The Mineola Monitor (Mineola, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 29, Ed. 1 Saturday, April 14, 1888 Page: 7 of 8
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PLUCK AND PRAYER.
There wa'n't any use o' fretting.
An' i told Olmdiah s ■,
For ef we couldn't hold onto thirga,
We'd just got to let em jjo.
There were lots of folks that'll suffer
Along with the rest of us,
An' it cll.ln't seem to he wortli our wlilla
To make such a ilro.i e fuss.
To he sure the burn was 'most empty,
An' corn an' perlaters sca'ce,
An' not much of anything plcntyan'choai
But water—an' apple.sa.ss;
But then us I told uliadlah.
It wa 11 1110 use to groan,
For flesh an' blood couldn't stan' It; an lie
Was nothin' but sk 11 au' b no.
But laws! ef you d only heerd him.
At any hour of the lilcht,
A prayln' out in that closet there,
'Tvvonld have set you eiazy rjuile.
1 patched the knees of tlioso trousers
With cloth that was noways thin,
But it seemed as if the pieces wore out
As fast as I set 'em in.
But 1 am that way contrairy
That ef things den t go jest right,
I feel like roll n' my sleaves up high
An' gittin' ready to light.
An' the giants 1 slew lhat winter
I ain t goiu' to talk about;
An' 1 didn t even complain to God,
Though I think: he iound it out.
With the point of a cambric needle
Idruv the wolf from the do >r,
For I knew tliat weneedn t starve to death
Or be ltray because we were poor.
An' Oliadiah he wondered.
An'kept mo patching his knees, (out
An' thought it strange how the meal held
An' stranger we didn't free/.e.
But I said to myself in whispers;
"God knows where his gift descends;
An' "tisn't always that faith gets down
As far as the linger ends."'
An' 1 wouldn t have no cue reckon
My Oliadiah a shirk,
For some, you know, liaTo the gift to pray
An' others the gift to work.
—Harper's Weekly.
graduato over. Fe wanted the con-
gressman to just talk with him alone
for a few niinutf*, and satisfy himself
that the cure was complete and exactly
a* warranted. v\ ell, tho conCTessmaff
Bat down, the professor vanished, and
in a'out two minutes I happened to
drift in. I had come to make a few
inquiries about the process and I mis-
took the congressman for the professor.
i must have stammered some that
morning, although I do not thijik I said
much Nodding to the congressman
in an off-hand, easy way, 1 remarkod:
'•Ah-ali -ah ({feuse) ah —
are yer--yer-yor—y-y-y y—yer— (sol-
emn ami impressive pause) ah-ah
ah—aro y—you the • mum—mum—
mum—mum"— - (pause.)
Am I the wha-at!" said tho con-
gressman, whose jaw bad dropped and
who looked as though ho were danger-
ously ill. I continued:
"Ah- all—are you tho pup-pup —
PUP"— . .
The congressman had incipient apo-
plexy.
-"pup-pup "
CARLETON ON STAMMERING.
The Experience of .a Young Man with
an Impediment of Speech.
Henry Guy Carleton in Now York World.
My attention was chained a few days
ago to the following letter:
To tlie Editor of the World:
I noticed that in last Sunday's World
my distinguished and deur friend, Mr.
Henry Guy Carleton complains of the in-
distinctness with which the trainmen of
the olevated road3 call out the stations.
Plainly enough Mr. Carleton wants to
take a try at it himself. Another distin-
Suished and denr friend of mine, the late
Ir. Travers, was never content until he
got a clience to start the three year-olds
on the Saratoga race-track. The three-
year-olds got neurly round the track while
Mr. Trovers was still sticking at "Go!"
Mr. Carleton once called me up at the
telephone and endeavored to carry on a
conversation. Subscribers along tne line
thought an electric storm was passing
over the wires and an earthquake was re-
ported at thecentral olilce. Uhey switched
him otf just before the wires broke, liut
he'll make a good guard. >'o one will
twice a k him, "Whatstation are we com
ing to.'"
JonN Pact..
This ingenious and desperate pioco
of villainy was obviously intended to
bar my way to public usefulness as an
orator,and already a western speculator
;wbo had never met mo but was nego-
tiating to have me lecture, in company
with a magic lantern and a performing;
:bear, through tho Northwest anc
Canada, lias telegraphed to > ay that
our contract is otV, and that he is going
to Calcutta and will explain moro fully
■when he gets back.
