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r.UTAK - - TEXAS
VICTORIA BURIED WITH HONORS
Mew Jnt i kndlnt lug Had Fan-
rl Worths of n I'rlnr.
From the PulTalo Express: l'robably
the moBt novel funeral hit seen In
New Jersey occurred In Kahway c;i
t-'unday afternoon. The corpse was that
of a dog auld to be the PliiulU Ht of I1H
kind In America If not la the world.
Victoria was a pure blurk-and-tan ter-
rier. Her hlKtory In Interesting. About
fifteen year ro the lat Mm. (Jarbon-
ettl or Kahway. who was at that time
performer lu Ilnrnum'a circus wan en-
caged In a tour of Kngland with the
show. 8hn was exceptionally clever In
bundling homes and she frequently re-
ceived presents from ber admirers. One
day In Manchester a man sent his cora-
pllrnenta to the fair rider accompanied
by a basket which contained the small-
est mite of canlnlty she bud ever beheld.
The dog accompanied her on her travels
all over the world and though it never
grew to robust site It was always
healthy and she became sincerely at-
tached to her pet. In due course of time
Mrs. Garbonettl left the sawdust ring
and settled down In Rahway. last sum
rr.cr she was thrown from a buggy and
killed and ber husband who la a farm-
er near Ruhway presented the dog to
Miss Mary McCann. who was with Mrs.
Garbonettl when she met with the ac-
cident Victoria was about six Inches
long and ber bead was less than four
Inches from the ground. She weighed
about eighteen ounces when In good
condition. She waa not capable of
Warning many trick but after years
of pntlent training her mistress sue-
rrfded In teaching ber to sit up on ber
haunches and sneeze. This lutter ac
eonipllsJiment. It Is said was responsi-
ble for her death as she snecud so
auch that asthma set In and after an
Illness of I- than an hour she died.
As a mark of regard for the departed
canine Miss McCann hnd a New York
frm manufacture a miniature coffin
which waa covered with embossed white
plush. The coffin was nine Inches long
five wide and four high and the body of
Victoria was arrunged lu it as If she
was taking her dully niip behind the
stove. Ilefore the body was committed
:o the grave an amateur photographer
was railed In and several pictures were
tcken of the animal. The dog was
burled In Mlrs McCunn's garden and
the bereaved woman says a monument
will some day mark the reft I tig place
tf ber departed friend.
iaprratltloaa Among Animals
Many authors have alluded to the su-
perstition about the porcupine thnt It
possesses the ability to shoot lltt quills
to a considerable distance and thus to
wound those who anger It. In proof of
the notion the (act that dogs are oftcu
found with porcupine quills sticking In
their mouths and throats Is sometimes
riled. The quills do not get there how-
ever by being thrown from the porcu-
pine but on account of the eagerness
cf the dog attempting to seize the ani-
mal and so fixing the quills In bis own
fltsh. I'llny says that among the Ro-
mans of bis time there was a belief that
rtags could by their breath draw ser-
pents from their holes in the ground
and after getting them out would tht u
trample them to death. The early hunt-
rs of this country nlale many Incl-
dints concerning the enmity betwei n
ilr and serpents of nil kinds. It li
well known that stags would often
without hesitation attack rattlesnake
rnd by jumping high In the air anil de-
fending upon (he serpent with the fore
hoofs drawn closely together would i ut
the snake to pieces. The country peo-
ple of England ss wi ll us several other
countries have an Idea Hint the red ot
the robin's breast was caused by the
drop of blood which fell upon It at the
crtl'iflilon. According to the story the
robin commiserating the condition ot
Christ tried to pluck th" crown ot
thorns from his brow and. In doing so
got Its breast wet with the blood flow-
ing from the wounds. The color became
p rmancnt being transmitted from gen-
eration to generation and thus accord-
ing to the legend the robin is a perpet-
ual reminder of the sufferings of Christ.
Exchange.
Whrr4 Washing-Inn lirank.
General Panlel HiUtcrnVIrt whose
rountry home Is at Cold Spring. N. Y.
bus offered at a gift through the Mi-
luge Improvement association of that
place a handsome tablet to bear the
following Inscription: "den. Wash-
Icgton. In frequent visits to the Anierl-
tan troops encamped near by during the
war ut the revolution drank at this
Hiring and gave It Its name Cold
Fpring."
I'Bifl It Al.iag.
