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FLYAW AYS RECORD
WILLOW RUN—During a sin-
gle working day recently, 46 Lib-
erator bomber flew off the run-
ways at the Ford bomber plant
here, setting a new record for
flyaways. •
WEEKLY SHORT STORY
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Weekday Services
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Monday, Lutheran, 1930
410th Chapel—Wednesday, Protestant --------
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His Beauties.”
Monday—“Cobra Woman,” with Maria Montez, Jon Hall and Sabu.
Also Sports Parade and “Patrolling the Ether” short.
Tuesday and Wednesday—“Two Girls and a Sailor,” with Jimmy.
Durante, Van Johnson, June Allyson and Gloria De Haven.
Also Paramount News.
Thursday—“Yellow Rose of Texas,” with Roy Rogers, Dale Evans
and Sons of the Pioneers. Also Leon Errol comedy, Variety
Views and Li’l Abner cartoon.
Friday—“Make Your Own Bed,” with Jack Carson, Jane Wvman
and Alan Hale. Also Army-Navy Screen Magazine and Para-
mount News.
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nibal’s daughter who liked the
boys best when they were stewed.
Gal: “Would you come to my
aid in distress?”
GI: “It wouldn’t make any dif-
ference to me darling, what you
were wearing.”
Protestant Servicesi
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Sp. Tps. Chapel—Wednesday, Protestant____---—1900
Sunday Serviees
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Our Weekly Longfellow—
A pretty young WAC named
. Brenda,
Went out in a jeep on a benda,
After riding for miles,
She lost all her smiles,
it seems that Brenda was tenda.
Every morning for the past few
months the east end of barracks
No. 7 has sounded like five old
beer trucks running over twice
as many loose manhole covers,
due to the antics of a famed beet
and weed grower, afflicted with
insomnia and the St. Vitus dance,
whose picture graces the cover of
this week’s Satevepost (May 27).
But, overnight, this same section
has taken on the aspect of an
Alabama graveyard. Not a peep
—not a sound. Instead, he sings,
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Definitions—
Home—A place to go when all
other joints are closed.
Hypocrite—A GI who pulls KP
with a smile on his face.
1 Light—The thing that if a cig-
arette ain’t got—it won’t.
Nonsense—When an elephant is
hanging over a cliff with its tail
tied to a daisy.
Texas farmer (to young Okie):
“I’ll give you an easy job today.
All you have to do is sort apples.
Put the good ones here, and the
spotted ones there, but look ’em
over carefully before you decide
if they’re good or bad. One bad
one might spoil all the good
ones.”
At the end of the day the help-
er was exhausted.
“I can’t understand why you’re
so tired,” said the farmer. “That’s
a soft job, sorting apples.”
“It ain’t the work,” the hired
man replied. “It’s the decisions
that kill me.”
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Wednesday—Sing-song, open house.
Thursday—Movie, “Dance, Girl Dance,” 8 p. m.
USO Clubs
LINDSAY STREET USO
Friday—Hiking group for Army Wives, 11 a. m.; JWB Wives’
12:30 p. m.; Movies, 2:30 p. m.
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put this Okie farmer on the sick
book. What brought on this meta-
morphis, S.S. No. 1? . . - The
ATTEND SERVICES
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GI: “I love you, darling — I
adore you.”
Was: “Fine. Are you going to
marry me?”
GI: “Don’t change the subject.”
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all, on his pitching staff, Billy
Herman to hold his infield to-
gether and Gene Woodring, ex-
White Sox, heading his outfield
patrol. He has been using Rowe,
always a strong hitter, in the out-
field, too, and the only toothless
schoolboy in the world already
slammed two homers, yet!
With Dickey catching for him,
Cochrane could field a team as
strong as any in the majors. The
Arkansas Traveler can ride that
ball a mile. He can also catch,
throw, and run pretty fast for a
big fellow who has been in a
crouch so long that his pants are
tailored with a bend in them.
breaker de luxe, who rises AF-
TER the PRO boys, sure has tak-
en a “popping” interest in his
work lately. We hope that he
doesn’t get too “corny” . . . The
hot weather has finally “got” Cpl.
(Farbo No. 2) Hamilton. The big
vegetable man from Oregon, Ari-
zona, and all way-points, who
has contracted for the entire out-
put of Rusty’s Victory garden,
has reduced his daily intake of
peanut butter sandwiches from 16
to 9. Mused the protector of wom-
en, “without cold beer, I can’t get
them down.”. . . Sign in a Gaines-
ville beanery: “If you don’t eat
here, we both lose money.”