But the greatest injury, and one
which is irreparable, which has been
inflicted upon me by the fiendish writor
ef this letter, is tho general imk ession
which has got abroad among my ir ends
that I have a defect in my speech.
This does me a hideous wrong. 1 do
not stammer. Whon 1 was at college a
learned professor told mo always to
think before I spoke. I have always
■done this. Generally I do most of my
thinking before words beginning with
B, L>. T and G, but sometimes I reflect
for several seconds before speaking
words beginning with almost any letter.
Sometimes I stop in the middle of a
senteneo, or mav i o in the m dtllu of
word, and think for a minute or two
before continuing, but with plentfy of
time I am sure to get there.
I heard my friend tsteele Mael;ayo
lccture on Del-arte oratory once, and
he said that, tho greatest orator was one
who know best how to use tho dramatic
pause; and 1 will leave it to any fair-
minded judge if 1. cannot crowd more
pauses and longer pauses into a speech
of a few lines than anyone he knows
When I will very young, if 1 recollect
aright, I used to i-tammer, perhaps,
once or twice a month, greatly to the
delight of thoroughly vicious boys at
school with me. who not infrequently
would counterfeit ray facial expres ion
and other gestures, in return for which
courtesies I would a-company them to
tho gymnasium and got a couple of
loose teeth and a blaek eye.
Since the appearance of the above
devilish communication my letter-box
has been loaded down every day with
circulars from professors claiming to
cure every form of stammering, from
the plain, "family-, every-day lisp to the
full-bloom stutter complicated with St.
Vitus's dance, and imorming me that
now is tho time to subscribe.
A professor of stammering came out to
San Francisco once and set up his siiop
and apparatus. He did not get any pu-
pils for seven we'.ks, owing to a popu-
lar theory on the coa-tt that the only
way to cure a stuttering boy was to
whale him every timo he got stuck on a
word, which process e ther killed him
or cured him. At la-t, however,
the professor secured a big card in
tho sha;je of a rich con.ress-
man, who owned a newspaper and like-
wise a son who stuttered. Tho con-
gressman had tried the i'acilio coast
stammomir reeipo until he had licked
the boy into being a deaf-mute, and
told th>' i rofessor .f lie could euro him
he would give him $10 i and a burst of
froo advertising which would niako
a millionaire in three months, 'lhe
profes.-or assured him that the feat
could be done, nnd said that if the <\in-
gressman would call around the fol'jw-
ing morning at 10 o'clock he would
show him a graduate of the institution,
who had ust coiue on from the cast
and was a shining example of how tho
cure worked.
Tho conirro sman ca'led at 10o'clock
The j.j'ifi'.w.s r said the graduate had
net yet arrived, but he would go across
the "street tj the hotel and send the
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Gainesville has had a visit from bur-
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Abilene has a daily paper.
Talbot Is pronounced Tarbut.
A wolf chased two girls near House-
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' ABE YOU A GRADUATE?"
"Are vou the gol-durned, cured-up
graduateP" yelled the congressman.
I did not reply. 1 think 1 wanted to,
but just then I remembered my dear
school teachor's advice and slopped to
think before sneaking, and while I was
s. 'l thinking the congressman grabbed
liis hat in an impetuo.'s, legislative
manner and lefc. I heard him going
down stairs nine at a time, and then
sounds of a fracas between him and tho
'professor reached my ears, and the next
day there were two columns in tho
congressman's paper exposing lhe hol-
low swindle and calling upon tho vig-
ilance committee to reorganize If it
bad not beon for this accident, I might
have become a pupil of the professor
,and learned how to omit some of the
'kinks in my conversation, but next day
he fled the state and never returned.
Oneo when I was serving my country
in New Mexico. I bad occasion to visit
some Indians who were on a reservation
and had been at peace for seventeen
years. I was sent there to give them
words of good (-liter a. d assure them
that just its soon as the Indian agent
died < r was removed they might got
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the gjod will which existed They
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saw. 'lhe old clref, ,p'~'
saluted me, picketed a «iunket so it
couldn't es. ape and invited me to sit
down, and made a long speech, in
which he sa;d in his pr.meval forest
way, that he was 'heap glad, compah;
heap b!g Injun want heap whiskey,
heap plug, heap blanket dam-udden,
ugh!'