Indiana physicians are mud bcraure
rue of their number has taken to ad-
vertising and It is said that out of re
venge and disgust 1.11 of them m
take to advertising. Thus in the m
mysterious mays. Impelled by the m
rclitrary motives does the great can
t human civilisation make Its i.
vutices. (Jrand Fork (N. 1.) llera
Im Wagon llrlilga In Tela.
The longest wagon bridge In t
world Is situated at Galveston. Tex.
Is more than three miles long a
pons the Galveston bay from north
rcutb.
Marrh of fraf ma.
Almost the only monument of the
Reman dominion In Egypt the fortress
of Babylon at OiJ Cairo. Is being torn
down to make way for modern build'
Inr.
Trial ISO Laacwtfxa.
The university press at Oxford has
pplianres for printing ISO differed
k.i.suugia.
TALM AGE'S SERMON.
"THE POWER OF CX AMPLE" LAST
SUNDAY'S THEME.
CsMrn leu; "nl Ihlmrleeli look an
Ata In Ilia llan.l anil I ul iKmn a
lloasli from Ilia 1 rrea ami f.al.1 ll tin
Ilia ht odlilara" .(inl. li. 111.
lll.VKI.KCIl Is a!
name nialadorou I
hi lllble hlitory.;
and yet full of prof-1
Itable suggfstloi.. 1
ISuoj are black'
and uncomely but
they tell "here the
rocks are. The
snake's rattle Is
hideous but I'
gives timely warn-
Ing.
mer
Prom the plana of my sum-
home night by night. 1 raw
a lighthouse fifteen miles away
not placed there for adornment
but to tell mariners to stand off from
that dangerous point. So all the Iron-
bound coast of morul danger Is marked
with Saul and Herod and Itchobouru.
and Jerebci and Ablmelech. These bad
people are mentioned In the 1)1 bio not
only as wurnings. but because there
were sometimes flashes of good conduct
In their lives worthy of Imitation. God
sometimes drives a veiy straight null
with a very poor hammer.
The city of Shechem had to be taken
and Ablmelech aud his men were to do
It. I see the dust tolling up from their
excited marrh. I bear the shouting of
the raptalns and the yell of the beseig-
ers. The swords clack sharply on tbc
parrying shields and the vociferation
of two armies In death grapple Is hor-
rible to bear. The battle goes on all
day; and as the sun is setting Abir.ie-
lech and his army cry: "Surrender!"
to the beaten foe. And. unable longer
to resist the city of Fhechcm fulls; and
there are pools of blood and dissevered
limbs and glared eyes looking up beg-
glngly for mercy that war never shows
and dying soldiers with their head on
the lap of mother or wife or sister
who have come out for the lust officeu
of kiudiiiss and affection: and a groan
rolls across the city stopping not be.
cause there is no spot for It to rest so
full Is the plate cf other groans. A
city wounded! A city dying! A city
dead! Wall for Shechem. all ye who
know the horrors of a sucked town.
As I look over the city I ran find only
one building standing and that Is the
temple of the god lterlth. Some sol-
diets outside of the city In a tower
finding that they ran no longer defend
8hecbetu now begin to look out for
their own personal safety and they fly
to this temple of lterlth. They go with-
in the door shut it. and they say: "Now
we are safe. Ablmelech has taken fbe
whole city but be cannot take this tem-
ple of Herlth. Here wc shull tie under
the protection of the gods." O Ilerith.
the god! do your best now for these ref-
ugees. If you bate eyes pity them.
If you have hands help them. If you
have thunderbolts strike for them.
Hut bow shall Ablmelech and his army
take this temple of Herlth and the men
who are here fortified? Will they do
It with sword? Nay. Will they do It
with spear? Nay. With batf-rlng
ram rolled up by hundred armed
strength crashing against the walls?
Nay. Ablmelech marches his men to
a wood In Zalmon. With his axe be
hews off a limb of u tree snd p'Sts that
limb upon his own shoulder and then
he says to his men: "You iio the same."
They are obedient to their commander.
There Is a struggle as to who shall have
axes. The whole wood Is full of bend-
ing boughs and l!ie crinkling and the
backing and the rutting until every-
one of the host has the limb of a tree
rut down and not only that but has
put It on his shoulder Just as Ahtnicle.ii
showed him bow. Are thee men all
armed with the tree branch? The re-
ply conies "All armed." And they
march on. Oh what a strange army
with that strange equipment! They
come up to the foot of the temple at
lterlth. and Ablmelech takes his limb of
a tree and throws It down: and the first
platoon of soldiers come up aud they
throw down their branches; ami the
second platoon and the third until ul'
around about the temple of Herlth there
Is a pile of tree branches. The Shech-
emitvs look out from the window ot the
temple upon what seems to them child-
ish play on the putt of their enemies.
