The Coyote (Weatherford, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 7, Ed. 1 Tuesday, February 22, 1927 Page: 3 of 4
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BIBLE CLASSES
PPersomal
We are wondering who the early another woman noh to tell because
has
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success.
W. H. Bowden & Sons
“Are you
new
Ashworth
DORMITORY LIGHTS
who
the
Palace Confectionery
GREETINGS FROM
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Texas Business
College
DIET HOUSE SCRAPS.
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noises.
pened to poor Farquhar?”
Buster-
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DORSEY GRAIN CO.
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tive track men to be careful of their Stephens eats, and yet she
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priviledge"
senior girls.
so
last
Certain of the Diet House fresh-,
men are rejoicing over the “special
Shipment of Silk Dresses just
received—See them and take
morning serenaders are??????
And we also wonder why Gazelle
BELIEVES IN THE
B. B. TEAM
the week-end with her
Springtown.
Miss Ezell and Nobie
Don’t let the plans for that
dormitory lag.
YOUR PATRONAGE
APPRECIATED
s***
Lawyer to Mr. Smith-
married or single?”
Mr. Smith—“Married
Magnolia Filling
Station No. 18
Sieberling Tires and Tubes
OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT
W. S. BARRET, Agent
A HOT BUTTER-KISTWICH
“The best Sandwich in Town”
Russells Drug and
Jewelry Co.
North Main St.
PHONE 120
TAILOR— HATTER
CLEANING AND PRESSING
CHAS. ROGERS
128 YORK AVE.
322
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Plenty of Hats Also
$3.75 AND $4.75
Jenkins Dry Goods
Store
PHONE 397
, . . FIRST LAST AND ALWAYS ।
“He s got a funny growth 1
—We Take this method of ex-
YOUR EYE TROUBLES
DIAGNOSED
FREE OF CHARGE
—AT—
R. L LEE. O. D.
Weatherford, Texas
beside a pompous individual
was accompained by a dog.
“Foine dog ye have,” said
senior boys are wondering if they ; serenaders from the windows.
Have you noticed:—
The new “Collegiate” hose?
The silence in the Senior study
hall?
The little yellow “Admit” slips?
Buzz and Brownie?
The motormeter of Buster’s road-
your choice for
only ...........................
Curtis Bros. Shoe Shop
YORK AVENUE
Smith’s Meat Market
H. P. SMITH, Prop
“WHERE QUALITY TELLS
AND PRICE SELLS.”
PHONE 94
Weatherford, Texas
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Cy—“Have you heard what’s hap-
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Twelve makes a dozen, but very
few make a million.
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Mrs. Boger—“I took this recipe for
this cake out of a cook book.”
Mr. Boger—“You did perfectly
right. It never should have been
put in.”
years past.”
Lawyer:—“Have you formed or
expressed an opinion?”
Mr. Smith—“Not for five years.”
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An Irishman was seated in a train
Sunny—“I don’t know, you see ...
this is my first date with Johnie.” 1
—Sky Rocket, j THE KOZY KOVE
family in
for five
20 . Thou shalt not make dates
from the windows.
21 .Thou shalt not make boisterous
behind his nose.”
“How did he get it?”
“Well, I don’t know that, but he
calls it his face.”
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Mr. Smith—“I should like you all
to take more pride in your personal
appearance. Now, you Pug, how
many collars do you wear a week?”
Pug—“Please, sir, do you mean
how many weeks do I wear a collar?”
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Mrs. Mac.—“I never told you how
my husband proposed to me, did I?”
Miss Bond—“No; did he propose
to you?”
Feed More Milk Dairy
—H. J. B. Hen... Mash makes
hens lay.
—H. J. B. Butter Milk Baby
Chick Starter.
—H. J. B.... Laying Mash for
best results.
—MADE BY—
H. J. BRADFISH
Weatherford, Texas
PHONE 160
Wolf.“Cause I can’t remember.” |
—Sky Rocket.
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Linnie—“Are you going to be
busy tonight?”
pressing our thanks to the
Thalians for their co-operation
in making our style show a
—LETS BRIGHTEN UP the
school room, office or home
With a new picture.
Kincaid Confectionery
lirishman. “Phwat kind is it?”
“A cross between an Irishman and
an ape,” the man replied.
“Shure an* it’s related to both
Misses Lila and Vera Box spent
the week-end with home folks at
Perrin.
Miss Mattie Brown Smith went
to Perrin last Friday.
Cecil Powell of N. T. S. T. C., at
Denton came to visit one of W. C.’s
charming girls last Saturday and
Sunday.