1 ro: e to reply. I begMi my speech
with a fine How of facitff expression,
but I got no further. The savages
stared Tho longer I stood there the
more hectic the change which camo
over them. In a moment or two I left,
and the treaty was never concluded.
They then went upon the warpath and
have never since been subdued.
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A sleep Five Years Long.
Forman Harms of Utica, near
Winona, Minn., who has attracted
considerable attention throughout the
country by his extended sleep, being
termed tho "Minnesota Marvel," has
at last awakened from his somnolent
state, which hasixteniled over a period
of nearly 12 3 ears. In the summer of
187SI the strange disease took a firm
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In December, 18>j'\ ho awoke to' full
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When lirst attacked by th s strango
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When he lirst awoke his hair and beard
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Men. In ull agua of tho world, who havo become famous, havo devoted
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lingering or chronlo affootlons. This systom of praetl
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microscopical examination of the urine), for medicines which aro
ouratlvo in ono stage or condition are known to do jmttlvr. injury
In others. Wo havo never, therefore, attempted to put up anything
for general sale through druggists, recommending to cure these
diseases, although possessing vory superior remedies, knowing full
well from an oxtenslvo experience that tho only safe und success-
ful course is to carefully determine tho disease und Its progress In
each eivsn by a chemical and microscopical examination of tho
''io exact stuge of the dls-
| Caution.
opl
Urine,"and then adapt our medicines to tbi
ease and condition of our putlcnt.
Success.
To this wise course of action wo attribute tho
marvciims success attained by our specialists In
that important and oxtenslvo Department of our
Institutions devoted exclusively to tho treatment
1 bla ""
y organs having
constituted a leading branch of our practice at the Invalids' Hotel
The treat-
ment of diseases of the urinary organs iiavin
of diseases of the kidneys und bladder.
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and tturgleal Institute, and, tieing In constant receipt of numerous
innuiries for a complete work on the nuturo and curability of these
maladies, written In a style to bo easily understood, we have pub-
lished alarge illustrated Treatise on thoijo diseases, which will be
■ent to an v address on receipt of ton ocnts In postage stamps.
INFUnniATlOIV OF THE BI.AD.
DT',11, HTO.NE IN THE llf/ADDEH,
iiravel, Enlarged Proatate 4.land, lie.
tentlon of Crine, und kindred affections.
Diseases.
may bo included among tlioso in tho euro of which
our specialists luivo achieved extraordinary suo-
" lly treated of In our Illustrated pamphlet
Hont by mall for ten cents In stumps.
cess. These nre full,
Urinary Diseases.
I I STRICTURES JlND URINARY FIS-
xTMPTIIRP I TIJEjE.—Httndrcdfl of eases of the worst form
QI Mil 11Mb. ■ „f mrlctur'-s, many of thein greatly aggravated
by the carelcss use of instruments In the hands
of Inexperienced physicians und surgeon", causing false passages,
urinary nstulm, and other complications, annually consult us for
relief ami cure. That no case of this class Is too dllllcult for the
skill of our specialists is proved by cures reported in our Illus-
trated treaties on these maladies, to which wo refer with pride. To
Intrust tills class of cones to physicians of small experience is a
dangerous proceeding. Many a tnan has been ruined for life by so
doing, while thousands annually lose their lives through unskillful
treatment. Send particulars of your ease nnd ten cents In stamps
for a large, Illustrated treaties containing many testimonials.
Epileptic Convtilolon*. or Fits, Pa-
rnlVHl«, or Pnlsy, l.oiiimolar Ataxia,
St. Vitus'* Dance, Insomnia, or Inability
to sleep, ami threatened insanity, Nervoun
pamphlets on nervous diseases, any one of which will bo sent to
ten contain postage stamps,when request for them is accompaniM
with a statement of a ease for consultation, so that wa may kaow
which ono of our Treatises to send.
We have a special Department, thorousrhlv
organized, anil devoted exclusively to tho
racnt of Diseases of Women. Every
Diseases of
Women.
■H _ ry caso con-
sulting our specialists, whether by lotter or u
person, Is given the most cureful and eonsldow
ate uttontion. important enses (and wo g
which huve not already baffled the skill
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If
tho homo physicians) has the benefit of a full Council, of sk!
Bpeclulists. itoonis for ladles in the Invalids' Hotel are very
vato. Mend ten cents in stamps for our large Complete Treal
on Discuses of Women, Illustrated with numerous wood-cuts
colored plates (UK) pages).