Hut oon the flints are struck and the
sparks Ugln to kindle the brush and
the flame comes up all through the pile
and the red elements lean to the case-
ment and the wood wo. begins to
blare and one arm of flame Is thrown
up on the right side of the temple aud
another arm of flame Is thrown up on
the left side of the temple until they
clasp their lurid palms under the will
night sky and the cry of "Klre!" with-
in and "Klre!" without announces the
terror and the strangulation and the
doom of the Shechemttes. and the com-
lint battle-axes habergeon and tliow
me a single weapon with which Ablm-
elech and bis men could have gained
aucb complete triumph. It Is no easy
thing to take a temple thus armed. I
have teen a house where during revo-
lutionary time a man and hi wife
kept back a whole regiment hour after
fcour because they were Inside the
bouse and the assaulting soldiers were
Vwdde '.be bra;. Yet here Abluiclcca
10
k
.... J'"
aud Me army rem np tlicy surround
this temple. s:.d th'-y capture It with-)
out the Inns of a rlnrie mail en the part
of Ablrrtideih. iilthi.tish I suppose somf
of the old lsr.i"!:M.h heroes told Alilm-j
flech: "You aie only going up there tc
Le cut t:i p'.eren " Yet you are Willing
to testify to-ilay tlu.t t v Iio ether mod?
certainly not by ordlnaiy modes j
could that temple soe.i.-l! .sotliorouglily
have been taken. K.ilhirs and moth-
ers brethren and sisters In Jesus
Christ what the Church most wnnii.'i
iearn. this day. Is that any pli-u 'ir'tjj
Is lawful Is best which helps tiv.r-
throw the temple of sin. and I'pdill'
this world fr (!od. We are very apt
to stick to the old modes of attuck.
We put on ti e old-ntyle lost of mail.
We come up with the sharp keen gilt-
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FH M VI Ul ft II . ajiii IIIIH III
that way to take the rustle; but they
have a thomnnd spears where we have
ten. And so the cac.tle of sin stands.
Oh. my friends we will never capture
thls world for (ioj by any keen subre
of rarcjism by any glittering lances of
rhetoric by any sapping aud mining
vi uiuiuuiiu uis..iiai.i.iii u) an J gnu
powdery explosions ot Indignation by
sharpshootlngs of wit by howitzers of
mental strength made to swing shell
i i 1 1 ..i..i.i ..
five miles by cuvalry horses gorgeously j
caparisoned pawing the air. In vain
all the attempts on the part of these
ecrleiiastlcal foot soldiers light horse
men and grenadiers.
iy friends. I propose a different style
of tactics l t eain one go to the for-
est of Cod's promise and Invitation and
hew don a branch and put It on bit than one-thirty-thousandth of our en-
shoulder and let us all come uronnd tlre population. This result Is souie-
these obptlnate Iniquities and then (what surprising M. de Craucey says
with this pile kindled by the tires of when we realize that the American ron-
holy geal and the flumes of a ronse- tlnent was colonized by people who left
crated life we will burn them out. Europe because they wished to proist
What steel cannot do. fire may. And( against the Inequality of social condl-
1 announce myself In favor of any plan Hons there and who did their ben to
of religious attuik that succeeds-any ' even up things financially and socially
plan of religious attack however radl- 4n their new home
ral. however odd. however unpopular! 0ur Puritan ancestors turned th.lr
hoaever hostile to all the convention-! hmcM on the old aristocracy and 1-
niiuca in t n ii r i ii aim -Maic. n one
style of prayer does not do the work
let us try another. If the Church
music of to-day docs not get the vic-
tory then let us make the ussault with
o backwoods chorus. If a prayer-meeting
at half past seven In the evening
does not succeed let us have one ut
early In the morning as w hen the angel
found wrestling Jacob too much foi
him. If a sermon with the three au-
thorized heads does not do the work
then let us have a sermon with twenty
ieads. or no heads ut all. We want
more heart In our song more heart In
our almsgiving more heart In out
prayers more 1'eart In our preaching
Still further
U.orM r...M Ikl. ...I. I
' "'r . '";
Ject the power of example. If Ablm
elech bud sat down on the grass anil
told Ms men to go and get the boughs
and go nut to the battle they would
never have gone at all. or it they had
It would have Issen without any spirit
ni aSr..i.lvA ri-mill tint m-Vw.n sliln.i.lni'fc.
