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iSSK FKLZUNCE.
4 hm Younsr Artist's Discovery—The
Midnight Visitor—A Would-be
Novelist Nipped In tho Bud
An Open Confession.
Inclojcs a nun with IdeiHliiifc eyes, 1 linvo
not as yot found out: Imt one thing is cer-
WITHTHE BLEEDINQ EYES. ;,a'"'"1,! '10use "ie ^"Ctor shelters a
girl with the same or no eyes at all."
And ho, this Parisian skeptic anil mod
ernlste, felt himself shudder as he had
; done on arriving at the station awhile ago,
I when the chill of the evening had struck
(Acontinued Htny ] .upon his brow.
The whUtk' of tlm locomotive screamed "An<1 now t0 ,a,,le:" ('rl<"' thu
wrosr. tho darkened plain, a w.norous fire- | t'^aylng to give lilmsolf an air of cordial
woi!** with a trail of sparks spieading to hospitality, and at the same time divesting
tfae horizon and melting Into space. j himself of his glasses, liens! Hut the
Georges Davred, re-awakenlng with ft 1 sight of his eyes as nature made then. In
start, "omprehended by the iong metallic ,110 w'se decreased the nervous chill lhat
throbl)ingK, more and more slow and noisy, j 'or some reason or other was making
that they were nnarlng Hki town. Some, goose-flesh along George's spine. 1 he
burning cinders passed before tho windows I "octor without his spectacles was simply
of the wagons against the background of ' frightful} his awkwardness disappeared-
black darkness, broken Immediately by ru,ll«r' w 9 no lor'««r appreciable; the
lighted walls, iron columns and commer-
cial advertisements, nearly insolent in their
brilliancy of colors.
"St. Andres d'Aveyroil!" called an em-
ploye of the station. The train had
stopped.
"Ailons!" thought Georges, leisurely
leaping to the pavement, "behold me hero!"
The I'resh humidity of an October tem-
perature struck him suddenly; he drew up
his collar with a quick shiver. Only the
attention was absorbed by those uncov-
ered orbs, restless, squinting, yet betray-
ing even in their deformity a will that wa*
■imply terrible.
The dinner was good, the amiability of
tho host excessive, Georges had not
thought him .such a chatterer. He talked
of Paris, of science, of a thousand and one
curious things of life and travel, abusing
or praising with fury, and as tho whim
seized him. In short, he talked himself
evening before his departure from Paris j «"«• <" 11 s|K"111 Calil«tt« placed before
had he received tho letter In response to 1,il" " carafe of Annagnac eau de vie, that
which he had come—a letter from his' Bftvol>'but dangerous beverage for which
Uncle Marcel, the celebrated historical j <he austere doctor* or had decidedly a taste,
painter, asking liiin to join him inacer- ''rank, and drank freelj. llis
tain religious pensh.imat, whose s„i1(,|ars | speech grew thick, and his eyes little by
were on a and where he had I 1 litt,u loHt *P"rklc! sil,l,,l4,p
summoned to restore some old frescoes de-, ""V ljow,mo wator>-' "len g'assy; at tho
faced by time 1 sl,me moment (ieorgos observed as great
"You can assist me in n.v work," wrote a 0,1 in 1,10 doi!tm"8
the old aftist, "and also Hud materitil.''!Caillolt,!-" was more animated
Georges, you see, was a jack of two trades ! K,aut'(! hlltl 'iuiekened and her entire
—a dabster with tho brush as well as the < n-mi"y there is no other way to ex-
press it,—seemed to condense itself, to lose
1 its vague, elusive cloudiness.
her
per-
pen.
Georges, decidedly bored with Paris at
«Se moment when tho letter reached him,
packed his valise and left by the next ex-
press; but ho did not timl his uncle await-
ing him at the Million. No, on the con-
trary, an exlruorilluary-looliing personage,
small, smooth, si|iiat, clothed 1 il<<> a college
scout, his eyes covered with blue speela
cles that cut, an absurd, lugubrious llguro
upon a completion like a crude putty,
cried his name to the echoes with the
voice of aeolivulsi/.e I'log.
I
'IIKICK.. IIUltK," lltll'l.1 ■:I> OKI! TltA VKI.KIi.