Radical Cure
of Rupture.
HEBNIA (Breach), or RUPTCBE,
matter of how long standing, or of what (
Is promptly and permanently en red _
our specialists, without tho hullo am
without dependence upon truai
Abundant references. Hcnd ten cents
Illustrated Treatise.
PI EES, FISTULA?, and other diseases affecting the
bowels, arc treuted with wonderful success. The worst cs
pile tumors are permanently cured In fifteen to twenty
Bend ten ccnts for illustrated Treatise.
Organic weakness, norvous debility, pren
decline of tho manly powers. Involuntary
losses, impaired memory, mental anxiety, at.
of will-power, melancholy, weak back, and
dred affections, aro speedily, thoroughly and per-
manently cured.
To tlioso acquainted with our Institutions, it Is hardly necessary'
to say thut tho Invullds' Hotel and Hurglcul Institute, with tba,
branch establishment located at Mo. 8 New Oxford Htreot, London.
Knglanil, have, for many years, cnioyed tho distinction of being
tho most lurgcly patronized and widely celebrated Institutions ii
" 1 for tho treatment and cure of those affections which
Diseases.
s
m
tho world
treatment and cure of those affections
arise from youthrul Indiscretions and tierolclous, solitary pri
Wo, many years aro, established a special Department I.. _
treatment of tlieso diseases, under tho management of some <
the most skillful physicians and surgeons on our Btaff, in order
that all who apply to us might receive all the advantages of a full
Council of the most experienced specialists.
Wo offer no apology for devoting
attention to this neglected class or
believing no condition of humanlt;
wretched to merit the symp^l"
services of tho noblo profession to wbieh '
belong. Many who suffer from these
diseases contract them Innocently. Why any medical ma
on doing good and alleviating suffering, should shun r
we cannot Imagine. Why any one should consider it
We Offer
No Apology.
Diseases.
Debility, srlHlng from overstudv, excesses, and
other causes, and every varlHy of nervous affec-
tion. are treated by our specialist* for these diseases with unusual
success, flee numerous eases reported in our different illustrated
than most honorable to cure the wont cases of tl
wo cannot understand; and yet. of all the other in
afflict mankind thero is probably none about which .
general practlco know so little. Wo shall, therefore,
heretofore, to treat with our best consideration, sympal
all applicants who are suffering from any of these deU
A,.... llnur Most of these cases can bo treated when at ft
tluhed at home, distance just OS well as If here In person.
A Complete Treatise (138 pages) on these diseases sent asiM
in plain envelope, necnrefrrm observation, on receipt of only tm .
cents, In stamps, for postage.
H undreda of the most difficult operations 1
to modern surgery are annually performed
most skillful manner, by our Burgeon-*]
1st*. Largo Stones are safely removed
llladder, by crushing, washing and pump
out, thus avoiding tho great danger r
Our specialists, remove cataract from the eye, thereby ot
ness. They also straighten cross-eyes and Insert srt
when needed. Many Ovarian and also Fibroid Tumo
Uterus aro arrested in growth and cured by elcctrolyak
with other inesns of our invention, whereby the great
cutting operations In these cases Is avoided.
Kspcclully has the success of our Improved operation* for VaH-
eooelo, Hydrocele, Fistulic, lluptured Cervix Uteri, and for Rup-
tured perineum, lieen allko gratifying both to ourselves and our
putients. Not less so have been tho results of numerous operatf
for Stricture of the Cervical Canal, a condition in the fcmalei
Practice.
> rally resulting in Barrenness, or Sterility, and the cure of wl
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■■L ffsprlnr
A Complete Treatise on any one of the above maladies will to
by a safe and painless operation, removes this commonest of Im-
pediments to tho 1 >eurlng of offspring.
. .«— one af {
sent on receipt of ten cents in stamps.
Although we have In tho preceding para-
graphs, made mention of some of the specials,
ailments to which particular attention is >
given by the specialists at the invalldsr .4
Hotel and Surgical Institute, yet the instl- \
tutlon abounds In skill, facilities, und ap- '
paratus for the succctsful treatment of
every form of chronic ailment, Whether in-
quiring for Its cure medical or surgical means.
All letters of luqulry, or of oonsultation, should be addressed to
WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSQGUTIOI,
i BDTVAXiO, H. T
All Chronic
Diseases
A Specialty.
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