goes with bis own axe and hew. dowc1'1" n"urftl 1CHl"M- b"J h" '"yhat
a branch and with Ablmrlecb'a armi
puta it on Ablmelech' shoulder and
marches on. then my text says all
the people did the same. How natural
that wns. What made Garibaldi and
Stonewall Jackson the most magnetic
commanders of the century? They al-
waya rode ahead. Oh the overwhelm
Ing power of example! Here is a fathei
on the wrong roud; all his boys go or
the wrong road. Here Is a father whe
enlist for Chtlrt; his children enlist
I suw In some of the picture gallerlei
of Europe that before many of
h !
great works of the masters the oil
musters there would be sometime)
four or five artists taking copies of the
pictures. These copies they are golni
to carry with them perhaps to distant
lands; and I have thought that youi
life and character are a mustei piece
and It Is being copied and long uftei
you are gone ll will bloom or blunt It.
the homes of those who knew you. unc
be a C.nrgnn or a Madouiiu. Ixuk out
what yo-.i say. lok out what you
do. Eternity will bear the echo. Tlx
best sermon ever preaiheil Is a hoi)
life. The licst music ever chanted ll
a consistent walk. If you want othert
to se.'ve (!od. serve Mm yourself. ll
you want others to shoulder their duty 1
shoulder yours. Where Ablmelech
goes his troops go. Oh. start out fol
heaven to-day and your family wili
come utter yon. and your business as-!
soclutes will come after you. and out
social friends will Join you. With out
branch of the tree of life for a baton j
marshal Just as many as you can to-
gether. Oh. the Infinite the seml-om-nl
potent power of a good or bad exam-
ple! "Well." you say "1 have been driven
out of thnt tower; where shall I go?"
Step Into this tower of indifference.
You say: "If this tower Is attucked. It
will be a great while before It Is taken." j
1- ....! 11... l. .-a I. Hn 11.1m J
You feel at ease. Hut there Is an Ablm-
rlpcb. wltli ruthless assault coming on.
lVath ad his force are gathering
round1 and they demand that you sur-
render everything and they clamor for
your overthrow and they throw their
skeleton arm In the window and with
their Iron fists they beat against the
door and while you are trying to keep
them out you see the torrhca of Judg
ment kindling and every forest Is a
torch and every mountain a torch aud
every sea a torch and while the Alps
tnd Pyrenees and Himalayas turn Into
i live coal blown redder and redder by
be whirlwind breath of a Cod omnipo-
tent what will become of your refuge
3t lies?
"Hut" say some one "you are en-
gaged In a very mean business driving
i from tower to tower." Oh no! I want
o tell you of a Gibraltar that never has
been and never will be taken; ot a
wall that no Satanic assault can scale;
f a bulwark that the Judgment earth-
luakes cannot budge. The Hlble re-
fers to It w ben It ays: "In God I thy
refuge and underneath thee are taa
; iv cr lasting arm."
HERE.
REMARKABLE OBSERVATIONS
OF A FRENCHMAN.
Wa Are herfa of I lie Mllllonnlraa Our
Wmurn. Tun .Ire Orrailrnla aud Our
lighting (oaJucra Ara I.Iks (lie
Uaillartal llaruna S
RK WK KAISINC
an aristocracy und
Is It even now
something more
than a green shoot
In fact quite a
bud -lust bursting
Into bloom? That
Is what a French-
man named Man-dut-Rraucey
thinks.
He has been writ-
Ing to the I'nrlslan papers cbutgtng i;s
with posse ssing an aristocracy already
more powerful than any European no-
bllity and allegl.g that we are "tend-
Ing throughout the whole fabric of our
oclety more and more toward feudal-
ism." The almost spontaneous appearmce
of the millionaire class which says our
critic bud no existence twenty years
ago be regards us ussu redly one of the
most Interesting phenomena of the
economic and social evolution that Is
.taking place In the I'nlted States. One-
quarter of the national wealth Is to-
day In the hands of 2.000 persons-less
hold a n-
one so rolling In wealth
that to-'ay It Is supplying the rftete
European nobility with heiresses. In-
stead of tending more ami more toward
strict democracy as the wisca ros
thought we were doing half a century
ago we have turned aroi.ud and gone
In the opposite direction.