"Here! Here!" replied our Iraveier, his
Ihclh on edge, aud the m,known advanc-
ing, presented himself a:< Dr. Colcombe,
charged to greet Mons. Davred in the ale
sence of his uncle, Mured, culled to the
chateau of I'VI/.uuee lo sketeli the portrait
of the t'ointesse, dead since the preceding
evening.
Georges i|uickl\ prejudiced, and taken
villi that sort ol' ilisi|iiier,ude vague and
strange, hut; known at times to the least
nervous of men in the presence of a
stranger, thanked the Doctor courteously,
and tlm followed him thiough streets
straight unit tortuous, bordered at times
with hovels of a dust) gray, at others with
houses of u yellow, hard and earthy.
"Voila!" cried the doctor, presently, "we
ore liei'i'. I live, you observe, in the un-
dent unnex of the eonvi'iit set apart
inany years for llie physician of these
dies, I am the conventual attendant,"
for
lu:
milled, smiling a little,
the city."
'as well as of
•|l|n \
MY SIKTKIt, MY sisricit tWW.I.KTIT.
He had slipped the key while talking in-
to the blackened lock, utul now, with iiitie
caressing pats, pushed Georges before him
into a room that was clearly his ofllee, utul
incumbered with shelves tilled with bottles,
in which a hideous Cudus and other nnii-
tomicai curiosities swum in an alcoholic
ooze.
Dinner was served iuimediuteiy, and as
they entered the dining hall to tako tiicir
places at table a young girl, tall and slen-
der of tigure, rose from iH\sldo it mid
giei'ted them with a grave salutation.
"My si ter, my sister Caillettc, "said
Dr. Colc ombe, in his sticky voice.
I'retty'.' Well, you could hardly call her
that, still by no means ugly, llut that
which impressed Georges particularly in
the aspect of thi< young girl was that she
looked about Iter with the strangest tta,'e
that it is possible to conceive of. Not
only wee her faded and languishing eye-
balls ot .i cloudy uncertainty, but every in-
stant Hit? pupils seemed to melt to dissolve
into the bluish orb, which it«elf appeared
to \;ij>mi e to the point that the long and
opaline eyelids had the air of rontainin. a
tort of twilight fog,
•Tarbicii!" thought (leorges to himself,
regarding tliis curious condition of vision,
''Whether or no the Conveut of Saint Gvnys
All ut once she lifted her head and re-
garded her brother fixedly. Her counten-
ance bail assumed an indefinable express-
ion, which resemble fear, but fear compli-
cated with a sentiment of indignation, pos-
; sihly also a dawning resolution. She scru-
tinizcil hiin thus perhaps a minute, then
turned and passed from the room.
The Doctor talked on and on. All oilier
topics exhausted lie arrived at last at the
absence of the Uncle Marcel, called so hur-
ricdl . to the Chateau Kclzuncc, The Coin-
tesse Keiz.unce, whose portrait, he had gone
| to m'ko, had unexpectedly yielded lo one
j of Hi >se physiological phenomena vulgarly
called moral chagrins, because of her
daughter, Mile. Cumillc Felzunee, who hud
fled with a young olllcer, Cointe Bernard de
Castehnere, of the llussars, on leave at
St. Genys. "Xevroso," added the Doctor,
rlsim? to liglit the lantern in obedience to
Georges' request to be shown Ills room,
"all nevrosc; lots of women die from tho
same."
\nil he led the way through avast
, groined eloi iter, whose delicate stone luces
j profiled themselves in a blacker shadow
upon a heaven swept by a rising wind.
Here and there a star pierced the darkness,
and there were the walls, covered with
fantastic frescoes, whoso restoration his
Uncle March had already begun. Toward
' the middle of the cloister a narrow niche,
a sort of contracted recess, caught Georges'
attention, lie spoke of it. The Doctor
laughed.
"Yes," said he, "it is from here," en-
tering the recess and tapping upon an old,
woriu-eaien door, "I'roui here that the mill
comes out to frighten nocturnal promc-
uudcrs."
"There is one, then, and witli bleeding
eyes'.'"
