?"
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WRESTLER'S CHILD.
Why He Returned.
"Back home again, eh, doctor.
What was the trouble, too healthy for
you out there?"
"Exactly. There was only one case
of sickness in town the whole time I
was there?"
"And 1 suppose some other doctor
had that?"
"No, I had it. It was homesicK-
oess."
She Was Busy.
"I want to thank you," said the long-
winded orator to the nice old lady
who had stayed throughout his entire
lecture. "You seemed to appreciate
my efforts to enlighten this commu-
nity." „ ,
"That's all right," she replied. "Most
of your audience slipped away, but 1
had brought my knitting along and
wasn't wasting the timfc.'
Johnny Knew the Sex.
Father—Where is your mother,
Johnny?
Johnny—She's out In the back yard
doing a whittling stunt.
Father—Are you sure she's whit-
tling? . , ,
Johnny—Of course I am; shes try-
ing to sharpen a pencil.
'Oh! Jack, come quick! Baby hai
I his too in his mouth!"
"That's all right. Don't disturb him,
He's practicing the toe hold."
The World's Responsibilities.
Oh, some aro in the motor car,
A guy and careless load;
And some must haul the rock and tar
To renovate the road.
Gettino at the Facts.
Attorney—Are you a single man?
Witness—No, sir.
Attorney—Is your wife living?
Witness—I've never been married.
Attorney—But you just said you
were not single.
Witness—True, I'm one of a pair ol
twins, see?
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Tb*j lead to cttfrth tal
pneumonia. They weaken the
entire ajratem and Jwrtrrtt un-
able to resist the sudd •
changes. They Interfere with
Tosr digestion and Isasen yw ae-
tiTity.ns«lected thty soon become
that dread disease known a*i sys-
temic catarrh. Don't ntflect them.
It's costly as well dangerous.
PERUNA
Will Safeguard Tou
Have a box Peruna Tab.
lets with you for the sudden
cold or exposure. Tone your sys-
tem up with a regular course of the
liquid Peruna, fortify it against
colds, get your digestion up to nor-
mal, take cars of yourself, and avoid
danger. If you are suffering now be-
gin the treatment at once. Give
Nature the help she needs to throw
off the catarrhal Inflammation, and
again become well.
peruna has been helping peopl#
for 44 years. Thousands of homes
rely on It for coughs, cold and Indi-
gestion. It's a good tonic lor the
weak, as well.
The Peruna Company
Columbtu
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A toilet preparation of roerll
lit'Ids to eradicate dandruff.
F^Rv.orln.Colorj.d
BmuIt toGror orFad d H*lr
Wo. mil H.Q0 t Druirtiete.
AERO MEETS.
"What do you suppose Is the gw*t
a;traction about these aero meets?"
"The attraction of gravitation."
Reversal of Custom.
loquacious pirls no more we note.
There's no excuse fur balking.
Since women merely want to vote
And let men do the talking.
Just So.
"What have you there?"
"An automobile catalogue."
"Why do you read so many automo-
| bile catalogues? You haven't the price
of a car."
"Well, you gotta keep posted on
automobile matters In order to under
stand the Jokes."
A Friend Indeed.
"Your former mistress speaks Very
| highly of you, Norah."
"She ought to think a lot of me,
I ma'am."
"How did you win her gratitude?"
"If it hadn't been for what I said In
court, ma'am, she never would have
I got her divorce."
Two 8outs, One Thought.
"Do you believe that the thoughts
of a husband and wife become Iden-
I tlcal?" asked Rounder.
"I do," answered Jaggsby. "For ex-
I ample, my wife Is waiting up for me
now and she knows Just what she^ is
going to say to me—and so do I."
Always Ready to Oblige.
Gruff Policeman (to tipsy old party
1 who is singing in the car)—You must
I either stop that noise or accompany
me.
Tipsy Old Party—Accompany you?
I Why, certainly. Just hum a tune first;
| wo can then go ahead together.—Ne-
braska Awgwan.
Fine for Shade or Ornamentation.
ORCHIDS EASY TO GROW
By L. M. BENNINGTON.
Contrary to the general opinion or-
chids are by no means difficult to
grow to their fullest perfection. An-
other prevalent error Is that the orchid
is exclusively a "rich man's flower."
This is by no means trutf. Many of
the varieties are relatively inexpen-
sive, and it Is possible by the expendi-
ture of a very limited amount of money
to have a collection of superlative
beauty.
They require the proper kind of a
house, the correct materials in which
to grow them, care in watering and
temperature and the same attention
that must be given to every growing
thing, but given these, the orchid
will reward the grower most abund
antly.
Orchids require plenty of light and
air, but must not be exposed to the
Sociability.
"I hope you are not one of those
men who go home and find fault with
the dinner."
"No," answered Mr. Growcher:
"my wife and I eat at a restnurant
where wo can both find fault.'
Prove What Swimp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer 4 Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y.t for a sample size bot-
tle. it will convince anyone. You will
alio receive a booklet of valuable infor-
mation, telling about the kidneys and blad-
der. When writing, be sure and meation
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-
dollar Bize bottles for sale at all druj
stores.—Adv. _____
Of Course.