Miss Lillian Willmon finally found
the way home and visited her parents
Saturday.
Miss Cleo Sisk visited at Balch last
Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Mozelle Bussey spent the
week-end with her family in Spring-
town.
Miss Hazel Potter was a visitor in
Fort Worth last week-end.
Harry Sikes was a visitor in Fort
Worth, Saturday and Tuesday.
Johnny Hudson, John Hearne and
Paul Carrow were visitors in Fort
Worth Sunday night.
Miss Mattie Otha Hutcheson spent
of us,’ the Irishman rejoined.
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First Tramp—(taking a bath) —
“Say Sandy, my bath water is dirtier
than yours.”
Second Tramp—“It ought to be,
you are older than I am.”
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Hutchie :“There’s a fly in my
milk.”
Sallie Jo.—“That’s all right it
won’t drink much.”
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Bray’s interest in the Coyote
grown so much lately.
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Gladys (calling at the Dorm) —
“Is Lora Graham here?”
Mildred—“Sorry. Nobody home
on the top floor.”
Gladys—Oh, I see. I’ll ask some-
one else.”
$***
Mr. Hunter—College has certainly
made my boy.”
“You can hardly recognize him
now, eh?”
No—he hardly recognizes me.”
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT AT
THE RIGHT PRICES
—We are always glad to serve
the College Students.
COZY CAFE
YORK AVENUE
A secret is what a woman tells
Students in Bible have completed
courses in organization and adminis-
tration of Religious Education. Fifty
seven will secure certificates from
the General S. S. Board on this
course. Thi smakes more than one
hundred and seventy-five S. S. cre-
dits that have been issued to the stu-
dents in Bible in Weatherford Col-
lege.
given the dormitory . the work.
Ike:—“Have you heard the latest
song?”
Lou A.—“No; what is it?”
Ike—“In my Gondola.”
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Mr. Brown:—“Well, daughter how
much do you weigh?”
Brownie—“135 pounds undressed
for gym.”
Mr. Brown—“Who in the name of
goodness is Jim?”
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Prof. Mac—“What are you crying
for?”
Wolf (on Trig exam)—I forget.
Prof. Mac.—“Then why do you
cry?”
Mr. Allison:—“Now, how old
would a person be who was born in
1890?”
Lenora—“Man or woman?”
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Barber—“I want a pencil.”
Hobson—“Hard or soft?”
Barber—“Soft, I’m writing a love
’etter.”
Commandments
1. You shall have no boss except
Mrs. Ward.
2. You shall not make for your-
self a rope and draw hot dogs up to
the window.
3. You shall not use the teacher’s
names profanely.
4. Remember the campus week
and keep it holy.
5. You shall not hang out of the
windows.
6. You shall not take knives ad
spoons from the kitchen.
7. You shall not hang over the
banister when the telephone rings.
8. Thou shalt not play jazz
music on Sunday.
9. Thou shalt lorger the shades
at night.
10. Thou shalt not drop shoes on
the floor.
11. Thou shalt not change rooms
without notifying the matron.
12. Thou shalt not ride with boys.
13. Thou shalt not get hair cuts
on Saturday.
14. Thou shalt not be stubborn.
15. Thou shalt not throw garb-
bage out of the window.
16. Thou shalt not sit up after
the bell rings.
17. Thou shalt not make candy in
j the wash pan.
1 18. Thou shalt not fuss, about
22. Thou shalt not talk from one
table to another in the dining room.
23. Thou shalt obey the Monitors.
24. Thou shalt not talk to young
men out the windows.
25. Thou shalt not talk through
the wall after the bell rings.
26. Thou shalt not park on the
front porch.
27. Thou shalt not wear bed room
slippers to lunch or dinner.
28. Thou shalt not go walking
without the Monitor.
29. Thou shalt not play leap-
frog in the halls.
Saturday night when we came in
from the ball game we heard a buz-
zing sound, which frightened us very
much, but after investigating we
found that it was only “Buzz” Carter
making a visit to the dormitory.
Those who helped investigate were
another new couple, Monitor Moore
and Grady Jennings.
Mrs. Ward went to Fort Worth
Saturday night. Wonder why so
many of the girls had dates that
night?
You would be surprised if you
could see how much Dora Ruth
We Recommend B-K Germ Killer
lor Colds, Roup and Canker
No handling of birds—Quick—Dependable
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR MONEY BACK
The new easy way. Just feed B-K in the drinking water; also shut birds in
house and spray air of house full of B-K vapor.