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD-
These eyes have seen many GI’s
pull last minute inspection tricks,
but it remained for one Pfc. to
sew an entire braid on his hat
in less than eight minutes, break-
ing the thread as the whistle
what noncom, discovering his
blue and white insignia missing
at the last minute, basted the
same on with the aid of three
pins? ... A certain sergeant who
is instrumental in seeing that the
eagle flies the last day of every
month for all the Detachment
GI’s, and has a first syllable in
his last name which is synono-
mous with Charlie McCarthy, is
either bucking for Sec. VIII, or
has immersed in “that water,”
and we don’t mean just his shoes.
Said horse-fancier, the acme of
modesty and decorum, has of late
been indulging in certain oscula-
torv actions with a pretty damsel
in the E. P. section, who by the
way, has fallen hook, line, sink-
er, and part of the pier, for a
certain GI in a “Water Supply”
outfit—no foolin’. After emulat-
ing Casanova one afternoon, this
organ pounder returned to his
barracks and the following trans-
pired: (1) As the heavens weeped
torrents, he proceeded to wash
windows; (2) borrowing a ham-
mer he drove five nails into the
wall, and then yanked four of
them out; (3) when asked by a
fellow bunkmate whether he had
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Saturday—Dance, 8:30 p. m.
Sunday—“Home Folks Breakfast” for Soldiers; Movies, 8 p. m.
Monday—Game night, Bridge, Pinochle.
Tuesday—Army1 Wives’ Luncheon club, 1 p. m.; Conversational
German, 7:30 p. m.
Wednesday—Bridge instruction, 10:30; Class in Prenatal Care, 8:00;
Conversational Spanish, 5 p. m.; Sing-song, 8 p. m., and “Nickie
and His Guitar.”
Thursday—Sewing and knittin gfor Army Wives, 2 p. m., “How to
Thursday—Sewing and knitting for Army Wives, “How to Crochet,”
2 p. m.; Conversational German class, 7:30 p. m.
FAIR PARK USO CLUB
Friday—6 to 8 p. m., outdoor sports, Leonard park; 8 p. m., Bingo,
AWOL GETS BRIDE, PASS
DETROIT—An obliging pro-
vost marshal didn’t refuse Cupid
the other day in the case of Pri-
vate Leo Poma. The soldier was
AWOL from Camp Grant, Ill.,
and on his way with his sweet-
heart to the minister’s home
when an MP asked for his pass.
Not only did Capt. Vernon Bai-
ley, the provost marshal, allow
the wedding to go on as sched-
uled, but he served as best man
and then issued Poma a 12-hour
pass.
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its Spotlight Band program will
spotlight Camp Howze June 3,
the first network show in camp.
Plans for observance of Memorial
ayem was met by the usual rain, wind, etc., forcing the festivities
to take place in the Rec hall—which just goes1 to show that Jupiter
Pluvius and Uncle Sam aren’t “that way” about each other any-
more. Texas weather considers the feelings of no one. Besides be-
ing able to walk in mud up to your ankles and have sand blow in
your eyes at the same time, the humidity is so out of kilter that you
want -to peel off all your clothes—the rain notwithstanding—I defy
you to produce a reasonable facsimile in any other part of the world.
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Decorating party.
Monday—Club facilities. ,
Tuesday—8 to 11 p. m., Decoration Day formal dance in honor of
girl graduates of high schools of Gainesville, Lindsay and Muen-
ster. 265th orchestra.
Wednesday—8 p. m., melody quiz.
Thursday—8 p. m., class in ballroom dancing.
Camp Theatres
THEATRES ONE AND TWO
Friday—“Three Men in White,” With Lionel Barrymore, Van John-
son and Keye Luke. Also cartoon, Traveltalk and “Varga and
His Beauties.”
Saturday—“Cobra Woman,” with Maria Montex, Jon Hall and
Sabu. Also Sports Parade and “Patrolling the Ether” short.
Sunday and Monday—“Two Girls and a Sailor,” with Jimmy Du-
rante, Van Johnson, June Allyson and Gloria De Haven. Also
Paramount News.