"Ah h! about that I can tell you noth-
ing. only that the legend exists, and its
title Is as you have been told. fStay! your
j chamber!" he added, his voice more ami
more alcoholized as the Armagnac took
cll'eel. "Sleep Well!" and the doctor
ushered him into the same one prepared
, for his uncle, shook his hand—a grasp—
cold, clammy, glutinous as his voice, and.
■ with another "llonne unit, Monsieur!"
withdrew.
This room, lu which Georges found him-
self alottk), was, in truth, but a vast ante-
chamber arranged for the occasion us a
sleeping room and furnished in the heavy
and disgraceful style of the year |s;u. it
was a retreat particular chill aud cheerless,
bat the bed was huge, the sheets while,
and in the center of the floor had been
placed a writing tabic with everything
needed upon it for work.
The yinun: Parisian smiled at the atten-
tion, then put himself to lied, tint was not
able to sleep - oppressed, you may st,\. by
an unpleasant sense of solitude and aban-
donment. It was not yet 1, o'clock; per-
haps If lie got up and utilized his insomnia
by commencing the contemplated romance
upon the "Nun With the Weeding Kyes,"
the story would lie well in tune with his
surroundings.
it was nu inspiration; he rose, seated
himself and spread out his sheets.
n"l.et me see," he murmured, "where to
begin. With the title.' Yes, always with
that but after Hint'.' After that lie would
see'.' He was by no means the tirst ro-
mancer who had started without knowing
where tie would cast the tirst stone.
llis pen ran upon the paper—
"On a fresh autumn evening a young
nobleman. A.muui'd de l'uy d'.Viubleuse,
entered by puis ami at full speed the small
tint picturesque City of St. Cybard. it1
l'linence—'"
And tlcoriTcs continued to write, littlu
by little delivered from his restlessness,
his 11.iml nimble, his thoughts keeping pace
with bis fingers. The story was gotiii
well, very well, Indeed. At the sixteenth
leaf he had reached the following pn.ssau'e:
"Aymard laughed heartily at the prejti
dice surviving at St. Cybard in a modern,
Voltalreau century, and, after declaring
that lie would do perfectly well In the
haunted ruins since there was no plaoe for
him fn the inn, he entered the room hastily
arranged for him in the ancient monastery,
threw off his sword, his redlngote, his
plumad trlcorne, and—"
IIIS I'nx RAW UI'ON- TIIR PAPER.
At this point Georges Davred dropped
his pen and brusquely lifted his eyes. A
door had opened In the cloister—and there
is no noise more disturbing than the sound
of a door which creaks suddenly, against
all provision, in an abandoned building,
where echo slept ordinarily under tVie
crossing shadows of a black and silent
vault. Involuntarily Georges n>>.!ed. He
was not afraid; he was imy afraid Of being
afraid; he dreaded a hallucination, and,
despite ills firm resolve to explain naturally
what he had heard, held his eytis with
tetanic rigidity in the direction tf that
sound.
[CONCLUDED NEXT WKElvJI
Modern Journalism,
Cily Editor—"Did you secure a detailed
report of that prize fight for Monday's
paper?"
Reporter—"Kirst-class; chuck-full of hor-
rible brutalities."
City Editor—"Good! Toll the foreman
to put it in the middle of tho page, and
Una X wish you'd start out ainrng tho
e.bt'rchcs, and get two or three good ser-
mons to pack around it. We've got to
liiep our paper respectable somehow."
An Authority on Bonnet?.
Miss Goodhcart—"Well, I declare! You
am right. Tho iden of a man knowing so
much more about ladies' hats than a
woman. 1 see, by reference to the Fas-
hion Journal, that the style of hats you
have just described is tho very latest from
Paris. And to think 1 didn't know!"
Mr. Nieefellow—"I ought to know. I
paid $:J the other evening for the privilege
of studying one at the theater."
What Ailed Him.
Holiest Barber—"Mr. Jenks, you know
I never bother my customers about buying
my liair restoratives, and such things, but
1 must say to you, in all candor; that your
hair is disappearing dreadful fast. Now
my Elixir of Life, if applied In time "
Mr. Jenks (sadly)—"No use, my friend.