. In fact. Incipient feudalism seer. is to
spring up from the ground wherever
our French critic turns. It confront
him even In the wild west where
among the ranches he finds people liv-
ing under a regime that seems to hi in
exactly that of Europe lu the tent!
century. The country Is held by greit
land-owners surrounded by cowboy
'
armed to the teeth who are aUay
fighting with the Inhabitant or the
towns as the mediueval barons fought
with the mediaeval communes.'
Uourget also treated the great land-
owners and employers as feudal scirin-
ur. having an Influence that arl-c
.ma luiiut-ii. r is uiii puuni iii i ut. mier
French critic says that the ills'ln-
julshed author of "Outre Mer" Is mis-
taken for men of this class have much
renter political powvr than that In the
hand ot any European arii toc r.i. y
whatever surely much greater '.hnu
the Frenih nobility ever had.
Directing his attention next to Amer-
ican women he says that many of tlic.n.
ut least are preilsely like those that
grarc d the courts of the Caesars. "Th' y
are true Romans if the dt-cndciuc."
These decadent fem.ili s uctually go
(lazy over lucre physical strength; they
go to bear celebrated atlileles deliver
private lectures nil the slit it of Ml- ir
on marvelous powers tl 1 as : tui I by
an i xhioitUiti of tiie grt.u men s i.n.lc
terms.
Having thus proved that the nu n !n
America are nifiliiirv.il barons ;.i
serfs und the women Kum.'ti myi'r'i'is
of doubtful morals M. (iruuecy i x-
h'ni.lH his resomves Iti.d il'p. asi 1. to
make room for the next (ialllc -1 i ? ; -who.
ver fate may have In store for i
to add Ms q iot.i to the gaiety tf
tlohii.
the Mmuisr'a lllumlrr.
The New Yorkers are telling one .n-
othi r of a cmul Jokc on Rev. John Wc-
ley llrovui. re i 'or o" St. Thorn. i "
i church pieviiiiisly re. lor nf .-5t. I'a h's
' In this city. His part In the ecicm ui-
lal of the I'sget-Whltney wedling v. as
i to resd the service. Either t.- had
j marked the wrong place in the priver
j book or the singing disconcerted hi:a;
I at any rate the wedding party was
; imazed to hear his rich full voice utter
I the words: "I am the resurrection arid
'. the llfi!" "Heaven and earth!" cjvu-
j luted Hlsh'.p Hotter In a whlscr bcMnd
i him. The rector at once awoke to the
fart that he was resiling the burial sir-
vli e am ar.r onf. breathless second
. . ...
he proceeded with the proper ritual.
At lino.1 as I ha Mertlrlne.
A physician of Pocahontas county.
Virginia tells a story of a patient who
'one night recently swallowed two Ti-
cullbiT cartridges in mistake for two
1 five-grain capsules of medicine. The
! dot-tor left the capsules with the In-
' gtrurtlons that the sick man should
take them during the night. The man
awakened reached for the capsules but
inniebow got hold ot the cartridges end
did not (IIimom r his mistake until he
had swallowed them. No serious harm
ft suited though the patient hud an anx
ious time for some bout.
Wara Wont IjisI l-ong.
Captain James. In an address bi fore
.he Royal I'nlted Service Institution In
laindon. declared tliat modern military
development would Inevitably shorten
the period of war. Moreover he as-
serted while at the actual point of bat-
tle the destruction would be vastly
Incres-ved the aggregate loss of men
In un entire war would be reully re-
duced by the Improved im-aus of trciit-
ll f tut. wounded.
f EUI'ALISM IS
"
ml
DANCER OF HAVING A DOUBLE.
Narrow llirana at an lunoranl IUs from
('outlet Ion for trior.?.
From the Washington Star: It It.
sometime very unpleasmt nnj e'.en
d'Migerons to look like another person.
