The Abilene Reporter-News (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 72, No. 120, Ed. 1 Monday, December 8, 1952 Page: 6 of 12
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gA THE ABILENE, REPORTER-NEWS
O-A Abilene, Texas, Monday Morning, December 8,1952
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SCHOOL MARKS WENT
LOWER THAN AN OIL
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CLASS SAP.
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WHAT HE EXPECTS
OF HIS SAPLING!
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HONOR STUDENT
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, MARKS ON YOUR
NEXT REPORT
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The Abilene Reporter-News (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 72, No. 120, Ed. 1 Monday, December 8, 1952, newspaper, December 8, 1952; Abilene, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1652223/m1/6/: accessed May 30, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Abilene Public Library.