Nothing can stop my hair coming out but
death or divorce."
Perils of Wealth.
Jinks—"Every day I read in the papers
about some great man being injured by
smoking. Thu lust ono is the Prince of
Wales. Tho doctors have stopped him,
Now I must say, as I'm a smoker myself,
such tilings trouble me."
Winks—"Oh, don't worry. All those
men are rich, aud can atl'ord to smoke real
tobacco."
Safe from Cupid's Darts.
Visitor (at studio)—"I do not see how
an artist could paint such a beautiful
woman w ithout fulling iulove with her."
Great artist—"I assure you, nuulum, that
while painting that picture 1 never once
thought of love."
"Is it possible'."'
"Yes. You sec the model was my wife."
Willing to Walt.
Prospective father-in-law—"See here!
You don't expect to begin life where your
parents and wife's parents left off, do
you'.'"
"Prosective son-in-law—"Oh, no. There
Is no hurry about marrying. I'd rather
wait, and begin life when you leave oil'."
A Desirable Location.
Philadelphia!! (in upper New York)—
•'Goodness me! And do you charge 83,000
a year for these flats'.'"
Landlord (proudly) "Yes, -ir-oe. These
are the only Hals in the city in which live
goals can he seen from the trout w indows."
Chinese Cruelty.
Miss Giishington (layingdown a book)—
"Ilow barbarously the Chinese girls are
treated!"
Miss De Pink—"Are they?"
"1 should say so. All the time a Chinese
girl is engaged she is compelled to act us if
she were grief-stricken."
Plenty of Warmth.
Tom "So you've been married a year!
Now, say, Gus, honest Injun, does your
wife greet you as warmly as she did at
first?"
Gus—"Warmly? She fires up every
lime 1 open my mouth."
Expensive Education.
Miss Urban (from the city) — "Oh,
there's no doubt that city life broadens a
person's mind,"
Mr. Hayseed (who once spent a week in
Vow York)—"Ycs'in, it broadens the mlud;
but, Jchoshaphat, how it narrcrs tho
pock et-book?''
THE CENTENNIAL BALL.
A Prolific Creator of Hatred, Mil-
lice and All Uncharltableness.
The hatred, malice and ull unohurU
tubienoHS over the eontounlftlbull grows
upucc, buys the New York World, und
it is fenced that by tho ." <)th of April no
one iu Now York society will speul;yb
iinv one else. Wuril McAllister, mythe
h'udiuy figure among those who''huvo
the uiTunfroincnt* fur the l/ill in
eluirgc. < omos in for tho lurgc/r share
of hatred. Just ut present the many
southerners in Now York are deeply
disturbed about a story that i« cum• nt
concerning that gentleman's remuc.fs
upon certain members proposed for tho
quadrille. As is well known, there aro
many families iu thu south closely con-
nected by descent with tho fuinily of
tho great ehlef whose memory the bail
is intended to honor, and also whose
ancestors took a prominent purl, us
both civil unci ramtary leaders, iu the
grout political drama of the birth of
this nuliou. The daughters of some of
these M'ere proposed for membership
in'tlm iiuadrlllu, but it is said Mr. Me-
AUistor resolutely vetoed all such
propositions, and when other mem-
bers of 1 ho committee expressed
'some surprise at this ac-
tion ou lii< part, especially in
view of the fuel thai he himself was a
man of southern birth, lie explained
liis net ion on tho ground that ho had at
heart more than anything else the bt'il-
liant appeai'iinoA of the famous dance,
and lie was sure that none ol' the south-
ern women proposed could ulford thu
expense, of gowns sullieiently gorgeous
tolinake. tho ilanee as splendid as it
should I"'. The New York women
wlio.jy names were before the commit-
tee uVro ull people of large wealth,
who uoYo sure of wearing m ignilicent
gowns ai>j 1 jewels, and would therefore
do more il'edit to the ball than less ex-
spetisively ^irrnyi'd southern women no
matter how\ long or honorable might
bo 11 n-ir descent. Which anecdote has
caused much ii'ifa vorablo comment
upon Air. McAllister by the people
from thai section of the county. Tills
unpleasant feeling is not eoulined to
tin; southoi'ii'Ts, however. A New
York woniiMi was heard to remark the
other day with ironical bitterness that
she hoped .Mr. .McAllister would per-
mit her to occupy ut least a corner in
one of the upper galleries of the opera-
house, to which siie thought she had
some claim through descent, since one
grandfather had been chairman of the
committee to welcome Washington and
tho other had administered to him the
oath of ollice.