"Hopkins says he owes everything
he has to his wife."
"1 suppose that is why he put his
property in his wife's name before he
tailed."
Imperfect Everywhere.
i Horse Dealer—Well, sir, of course
1 you must take the 'oss or leave 'im.
I There 'e is, with all 'is himperfections
I lion 'is 'ead, as the poet says.
Prospective Customer—Ah, your
friend, the poet, can't have looked at
his legs.—London Punch.
Activities In the Home.
Mrs. Flatbush—I see by this paper
that a New Jersey woman has used
the same rolling pin for forty years.
Mr. Flatbush—Good gracious! O*
one husband?
Retort Courteous.
"What!" exclaimed the spinster
who was beginning to carry weight
for age, "do you mean to tell me your |
baby is ten months old and can't walk
yet! Why, I could go it alone at tin
age of six months."
"Yes," rejoined the young mother,
indignantly, "and I notice you have
been going it alone ever since."
Might Have Been Useful.
Mrs. Flatbush—This paper says a
man that weighs 150 pounds contains
enough grease to make 75 candles and
| a pound of Boap.
Mr. Flatbush—There, dear; that's
j the Bort of man you ought to have
married.
Cattleya Edward!—a New Hybrid Or
chid.
They are of the easiest culture anc
bloom in the greatest profusion. Thii
class is extremely low in 'price anc
offers untold enjoyment to the orchlc
lover of limited means.
The odontoglossums are the most ex
tenslvely grown of all orchids and re
quire an even, cool moist tempera-
ture throughout the year. They are
among the most easily cultivated, and
will reward the grower bountifully. |
The flowers are fairly bewildering in ;
their beauty and their unlimited va-
riety of color and markings. Many ot
them are very low priced, making it |
possible to have a very extensive col
lection.
WHY HAVE CHILL8 AND FEVERT
"Plantation" Chill Tonic is guaran-
teed and will do the work in a week.
Your money cheerfully refunded by
dealers if it fails after giving It ft
proper trial. Price 50c.—Adv.
A Son-of-a-Gun.
Omar—Marks fell asleep In a car
and awoke to find tys pockets rifled.
Heiny—He must have been loaded.
STORING MANURE FOR GARDEN
Shocked the Parson.
Minister—Mr. Hardcase, I saw youi
son in a saloon yesterday.
Hardcase—Did you? I hope the
young scamp had the politeness to
ask you to have something.
ACCEPTING AN APOLOGY.
* IT IS IMPERATIVE
that you keep a bottle of Mississippi
Diarrhoea Cordial in your medicine
chest. In constant use for fiftv years.
Price 25c and 60c.—Adv.
Reading maketh a full man—but
they have another name for It in a dry
town.
STOP ITCHING INSTANTLY
With Cuticura Soap and Ointment
Nothing Better. Trial Free.
Out of the Set.
"I'm afraid Vanessa has married ]
herself clean out of our set.
"Why so?" .
"The fellow is neither a dancer nor |
a bridge player."
That's So.
"I think I'll go to the allegorical
ball representing Care."
"I s'pose you'll dress with care?"
"Decidedly not. You know Caro has
a raveled sleeve."
Cslttleya Dowlana—One of the Rarest
Orchids.
full sun; the proper shading of the or-
chid house ih summer Is very es-
sential.
No other flower so persistently ap-
peals to the refined sense of those to
whom orchids have become a pas-
sion, the exquisite perfume varying
from the faint, delicate fragrance of
some of the dendroblums to the de-
licious and almost overpowering odor
of the aerides and epldendrums.
Orchids can be grown In pots, pans
and baskets In fibrous peat, with prop
er drainage. While they require shad
Bathe the affected part with Cuticura
Boap and apply the Ointment. For eo-
aemas, rashes, irritations, pimples,dan-
druff and sore hands Cuticura Soap
and Ointment aro supreme. Nothing
batter, cleaner or purer than these
super-creamy emollients at any prlrt.
Free sample each by mail with Bor.k.
Addresa postcard, Cuticura, Dept. U
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
The Lord loveth a cheerful giver—
Md so does every man, woman and
ihild on earth.
Dr. Ffera'a Pellets an .best for. liver,
■•all and stomach. One little Pellet for
far a eatlMrtie^—Adv.
a Mea ot a good haahand
im tktao *r fear (oOol
Its Kind.
"Was that conversation you had
with your deaf and dumb friend manu-
factured?"
"No, really, dear, it was hand-
made."
"I beg you pardon for stepping on
your foot."
"If I were a centipede and had a
corn on every toe of every foot, I d
find blamed fools enough to stand on
them all."
Rather Hopeless.
"Doctor," asked the anxious young
man, ' is there anything that will pre-
vent me from becoming totally bald at
forty 7"
"Why, yes. A fatal automobile ac-
cident might do it."
\ Not Realistic.
"Does that novel you have Juat fin-
ished turn out all right?" aahart bis
wife
"No," answered her hosbaad. "The
hero ■arrtea the harotaa, bfit It
before tW™*
By LIMA R. ROSE.
