Dallas Voice (Dallas, Tex.), Vol. 23, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, December 8, 2006 Page: 62 of 84
eighty four pages : ill.View a full description of this newspaper.
Extracted Text
The following text was automatically extracted from the image on this page using optical character recognition software:
RIVERSIDE
GRILL
RESTAURANT
•stylehibe
Best Breakfast, Burgers,
& Plate Lunches in town
Daily Breakfast
& Lunch Specials
Free Dessert with
Plate Lunch
WITH COUPON
EXF= . 1 . E3 . ^CDCDZ?
940 N. Industrial Blvd
(@ Continental)
Dallas TX 75207
Search for
Xmas true
meaning
Can a Queer Eye and Dr. Laura get
along this holiday season?
That old chestnut, "A Year Without a
Santa Claus" gets a makeover this year.
NBC unites quite a cast for the holiday spe-
cial: Delta Burke as Mrs. Claus, Harvey
Fierstein as Heat Miser, John Goodman as
Santa and Dr. Laura Schlessinger as herself.
You know the story. Santa has had it. He's
decided to take the year off because the stress
has gotten to him: all the holiday hype, the con-
sumerism and fighting over must-have toys.
Plus, he's fat. His doctor is nagging him
i
about his health. So is Carson Kressley. The
Queer Eye maven has a cameo as a pointy-
eared fashion stylist who's sick of trying to
stuff St. Nick into his costume each year. He
recommends that Santa undergo gastric bypass
surgery.
Two jingle-jangle elves don't want to give
up hope this year. Flouncing a particularly bad
hairdo, a Schlessinger broadcast convinces the
elves to help Santa in his time of crisis.
Oh yeah, this is a musical, too.
SANTA, YOU ARE SO
LAST YEAR: John
Goodman, left,
plays St. Nick, and
Carson Kressley
plays his bitchy
pointy-eared stylist
who insists that
Santa undergo gas-
tric bypass.
Cast in those scene-stealing roles, Heat
Miser (Harvey Fierstein) and Snow Miser
(Michael McKean) revive their "I'm Too
Much" big numbers. The production looks like
Squirrel Nut Zippers meets Busby Berkeley.
Somewhere in the refreshed plot, the issue
of "family values" sneaks in. But this
revamped holiday classic is fun and funny.
— Daniel A. Kusner
Grade: B-
Airs Dec. 11 at 8 p.m. on NBC.
Mon-Fri 6am-3pm • Sat-Sun 7am-2pm
Call ahead your order for takeout or dine-in
Country Cookixi'
CHRISTMAS WITH JANiCE
This should give the holidays a twist. On Monday, super-freak-model Janice
Dickinson bestows TV land with "Christmas with the Dickinsons." On this spe-
cial reality episode, the fashion-agency harridan climbs on a float to headline
the annual Hollywood Holiday parade. And her stable of male mannequins
have to audition for the a promotion title the Beverly Hills Hunky Santa.
Janice also throws a holiday wingding and tries to prepare a tradition meal.
Tune in for the Christmas craziness.
Dec. 13 at 9 p.m. on Oxygen.
Right Store
Private Selection
Turkey
''■% Grade "A" Frozen Basted in Butter
Limit 1 with S20 Additional Purchase
XT
All Natural
Strip Steak
Nolan Ryan's Boneless Beef Lb. 31-40 ct, 16 oz pkg
Angus Choice Strip Steak
Butcher's Premium
Boneless Beef... $7.99 Lb.
SAVE WITH CARD I
Right Price
Private Selection
Ice Cream
48-56 oz or 60 ct Dreyers Dibs
C;..U;hk>
W - ">-a
SAVE WITH CARD
'""•HOf,
Sprite or
Coke Classic
6 pk .5 ltr btls
Selected Varieties Regular or Diet
69
SAVE WITH CARD J
SAVE WITH CARD
Seedless Clementine
Tangerines
Easy Peel, 3 lb bag
$Q99
■SAVE WITH CARD |
Suave
Shampoo
Conditioners 15 oz or SoftSoap
7.5 oz Select Assortment
$^99 Cooked
Cocktail Shrimp
$T99 Sp n Crunch $ 1 88
22 oz or Life Cereal 21 oz ®
or Kellogg's Applejacks or
Com Pops 15 oz r^a.
SAVE WITH CARD I EsSSjtfB SAVE WITH CARD |
$
SAVE WI TH CARD |
Specials effective Fri., Dec. 8 thru Tues., Dec. 12, 2006 at 4142 Cedar Springs, Dallas. Copyright 2006. KROGER TEXAS L.P. We reserve the right to limit quantities. None sold to dealers.
62 I dallasvoice.com I 12.08.06
Upcoming Pages
Here’s what’s next.
Search Inside
This issue can be searched. Note: Results may vary based on the legibility of text within the document.
Tools / Downloads
Get a copy of this page or view the extracted text.
Citing and Sharing
Basic information for referencing this web page. We also provide extended guidance on usage rights, references, copying or embedding.
Reference the current page of this Newspaper.
Nash, Tammye. Dallas Voice (Dallas, Tex.), Vol. 23, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, December 8, 2006, newspaper, December 8, 2006; Dallas, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth238938/m1/62/: accessed April 28, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting UNT Libraries Special Collections.