Tuesday—“Yellow Rose of Texas,” with Roy Rogers, Dale Evans
and Sons of the Pioneers. Also, Leon Errol comedy, Variety
Views- and LiT Abner cartoon.
Wednesday and Thursday—“Make Your Own Bed,” with Jack Car-
son, Jane Wyman and Alan Hale. Also Army-Navy Screen
Magazine, and Paramount News. . |
Friday—“The Man from ’Frisco,” with Michael O’Shea, Anne Shir-
ley and Gene Lockhart. Also Rudy Vallee’s Coast Guard Band
and Merrie Melodies.
THEATRE THREE
Friday—“The Story of Dr. Wassell," with Gary Cooper and La-
raine Day. Also Paramount News.
Saturday—“Yellow Rose of Texas,’ ’with Roy Rogers, Dale Evans
and Sons of the Pioneers. Also Leon Errol comedy, Variety
Views and Li’l Abner cartoon.
Sunday and Monday—“The Hitler Gang,” with Robert Watson and
Martin Kosleck. Also Terrytoon and Paramount News.
Tuesday—“Three Men in White," with Lionel Barrymore, Van John-
son and Keye Luke. Also cartoon, Traveltalk and “Varga and
His Beauties.”
Wednesday—“Cobra Woman,” with Maria Montez, Jon Hall and
Sabu. Also Sports Parade and “Patrolling the Ether” short.
Thursday and Friday—“Two Girls and a Sailor,” with Jimmy Du-
rante, Van Johnson, June Allyson and Gloria De Haven. Also
Paramount News.
THEATRES FOUR AND FIVE ’
Friday and Saturday—“The Hitler Gang,” with Robert Watson and
Martin Kosleck. Also Paramount News and “Eliza on Ice.”
Sunday—“Three Men in White,” with Lionel Barrymore, Van John-
son and Keye Luke. Also cartoon, Traveltalk and “Varga and
The Humor Of GI Joe
Nazi Propaganda Minister Goebbels ran afoul of GI
Joe’s grimy humor. The Heinies shot down a Fortress nick-
named “Murder, Inc,” and Goebbels announced that the
American fliers were gangsters to the last man.
A few gourpuss viewers-with-alarm in the United States
fell for another bit of GI whimsy. It was soberly reported
by a returning airman that Tokio Rose, the Jap broadcaster,
was the AAF’s favorite pinup girl.
GI Joe fights this war for home and country. He fights
to save his own neck and the lives of his family and friends.
He fights to keep America out of a German or a Japanese
jail. These are serious matters, in all truth, and GI Joe
knows it.
But he fights for the right to enjoy his particular brand
of humor. He expects the Hun to take a dismal view of his
jokes and he knows that the Jap baboon is incapable of joy-
ous laughter.
But his own countrymen—even columnists and editorial
writers—ought to understand GI Joe by this time. When
Joe yells, “I wanna go home!” it is not indicative of low mo-
rale, desertion or mutiny. GI Joe yelled the same thing at
Valley Forge. American fighting men sang “Mama, Your
Boy Wasn’t Meant for a Soldier” as they rolled forward to
smash the Hindenburg line.
It is our hope that GI Joe’s corrosive and irreverent
laughter be cherished as a sacred right. There are fields,
there are streets, there are homes and hearts hungry, these
long months, to hear Joe’s wondrous humor and laugh with
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SERVICE CLUB TWO
Friday—Dance, Denton USO Girls, 8 to 11 p. m.
Saturday—Dance, WACs, Perrin Field, 8 to 11:30 p. m., 265th Large
orchestra
Sunday—Dance, Fort Worth YWCA Girls, 3 to 9 p. m., 265th Large
orchestra.
Monday—Bingo, Free Phone Call, 8 p. m.
Tuesday—Movie, “Captain Fury,” 8 p. m.
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(a) upsweep (c) pompadour
(b) flat-top a." (d) bird's nest
Gob; “Hello, baby!”
Wave: “I’ll have you know I m
nobody’s baby.”
Gob- “Well, wouldn’t you look
like hell at a family reunion!”
Two American soldiers in
Egypt lived for months on de-
hydrated beef, dehydrated milk,
dehydrated butter, etc. Visiting a
Cairo museum they saw their
first mummy.
“This is going too far, said
the corporal. “Now they re de-
hydrating women!”
Mrs. Jones; “When it comes to
eating your little infant is a de-
termined rascal.’
Mrs. Smith: “Yes; hell have
his bottle or bust.”
