The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 55, No. 12, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 25, 1930 Page: 3 of 8
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Literature First
Young Lady—You know I am writ-
ing a book now entitled, "How I
liaised My Flrst-Born."
Friend—Yes? By the way, where
is the little fellow?
Young Lady—Why, yon see I've
placed him with relatives for six
: months while I am busy with the
! book.
UNDER FORCE
lie—"I'm going to kiss you, even If
It's under protest" She—"It will be
under an anesthetic, if you ever do."
The Lowdown
Mrs. Pryer—I never size people up
i>y the clothes they wear on the street.
Mrs. Guyer—Oh, I never do! Give
mo a line full of clothes every time,
my dear.
The Change
Old Friend—Well, I'm certainly glad
to see that your great wealth hasn't
changed you.
Millionaire—Well, it has changed me
in one thing. I'm now "eccentric"
where I used to be impolite, and "de-
lightfully sarcastic" where I used to
be rude.
A Great Druggist's One Fault
Two druggists were talking about
one of their confreres who had died.
"He was a great druggist," said one.
"He was," admitted the other, "but
don't you think he made his chicken
salad a little too salty?"
Just So Happened
"How did you come to quarrel with
your friend?"
"He threw n glass of beer at me,
then a bottle—I threw the bottle back
and soon we found ourselves quar-
reling."
Masterpieces
"I saw some genuine homespun
things at Jones' house last night."
"How interesting 1 What were
they?" —
"Spider webs.''
In a Rut
"Why is it you wish to leave after
being In this position for over 30
years?"
"I suppose, sir, because I've always
been careful about not gettting into a
rut."
A SLIPPERY CUSTOMER
First Fish—"I hear Mr. Eel, who is
wanted by the lobster cops, Is still nt
large." Second Fish—"Yes, they
thought they hnd him'several time,1
but he slipped through their hands."
A Profitable Fat1
The Customer—I understand your
hobby is coin collecting, llave you a
large collection?
The Walter—Fairly satisfactory, sir.
Mostly quarters and halves.
Finds Youth's Fountain!
f'TUST one thing has contributed
J more than anything else in my
life toward making me the radiantly
happy woman I am today," writes
Mrs. Walter Ruehl, of Glenbrook,
Conn. "If this was selling at ten
dollars a bottle instead of the few
cent3 it costs, I would scrape the
money together, and I don't mean
maybe!"
"I guess a good many others feel
the same way, judging by the num-
ber of people I know who swear by
this 'Fountain of Youth.' "
Millions of people all over the
world have discovered this simple
secret, which is nothing but giving
our bodies the internal lubrication
that they need, as much as any ma-
chine. After you have taken Nujol
for a few days, and have proved to
yourself how it brightens your whole
life, you will wonder how so simple
a treatment can make such a great
change in your health and your
happiness. The reason is this:
Regularly as clock work, Nujol
clears out of our bodies those poi-
sons (we all have them) which slow
us up, make us headachy, low in our
minds.
Colorless and tasteless as pure
water, Nujol cannot hurt you, no
One Happy Woman Tells
Where She Discovered It
matter how long you take it. It is
not a medicine. It contains no drugs.
It forms no habit. It is non-fattening.
Try Nujol yourself and see how
much better you feel. Get a bottle
in its sealed package at any drug
store and be sure it'a trademarked
"Nujol." It costs but a few cents-—
and it makes you feel like a million
dollars! Start taking Nujol this very
night!
Words Most Often Employed
The eight words most frequently
used In English are "and, have, it, of,
the, to, will and you."
Heavy Wood
Lignum vitae, one of the heaviest
woods, weighs from 73 to 83 pounds
per cubic foot.
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It may be the little stomach ; It
may be the bowels are sluggish.
No matter what coats a child's
tongue, its a safe and sensible
precaution to give a few drops of
Castoria. This gentle regulation
of the little system soon sets
things to rights. A pure vegetable
preparation th^t can't harm a wee
infant, but brings quick comfort
—even when it is colic, diarrhea,
or similar disturbance.
And don't forsake Castoria as
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want to raise boys and girls with
strong systems that will ward off
constipation, stick to good old
Castoria ; and give nothing
stronger when there's any irregu-
larity except on the advice of a
doctor. Castoria is sold in every
drugstore, and the genuine always
bears Chas. H. Fletcher's signa-
ture on the wrapper.
To have joy one mii^t share It—hap-
piness was born a twin.—Charles
Kingsley.
Friendship is a great eonsoling boon,
but the links must be forged on the
anvil of time. /
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Any CCILII
That cold may lead to something serious, if neglected.
The time to do something for it is now. Don't wait
until it develops into bronchitis. Take two or three
tablets of Bayer Aspirin as soon as you feel a cold
coming on. Or as soon as possible after it starts.
Bayer Aspirin will head off or relieve the aching and
feverish feeling—will stop the headache. And if your
throat is affected, dissolve two or three tablets in a
quarter-glassful of warm water, and gargle. This
quickly soothes a sore throat and reduces inflammation
and infection. Read proven directions for neuralgia,
for rheumatism and other aclics and pains. Genuine
Bayer Aspirin is harmless to the heart.
BAYER
ASPIRIN
Aapirin U the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture ot Monoaceticaddeater of SaUeylicad4
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Banger, J. E. A. & Erwin, W. L. The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 55, No. 12, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 25, 1930, newspaper, March 25, 1930; Linden, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth341248/m1/3/: accessed May 12, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Atlanta Public Library.