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I'm just temperamental.
Yes, I know, 98 'c temper and 2',c mental.
--o00-Lecturer
(in village hall) Now you all
know what a molecule is
Chairman (interrupting) Most of us
do, but perhaps you'd better explain for
the benefit of those who have never been
up in one.
-00A
woman in training her Chinese servant
to answer the bell, rang it herself
and the servant came to the door. A day
or two later she was piqued by a continual
ringing of the bell. At last, as no one
went to the door, she did so herself, and
opened it t-, find the servant on the step.
What are you doing, Ling? she asked.
Said Ling: Yesterday you fooled me, now
I foolee you.
--oo--Two
men, Wood and Stone, were standing
at a street corner. A pretty girl walked
by. Wood turned to Stone, Stone turned
to Wood. They both turned to rubber
and the girl turned into a hat shop.
--00ooStepping
out of a luxurious car, a middle-aged
woman, dressed in expnsive furs,
approached the sentry and asked if she
could speak to her soldier boy.
He is tall and young, she explained, rather
good-looking, with blue eyes, and
called Clarence Montmorency.
The sentry stopped her. I know, he said
Then, putting his head around the guardroom
door, he shouted: Hey, Stinky, you're
wanted.
-ooAnd
then there was the dear old village
woman in Britain who remarked approvingly
about Winston Churchill. He
takes a great interest in the war, doesn't
he?
--oo-I'm
sorry, said the dentist, but you cannot
have an appointment with me this
afternoon. I have eighteen cavities to fill.
and he picked up his golf bag and went
out.
-oo-You've
left off your medals, snapped
the Captain.
The man looked down at his chest.
Great Scott! he cried ,I forgot to take
them off my pajamas.Yassah, said the little colored boy, Ise
named for my parents. Daddy's name was
Ferdinand and Mammy's name was Liza.
What's your name, then ?
Ferdiliza.
o-00A
lady is always ready to take what's
becoming to her.
-ooWhere
can a man buy a cap for his
knee,
Or a key to the lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy?
Because there are pupils there?
In the crown of his head what gems arc
found ?
Who travels the bridge of his nose?
Can he use, when shingling the roof of
his house,
The nails on the end of his toes?
Can the crook of his elbow be sent to
jail ?
If so, what did he do?
How does he sharpen his shoulder
blades ?
I" be hanged if I know, do you?
Can he sit in the shade of the palm of
his hand?
Or beat on the drum of his ear?
Does the calf of his leg eat the corn off
his toes?
If so, why not grow corn on the ear?
00-A
traveling man who had been obliged
three times to take an upper berth in the
sleeping car "Aloha" has requested the
Pullman Company to please name the
next one "Annuppah."
-ooDiner:
Do you serve crabs here?
Waitetr: We serve anyone; sit down.
00Skipper:
Boy, take your thumb out of
that soup.
Messman: Dat soup ain't hot, captain.
-oo-How
did you stop your husband staying
late at the club?
When he came in late one night I called
out, is that you, Jack, and my husband's
name is Robert.
--00-She:
You hardly speak to me anymore,
and you used to call me your heart's delight.
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