One curious result of the rigorous in-
vestigation of ancestrnl records has
been to show that .Mrs. Cornelius Van-
dorbilt and Ward McAllister are relat-
ed to one another, both having descend-
ed from that revolutionary general,
Francis Marion, the wild raider who
did llis country much service but who
was a pretty rough specimen of human-
ity, anil would have, hardly graced the
quadrille himself. It, is related of him
that on one. occasion when lie asked
several llril.ish otlicei's lo dine the only
refreshments lie offered them were
fried pork anil roasted sweet, potatoes
set, out upon a log. Another one of tin;
curious features of this eentenuiiii epi-
sode is that many women, rather than
take a secondary pla.ee in (he ceremo-
nies. will leave town aud there will be
a big exodus of social leaders before
the 30th, most of I hem going abroad.
A Beautiful Old Age.
Siie. was a, plain, wholesome looking,
scrupulously clean, middle-aged lady
when I tirst met her, years ago. I
was told, l>\ those who knew her iu
her childhood and girlhood years, that
she was then hopelessly homely. 1
was.attracted to li c tirst by hearing
her say. "I would like to grow old
beautifully.'' and again, "1 would rath-
er bo a good looking old lady than a
handsome young woman;" and later,
youth has attract ions of its own; it does
not need beauty; but old age, we must
cultivate good looks and kindly spirits
for old ago. It needs them.\
From year lo year I watched her
closely curious to note the solf-appliea-
t.ion of her theory. Her hair. Titian's
red, did not grow gray early in life as
do darker tresses, but was iu tho latter
years of her life literally "silver
threads among the gold."
Her complexion, with its warm
tints in harmony with Iter hair, was
always guiltless of powder or rogue.
It grew clearer and pallet' as the years
passed on.
The wrinkles came not. partly, 1
thought, from the lack of those beaut,i-
liers, and partly because her thin feat-
ures and slight form grew full and
round, as the years went by—except
now and then a line that, only made her
face more expressive of the patient
goodness that ahvay- characterized her
life. Iler dear hand- were always
busy doing for others their every mo-
tion expressed self-reliant, hopeful,
helpful cheerfulness.
She lived lo lie almost three score
ar.d ten years. I saw her dead face
one showery April day. iu its coffin,
just beiore they laid her away under
the sod and llowers that were disturbed
to make room for that face we parted
from with sorrow, because of the gen-
tle. loving, beautiful life that departed
after endearing itself to si many by its
brave, cheerful helpfulness.
I saw her aged face was very beauti-
ful. and as innocent and peaceful look-
ing as that of a sleeping child. Her
oi't expressed desire was gratified.
Siie grew old beautifully. Siie died
with more admirers and lovers among
old and young, of both sexes, than the
most beautiful young society belle can
number.—Julia W. IVardon, In Mil-
waukee Wisconsin.
MEDlCAl^MONOPOLY NOT
/•WANTED.
A Mitt tor
The first artic
tion of Japan
provides that
of Probability.
!e of the now eonstitu-
recently promulgated
"the empire of Japan
Boaf m Duily Globe, l'«b. 7tb,
"In,tiYii! Legislature of Massachusetts a
hill Know pending whose object is to pro-
hibit, under penalty of fine and iinprlson-
Ynent, the practice of "medicine, surgery
or midwifery" by any other than the
••regular" physicians. The attempt to
pass such a hill has been made before, but
it failed. It is a measure which ought
not to pass, because it Invades the personal
liberty of the citizen; not tho personal lib-
erty of the 'irregular' physician only, but
of the patient.
"i i ly yesterday Dr. Ilolt, In a paper
read before the Massachusetts Medico-
Legal Society, an organization of "reg-
ular" physicians, complained of the igno-
rance ol' his professional brethren as shown
in the notorious ltobiuson poisoning cases.