A friend of mine who was iiigugi'd in
the practice of law told me of a plnirular
Instance whet too strange a resm.
bl.ilise got a client Into trouble. A
young man was arrested churned villi
burglary. He had lin n surprised while
in the sleeping loom of the hcud of th
family un l had escnped by jumping
through a window. Ho waa pursued
but got away. Two hours later my
friend's client n stranger In the town
was arrested. The man and his wife
who suw him. positively IdcntllleJ the
young man as did those who Joined lu
the pursuit. To his attorney he per-
sisted In protesting his Innocence but
rould not account for himself at the
time the offense was committed ex-
cept by saying he took a lung walk to
we the city. The uttoruey who at first
believed hi client to be guilty looked
np bis record and beuime convinced
that the young man w Innocent bul
his conviction seemed a foregone con-
clusion. One diiy the lawyer met a man
on the street whom he mistook for Ms
client.
"Why how did you cblaln boud?" be
asked.
"You are evidently taking me fur
someone else." was the answer.
A bright Idta struck the lowyer. The
stranger looked as though he wss In
bard luck and a proposition to sit In
the court room during the trial was ni-
ecpted. The lawyer concealed the dou-
ble until the rase was called then be
had the real prisoner sit behind him
where he rould not be seen the accused
being small and my friend quite large.
The double was seated In the prisoner's
dock. Every man Identified the man
most positively and tne prose-
cuting attorney looked most rnt-
Isfled until the supposed pris-
oner was placed upon the stand
and it was shown that he wss not the
defendunt. Subsequently a convl.tid
burglar mude a confession and annng
the crimes was the one with which n.y
friend client bad Iwcn dniiycd.
ILLUMINATE THEIR NESTS-
Sagarloat IllruV Wnh.iil I'roiectlaf
Thrtr lmn from the Hala.
From the New York Journal: Th
rocky bead of Cape Comorln. at the
southern extremity of India seems to
hang out over the water like a pro-
jecting roof and under the caves of
this roof the esculent swallows build
their nests. These nots of the saga-
cious little birds who ore sotiirtlmts
called "Japan se nuns" or African
finches" are not safe from the depre-
dations of nisn even In this seclusion
though the mode cf collecting them Is
attended with great danger. The nests
aie formed In the shape of watch pink-'
its. but authorities differ as to their
substance. Some rluim they are
formed of tiny rea plants; others of
scmie moluscou animal; and still other
say that they are made of Itisptt-s.ited
sea foam or fishes' spaw n. The lusts
are cemented by a glutinous sccreMon
possessed by the swallow and consist
of two rooms; they form a much prli'd
article of food In China where they are
shipped In large quati:l:lcM from India
and the neighboring l-l.inds. They are
white ar.d clean and when bulled to u
Jelly have a glutinous taste whlih is
rather Insipid to one who has not a
Chinese palate.
At night the bundle! of p r il.i.oui-
nest under tie head of ('ape CiiiMuiu
prei nt a str.mge slvlit S.'tir t .mm
ach ni Jt Is Illuminated by four cr he
liclits. which the wi.-e bli.U pin. un to
protect their ou:.g fr.iiii the ia:di of
the ti.urdeioiis b:itu. Tiny censl't ot
biis i f i tleky i lay. w h; h tin l.lnls fas-
ten to the tup of tl: Ir I I Ii. iliiil tlK'tl
pl.ue ihi ni on t!i" i lay. Tills i.rrani; -nent
does lint i 01 ti ll ll!"' to the culll-
fcrt i f the fiieth. s but tl.c !h: tvi:!i
they rive forth d.iz.ics t! i evis of tli"
thieving bats lilid n. pn . rvc tu liu l
ot the )oung birds.
Th lluuir A"il.
Tie stniiCth of the common house
nnt Is lonietlilng plu m. meruit. Su Jul. a
I. itilii'ck liai: ivllinatcd thai utie t; ilnse
i. in ni-tal.i a weigh; Z t.mcs. greater
tlian Its own. This Is equivalent le a
man holding 10 tons by bis teeth
WISDOM BOILED DOWN.
People fiel dirty three or four das
after a duM storm.
After all. love dots nnt appeal to a
woman' heart like rut glass.
It Is a pity that girls do not practice
patience mnrp and the piano less.
Every boy wondets why a girl's hair
doesn't become hopelessly tangled.
If thire ks any sham In a woman It
comes out when she has company.
Investigate a popular woman and you
will find she bus no violent opinions.
Every one dlsiovtrs somi. ()ay that
when he ask for simple Justice he is
asking too much.
Mlncrnie.it Isn't mud right unless
you have a headache within two hours
after eating the pie.
When two people love each other
they finally get to abusing eat h other
for being such fools.
Nearly every man eats too much
meat which Is ri sponsible or one ot
his very worst habits.