A common practlco is to manure the
garden every year, lata in the fall or
before planting in tho spring, no fur- |
ther attention being given. This prac
tico, however, is not the best.
The manure for tho garden should
ba kept in a largo box with a lid or
so screened that flies cannot enter it.
Manure heaps aro the natural breed-
ing places of these pests and if they
are allowed to remain near the house,
uncovered, will prove a great nui-
sance.
A good plan is to use a very close
wire screen nailed to a frame with
hinges for the top. The manure should
be spaded often on the top so that the
water from the clods or the sprinkling
pot may penetrate to all portions
of it.
If kept in a box a spout should be
placed in one corner, at the bottom,
so that tho water may drain into a
sunken barrel.
This will supply liquid manure
which can be used at all seasons when
vegetables and flowers are growing.
The manure in the bottom should be
worked over once or twice a month,
working tho bottom to the top so that
the entire heap may rot.
Manure may be kept in this way il
the boxes are placed at tho farthest
end of the garden and If surrounded
with vines their presence will nevej
be noticed from the dwelling.
fleat Makes Bad Kidneys
Too much meat is just as bad as not
enough. Such a diet is apt to load the
blood with urio acid and to injure the
kidneys. Bad backs, blue, ^ nervous
spells, dizziness, rheumatic pains, and
bladder troubles indicate weak kidneys,
foretell danger of gravel and Bright's
disease. Don't neglect this condition.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills.
An Oklahoma Case
Twrv Picture T«1U S. Chambers, car-
penter, 414 W. Grand
Ave., Oklahoma City.
Okla,, Bays: "Shortly
after a fall, my back
began to ache terribly
and got Intensely
weak. I couldn't stoop
and small, black
specks floated In front
of my eyes. Knowing
that my kidneys were
disordered, I used
Doan's Kidney PHIs.
They helped me right
away and gradually
nil the ailments left
_ me."
Get Dean's t Anr Store. 80c •
DOAN'S
FOSTER-MUJBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. T>
The Wretchedness
of Constipation
Can quickly be overcome
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS.
Purely vegetable
—act surely ar'
gently on the
liver. Cure
Biliousness
Head*
ache,
ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty.
SMALL PILL, SHALL DOSB, SMALL PR1C&
Genuine must bear Signature
Score One for America.
Travers—When a man dies In Hin-
dustan his widow is cremated.
Hon.er—That's where the Ataerlcan
widow gets the best of it
TraverB—How's that?
Homer—Instead ot being cremated
she la re-mated—If aha ia rich and
pretty.
Leap Year Note.
Drummer- Doea your atenographel
belong to the anion?
Merchant—Not at present; but
to to be married oast
Ddontoglossum Grandl—"The Baby
Orchid." 1 he Plant Has Yellow and
Brown Blossoms.
Ing in the summer, dark houses should
be avoided, and air should be admit-
ted whenever possible.
Cyprlpcdium |g one of the most in-
teresting branches ot the orchid fam-
ily and offers a bountiful field of en*
loyment to the amateur. It U com-
posed ot many varieties and an almost
inlimlted number ot hybrids ot be-
•rilderlag variation tn form and color.
KEEP SOIL LOOSE ON TOP
By G. GEOFRY.
Never allow the soli to become hard
and baked; stir it frequently and as
deeply as possible without disturbing
the roots.
This will increase its capacity to
hold moisture, which is very neces-
sary to the welfare of the plant.
Soil around leaf crops must be kept
looso to cause them to grow rapidly,
which will make them tender.
••Hunt's Cure" is absolutely guaranteed
to cure Itch, Eczema, Ringworm, T«tter.
I or any Skin Disease, or purchase once
| cheerfully refunded. Sold everywhere
! for 60c. a box, or write, A. B. Richards
Medicine Co., Sherman. Texas.
GROW ORNAMENTAL GRASSES
When planning flower beds and bor-
ders do not overlook th'e claims to
beauty of the ornamental grasses.
They are eaay to grow, beautiful and
graceful during the summer, and they
can be cut when In "bloom" tor deco-
rating the houae in the wintertime.
Give them well-drained aoil end plenty
ot water.
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTEB
tTT CuttWe BUeklel Pill*. IMW-
priced, fresh, reliable; preferred by
Western etockmeu. Mc UM t e«
srottet where other • (••• «I.
Write for booklet end tr«lm«l U.
10-deie pkie. Blteklefl MlS I.JJ
SO-dole pkie. Blmeklef FMU 4.H
tree enr Injector, but Cutter^ heel
The npeTtorlty of Cutter producte U doe to mm 11
mra of eoocUllxlnc tn rectin^e and eerumi only.
wiT&S &j&."a jgSft *Thi££w.
DAISY FLT KILLER Kg? UT
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Bishop, Marvin E. The Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 34, Ed. 1 Friday, May 12, 1916, newspaper, May 12, 1916; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth348412/m1/2/: accessed April 28, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Richard S. and Leah Morris Memorial Library.