"This crime," said the doctor, "oue of
the greatest lu our medical history, would
never have been discovered but for the
suspicions uroused outside the profession."
And he called attention to the fact that
in five of the poisoning cases the regular
physician certified the cause of death to be
pneumonia, typhoid fever, meningitis,
bowel disease and Drlght's disease respect-
ively.
"This shows how far the 'regular' phy-
sicians are from being infallible.
"it would seem to be more in accord-
ance with justice and common sense were
they to perfect their own knowledge be-
fore they appeal to law lo prohibit others
from healing.
"Not long ago a Globe reporter called
upon ten "regular" physicians on the
same day, and described his symptoms in
exactly the same language to each. The
ten physicians informed him that he was
suffering from ton different diseases and
ga\c hint ton different prescriptions, each
utterly inconsistent with tho others.
"The implied claim that there Is any
certainty iu ••regular" meglclne as ut pres
cut practiced, is absurd. All medics
practice, outside of the simplest com
plaints, is more or less guess work and ex
perhnent, whether regular or irregular.
"When Gai'tield was shot five of the inns;
famous regular physicians in the count i \
spent three months probing for the build
iu the region of his left, hip, and after hi-
death it was found underhisrightslioiilile
blade." We have but a few wolds to add
which is that thu above is the doctrin
Messrs, II. 11. Warner & Co., proprietor?
of Warner's Safe Cure, have fought fo
and promulgated for (he past ten years.
We know of scores of cases, and so doc
the reader, where doctors have treated tin
wrong disease. They say advanced Kid
n,iy Disease cannot be cured, yetthousnnd-
of cases have been cured with Warner'
Safe Cure; yet so bigoted are the medical
■profession that tho majority of them wil
not use it, although they know lhe\
could thereby save many valuable lives,
because, forsooth, it is against their fossil
ized code. Out upon such bigotry. Even
method to prolong life should be utilized,
and the regular medical profession should
be the first to welcome it instead of encom-
passing themselves in self-conceit and
bigotry, doctoring symptoms instead of dis-
ease, and sending their patients to the cem-
etery, poisoned with drugs, but on the
death certificate that they died from
typhoid fever, meningitis, pneumonia, or
some other equally foreign cause.
The bustle luis hud a great deal of promi-
nence lately. But, come to think of It, Unit's
the nature of the bustle.
To tell a dlgnlfled citizen to pull down lib-
vest Is npt to uiuke him raise his eholer.
The Women I'riilse M. II. K.
The suffering of women certainly awakens
the sympathy "of every true philanthropist.
Their best friend, however, Is 1). li. I!, (liot-
aulc Blood Hulrn). Send to lllood Halm Co.,
Atlanta, Ga., for proofs.
H. L. Cnssidy. Kemiesiiw, Ga., writes:
"Three bottles of H. B. B. cured my wife of
scrofula."
Mrs. It. M. Lnws, Zalaiiu, Fl*., writes: "I
have never used anything to eipiut B. B. B."
Mrs. C. 11. Gay, Kin ky .Mount, X. C., writes
"Not a day for 15 years was 1 free from head-
ache. B. B. B. entirely relieved me. 1 feel
like another person."
James W. Lancaster, ilinvkinsvllle. <• u.,
writes: "My wife was In bad health for
eight years. " Five doctors uud many patent
medicines had done her no good. Six hot-
ties of B. B. B. cured her."
Miss S. Tomlhison, Atlnnta, Cm., siivs:
"For years I suffered with rheumatism,
paused"by kidney trouble aud Indigestion, I
also was feeble aud nervous. B. II. B. re-
lieved me at once, although several other
medicines hud fulled."
Rev. J. M. Richardson, (.'lurkston, Ark.,
writes: "My wife suffered twelve years with
rheumatism and female complaint. A lady
member of my church had been cured by 15.
B. B. She persuaded my wife to try it, who
now says there is nothing like B. B" B., us it
quickly guve her relief."
As n rule, n simrle man is rarely discovered
leading u double life. Mo much for bachelor-
hood.