Kills the Germs. Cleans out the whole respiratory tract and heals the dis-
eased tissues.
As* £or wafmabfe Tmee BuTTetins om breemg and
care ~P E‘ve StoeTs and Poultry.
she promised not to tell it herself.
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Mrs. Maxwell—“You’re the slow-
est boy we’ve ever 'had here. Aren’t
you quick at anything?”
Buster—Yes ma’am. Nobody can
get tired as quickly as I can.”
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We have gotten the best out of a
game when we have enjoyed losing
it.
were shoppers in Fort Woth Satur-
day. .
We are sorry that Edric Hudson
is unable to be at school because we
hear that he is having a very swell
time at home.
Edwin Jordan went to Abilene
Monday and will return Wednesday.
Evan Mathis was a visitor ‘ in
Fort Worth last Saturday.
• Ernest Farquhar and Buster Jen-
nings were in Fort Worth to see the
T. C. U.-A. & M. game last Monday
night.
Jas. D. Stalcup of Cleburne visited
“Buzz” Carter and Miss Alta Tatum
last week-end.
Miss Emmie Jim Hamilton and
Edgar Bowden attended the Majestic
last Sunday night. -
Harry Blackwell was a visitor in
Fort Worth Sunday.
“Where is your yellow slip?” is
all we have heard all week.
Miss Lora Graham was in Fort
Worth Saturday.
Orval Hoyle spent the week-end
with his parents at Agnes.
' Mr. Wiseman spent the week-end
, in Hillsboro.
Pres. Boger’s mother is visiting
Pres, and Mrs. Boger. .
bean in the dish and squawks for
more.
Flucie (in resturant)—“Do you
serve lobsters here?”
Waiter—“Sit down. We serve
anybody.”
shouldn’t receive a “special privi- j
ledge” to have a mid-week date with '
the dormitory freshman girls, es- I
pecially since the week-end date ]
nights are broken into with such
monotonous regularity by out-of-
town trips.
Boys! Here is an incentive to
master those difficult subjects. The
telephone rang twice within five
minutes, the other evening, and on
each occasion a sweet feminine voice
called for Joe Emanuel. Then the
conversation: “Yes Ma’am, I’ll come
over right away and help you with
that French for a little while.”
There are twenty people staying
here and yet Cy Young walks the
floor with a far-away look in his
eyes, and complains of being so lone-
some. Yes! he gets at least one let-
ter a day.
Several people expressed their re-
gret over the important engagement
that caused Alta Tatum to leave the
Thalian Open House early. But did
you notice the young gentleman
going in that direction with a large
Valentine box of candy? It was Mr.
Stalcup of Burleson who was spend-
ing the week-end with Buzz Carter.
Mr. Beard told Herman Hughes
and Roy Johnson, two of our prospec-
.O entirely avoid it.
10 tne great consternation of all
of the Diet House gang, we found
che bowls filled with large white
oeans instead of the customary brown
ones, and it remained for one of the
beans to solve the mystery. It ap-
pears that a great nation of brown
beans were dwelling in peace and
happiness until one day the telephone
rang, and the fearful cry “Diet
House” rang out. A great army of
the most heroic went forth and not
one was spared. Day after day
came that dreaded cry “Diet House,”
and day after day a great host went
forth never to return. Finally the
day came when none but the coward-
ly weaklings remained, and when
that awful cry came the remaining
beans turned white from fear.
Mr. Beard has located a place in
the Diet House for another man, Mr.
Thompson of Hillsboro. We have
heard that “there is always room for
I one more,” but never saw it conclu-
sively proven before. We are told
that he will be a candidate for track
and other athletics.
ster? -------
Our championship (we hope) POP CORN, PEANUTS AND
team?
__________ CANDY, CIGARS, TOBACCO
COLD DRINKS
Traffic Cop—(To Buster)—Why
didn’t you stop when I whistled?
Buster—“I am deaf.”
Cop—“Well, you’ll get your hear-
ing in the morning.”
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Flucie—“Poor me Is there any-
way to get rid of these cooties?”
Boren—“Yes, take a bath in the
sand then get a rub down in alcohol.
They’ll get drunk and kill themselves
throwing rocks.”
However, some of the ! 19. Thou shalt not talk with
diet. So far, they have been able slender, she always takes the
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Weatherford College. The Coyote (Weatherford, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 7, Ed. 1 Tuesday, February 22, 1927, newspaper, February 22, 1927; Weatherford, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1544986/m1/3/: accessed May 11, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Weatherford College.