The lion and the lamb lie down to-
gether In the same way that dentist
pull teeth without pain.
Compel a man to loaf who has always-
been busy and be Is as uncoiniortublo
as a loafer compelled to work.
As people grow older their alleglunrt
to a town Is founded upon their ictcrest
In a grave In its remeiiry.
No white man Is as "big feeling'' as
the negro who belongs 0 a tnln?lrel
show and if.pear in the strn l parade.
Atchlion tilolie.
A bird which bulldi a banging nest
tcver select a dead or Itise.ure. twig.
BotUett Up!
It certainly I di.i!isnrtcr!r.r t a p-
lent to liiul thi.t the tr'-uluK iit bo 10
riven for a diacuse is more clii.a.i;rou
bail the disease iliil. bin Ii U tha
:ac however with tl.c iimi.iI trcat-
iii nt fiven fo discuses cl the tilood.
NotwitliKtaiidinir Uiefnat vroe;rc&.
made in muny brunches nf nic liciue.
die doctors have failed iibwlutily t'
Hnd a (ucreasful treatment for blx4
(xusoii anil the many disease having-
ihrir origin in the blond 'iitey give
out one kmdcf medicine they know
out one treatment and whether ia
i he form of powder pill or liquid he
doctor's prescription is always the
tame potash cr mercury.
Too much cannot be u id of the hurra
fulaiiddiaastrouaeliectaof these drufta.
The doctors are nuuble to rid tho ava-
tem of the poiaon and direct their
fforta toward covering up the aynip-
tontk from view. There ia but one ef-
fect to be obtained from potash and)
airrotry they bottle up the poisoe
and dry it up in the system bul it
must be remembered that they dry np
the marrow in the bone at the nasi .
lime gradually consuming the ital-
Ity. 1 hose disfiguring copper-colored
iplotche are but Indications of worao
reaulta to follow. No aotuier has lb
ysteiii taken on the full rflccta of tlua
powerful drug' than that supple new
tnd elasticity of the joints gives war
to a stiffness followed by the racking-
pains of rheumatism. The form gratis-
potash;
oallv betiua the bonca tche. while d
cripmu'e and licijdev.'.eM preme
turrly take pna sainn of the UidT.
I'mliT tlua treatment it is but a abort
step from vior and health to a pair
cf crutches. Wuh this wreck of tba
system often cou.es falling of the hair
and eyebrows ka of linger naila
and decay of the tfones a cpndltioar
tnoat horrible. This is iso overdraw
picture for the world tinlay I fuUaf
tbrse hcitdilini.' mcrciiri.l wreck.
Contagion lllood I'oiaon ia the moat
horrible of alldiaeasra and has tx-e-a
appropriately tailed the curse of mow
kind. I'ntil the dixovcry of rl. 8. H
it wa incurable. It lies alwava bai
tied the doctors and it ia in thla dia
ease that the evil ot mercury an4
potash are moat common bee a waa
thri drugs are (-ivni iu such larva
dusc in an effort to counteract Ui
poian. While they succeed in bt'ttllnf
I up the poiu in the ayaiem. It alwaya
I trrk forth again attacking; aoma
I delicate oigan trciurntly the monta
I and throat filling thrm with eatinf
! sores. S. S. H. is the only kuown cur
for this terrible diaetiae.
It is the same in other dlaeaaea c
the hlol. Scrofula Kczema Cancer
Khcoiiiai isi.i all are given the aama
treat mriit by the phyau ians mercory
r.nd poush. and tiie result a abort aal
forth is always the same.
We olTcr a remedy purely vegetable
powerful in itscftrct yet harmleaa ia
every way. l-'or fifty year S. 8. B.
has Itch curing' blood Oi sen sea front
the most violent to the mildest caan
(.Iter all other treatment failed. It U
'iiaranteed purely vegetable ancl ooa
tboiihaiid dollars reward is oflcred for
prtf in the contrary. It is a real
id.! remedy for real Mmil trou'ilra
and never tails to cure Contain :ou
Ilbssl I'nisiin Scrofula Ivczema. Kiica
m.itiMii. I inner or any other diseasa
of tlicblisst. If you have a bloo.1 dia
raw. t..kc a vrm'txly which will not
injure you. Ilevarcuf mercury don't
do violence to your system. LKm't jet
bottled up)
Our txHiks on Hood and akin di
eases will be mailed free to any adr
Oresa. KwiftSpecitioCo. Atlanta Ga
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