The Continental Divide Mining Investment
Company, of Aspen, Colorado, is paying
monthly dividends on its preferred stock of
two cents a share, which is two per cent, a
month Interest to the holders on this invest
intuit. The treasurer has twenty thousand
shares yet that he is compelled to sell at one
dollur ii share.
George William Curtis says Civil Service
l'cforui is not yet dead, Xo; It, isn't, dead.
We cuu hear It snore.
We rejoice to advise nur ranchers of u
lute Invention that will he of grAut service
to them. Wo icier to an athihab'o can
spout, one that anyone cm tlx In a minute
mi iw any tin can, and which makes a tight
joint without, solder, so that by attaching
one to a coal-oil can. you uan III I your
lumps without wasting oil and musdng
the Hour.
These spouts enn tie had by sctullngJSl)cents
in stamps to K. W. Vaclicr, Moore, Frio Co.,
Texas, uud arc a marvel at tho price. They
lust a lifetime, and will save enough to pay
for themselves ou the tirst few cans.
Boulungcr takes a change of venue when
he linds himself lu a trying position.
Shallenherger's Antidote for Malaria Is the
cheapest remedy In the world in proportion
to (ho work It docs, because It Is certain t>>
cure even the worst cases if taken properlv.
One bottle of thirty pills will cure any ordi-
nary case, uud nur rl"ic will stop the chill-
but'a number of doses and a little time mv
required to drive nil Malaria from the sy-teai.
Sold by Druggists.
No Cold Feot.
Doctor—"Are you troubled with cold
feet?"
Fair patient—"Not now. lie's off on a
business trip."
shall be reigned over and governed by
aline of emperors unbroken forages
enternal." Just as like ns not tho
Japs will some day decide that this
clause is unconstitutional,—Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Mrs. Uaekbay—"Wore you at the 'Mar-
riage of Figaro'the other evening!" Mr.
Newcash—"Xo. ma'am I I wasn't Invited.''
—I.owoU Citizen.
The rlsrht wav to drive an ox is not learned
from u study of gee-oiogy.
Students, Teachers (male or female), C!er
evincn, and others In need of change of cm-
j ployuient. should not full to write to H. 1',
: .tolinson & Co., lOU'.i Main St.. Richmond, Vu.
j Their grent success shows that they have got
I the true ideas about making money. They
| can show you how to employ odd hours protli
] ably.
Burins a hard winter the plumber aud the
coal dealer usually have u soft thing.
Hethe: Ington & Nason te,, ^ 407 f;]1B S{_
, D llai. Toi «, have u 1'J.vUO hugiuo and
4S*H Boiler, Pipes, I'umps and all Com-
plete, Sinker Davis & ( o's make almost us
rtood aa new. Will «o!l elieap. We have 1.
•w Business Directories aud Memorandum
JifOki still on hand, which we will send to
tfe'OM using machinery on receipt of • two
eat itUPb, had adUreii.
?;
Robert A. Giin.v, M. 1 .. Dean and Pr«L
fessor of Surgery of the t'nlted Stales Med I
Icul College, editor of " Medical Tribune. 1
author of "Gunn's New Improved HaniR
book of Hygiene und Domestic Mcdlcjue. '
says over iiis own signature In addressing
the proprietors of Warner's Sufe Cure; "I
can not be true to my ■convictions unless I
extend a helping hand and endorse nil I
know to be good aud trustworthy. Your
graphic descriptions of diseases of the kid-
neys and liver have awakened tho medical
profession to the fact of their great in-
crease. Physicians have been experiment- *
ally treating this disease, and while casting
about for an authorized remedy, thcii
patients have died on their hands." •
Mr. Sullivan, late of Boston, has become
whin the New York World would call "oue
of the must striking people" In that town.
Instead of feeling tired and worn out, in-
f teiid of aches uud paius, would'nt you rather
feel fresh and strong! If you continue feel-
ing miserable and good-for-nothing you huvo
only yourself to bluine, for Brown's Iron Blt-
lers will surely cure you. It is a certain cure
for dyspepsia," indigestion, malaria, weakness,
kidney, lung und heart affections. Try It if
you desire to be healthy, robust and strong,
and experience Its remarkable curative quali-
ties.
Love Mo, Love' My Dpgr.
Young wife—-"I'm afraid, mother, that
John doesn't love me as uitieli as he used
to,"
Mother—"Why, child, what could have
put such an Idea into your head?"
Young wife—"Oh, mother, you ought to
see how dreadfully he beats poor little
Fido."
Dtt. Wm. II. Thompson, of the Univer-
sity of the City of New York, suys: "The
symptoms of diseased kidneys will ilrst
appear In the extremely different organs of
1110 body." Treat the kidneys uiul not. the
effects of kidney disease, by using War-
ner's Safe Cure.
A Chicago clergyman married three couples
011 the cars the oilier day. He lias refused to
allow himself to bu patented us a car coupler,
cures
. gACKACty*.
At DnroaisTs and Dkalvrk.
THE CIIAKLES A. VOGELEK CO, Ualtimora, Mi.
SICKHEA0A6HE
Positively cured by
these Uttle Pills.
They al o relieve IMs
trcsn from )}ynpep«ia,Iu-
filgestlor. ana TooHearty
Katie;*. A vwrfoct rem-
ody fov Diziineiw,N n«e«
Drowsiness, Had Tut*
(:i tho Moutb. Coated
Tonguo.Paln in the Bide.
TOKt'II) X,rVSK. They
rcgulato the Bowel*.
Purely Vcgetablo.
Price 2B Cents;
G^TEB MEDICINE CO., NEW Y03E.
Smal! Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.
CARTERS
BOSTON.
For Sore Eyes, Flesh Wonnfls, Bona,
Piles, Felons, it Is aajrlcal. SB eta.
IHI W03LD OUaST || T9 ZHCW IT.
The world ought to Wyi know what S. S. S. bat
donn for mc in thocurc If# J ol' a malignant Cancer,
which was to had as to Mg bo considered incura-
ble by the physicians In Chicago, where I
wenttobetrcaied. One Ifi lof my neighbors sent
me iicipy of an adver-^tjlin-menl lu regard to
Swift'* specific, and IHHH began taking it. I got
rclicf fr.im thellr^t few doses; the poison v.iu
gradually forced out of 1*MM mv system, und 1 wan
soon cured sound and HBn well, it it now ten
nionthn since I quit tuk- Buam in;: s. S. 3. and I have
had no sign of return of the dreadful diHcase.
Sins. Ask Eotuwei.l.
fcu Sable, Mich., Dee. S! , 'as.
Send for books on Blood Dlser.s?s and Cancer*.
mailed fret. • Tun SwirT Srnciric Co.
Drawer 3. Atlanta, (la
CONSUMPTION,
BRONCHITIS,
SCROFULA,
COUCH or COLD,
THROAT AFFECTION,
WASTING of FLE8H,
Or any l ismno where the Throat and
T-unga am l)ijhtmed, Lack of Strength or
Xervc Powert you can be relieved and
Cured hy
SCOTT'S EMULSION
OF
PURE COD LIVER OIL.
With Hypophosphites.
Palatable as Milk.
Alt: for Scott'* Hmiitnlou, and let tic
explanation or Solicitation induce yon to
icccpt a mbntllitte.
Sold b;/ all Druggists.
SCOTT & BOWHE. Chemists, M.Y.
MLE SICKLY:
SL0DKIN6 EffllMEl «
tnbleetto SPASMS *rc< most likely troubled
wvai U/nRfK' The he>.t remedy torthiel*
the ""UnlflO, o>!o^rrited IV A. Vlfilllj
•lock'* Vermtl'ngr. itioniw year* In ateuA1
;«iveb l'.'.ii.i. Ohecrvo i'a Mentally tbit tM
Initials are H. A. tliua uvotdlnu lmHatlqtm,
CURES MERE AU ELSE FAILS. I
t.i-N- • (rood. Use
■loft! a Rumples worth IMA FBIK
|Lliu*!* uot U'-mei' l'e*t.
rster Safety B*iu Holder Co.,*
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The Mineola Monitor (Mineola, Tex.), Vol. 12, No. 34, Ed. 1 Saturday, May 25, 1889, newspaper, May 25, 1889; Mineola, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth254284/m1/2/: accessed April 30, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Mineola Memorial Library.