Consider the case of Pfc. Ar-
vil Overstreet, chauffeur to Colo-
nel Wheeler, hurrying the Camp
Commander out to said inspec-
tion. The new sedan had a flat
tire, and out into the mud and
rain plunges young Overstreet to
change the tire. It wasn’t meant
to be, I reiterate . . . Bouquets
and an orchid to that mess gang
headed by Cpl. Tribble who
dished out those luscious pan-
cakes last Sunday morning,
which the whole detachment was
raving about all day. Wish they’d
give. the others a few pointers,
so they wouldn’t fry them in deep
fat, like do-nuts.
While we are on this subject,
scallions go to the cook who per-
sists in putting a can of pepper
in each bowl of soup and dish
of tomato sauce. If some GI pep-
per fiend wants more pepper he
has a shaker full on the table.
Why do we all have to suffer?
. . In the spring a young man’s
thoughts turn to something fancy
. . . Again the Civilian Personnel
section has lost a couple of
femmes. Again the Station Hos-
pital has gained another pretty
gal—the third one to go out there.
What’s the hospital got that
Hdqs. hasn’t? Remember, we said
“What,” not “where.” C’mon, fess
up, R. C., or we’ll run a test on
that water . . .
an extra button, he replied, “No,
I don’t want any buttons sewed
on my clothes”; (4) and last but
not least, he obtained a pail full
of water, and after dropping in
a new pair of shoes, he put the
— , e contents under his bed—to shrink
h® of discomfort; seasickness them he explained-when.an in-
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Sgt. Joe Louis to name the tough-!
est man he ever fought, the cham-
pion came up with a $64 answer.
“Max Adelbert Baer,” he said. |
Everyone was surprised when'
Louis said this, but up and down
Jacobs Beach in New York a lot
of guys were pleased. Old Max-
Addled-a-bit Baer has been much
maligned for the showing he
. _ . made against Louis in 1935 be-
with prizes. , , (cause certain loud-mouthed
Saturday—3 to 5 p. m., outdoor sports; 8:30, USO dance. lumpheads said that Max quit
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Now that Bill Dickey is in the
Navy, there is just a chance that
he may wind up catching for Lt.
Cmdr. Mickey Cochrane at Great
Lakes, a maneuver which would
place baseball’s two greatest
catchers on the same team for the
first time. Now doesn’t that news
leave you trembling in anticipa-
tion?
Even without Dickey, Cochrane
has a pretty fair ball club at the
Lakes this year. He has Virgil
Trucks, Syl Johnson, Bill Brandt
and Schoolboy Rowe, big leaguers
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Q. I’m flat on my back at an
East Coast hospital sweating out
a CDD. When I become a civilian
again I want everyone to know
I’ve been a soldier and am not an
ordinary 4F. Is it all right if I
wear my North African Theatre
of. Operations ribbon on my civ-
ilian clothes so that people will
know I have served overseas?
A. You may wear ribbons only
on ceremonial occasions. At oth-
er times you may wear miniature
ribbons on your lapel, next to
your discharge button.
Q. My CO is a lieutenant col-
onel. He has a wife, two children
and a dependent mother. Our
outfit is overseas. How much
money does he make?
A. A lieutenant colonel’s base
pay is $3500. He gets 10 per cent
for overseas service and approx-
imately $63 a month for subsis-
tence and $120 a month for rental
allowances. The number of his
dependents makes no difference.
Q. My mother is a widow with
two younger children. She has a
job in a war plant. I want to
know if she is entitled to an al-
lotment from me.
A. Your mother is eligible to
apply for Family Aid for herself
and the minor children if she is
substantially dependent on you.
The Office of Dependency Bene-
fits will determine the facts of
dependency from information
furnished on certificates of de-
pendency.
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Sgt.: “Where did you get that
black eye?”
Pvt.: “It’s a birthmark.”
Sgt.: “What do you mean, a
birthmark?”
Pvt.: “I got in the wrong one
on the train last night.”
To Mr. J. J. Anthony (on good-
will program):
“You see Mr. Anthony, I came
home the other night and I find
this strange man sitting on the
sofa with my wife. Now my prob-
lem is this, Mr. Anthony. If I
sell the sofa, can he make trou-
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Camp Service Clubs
SERVICE CLUB ONE
Friday—Dance, Denton USO Girls, 265th Commandoes.
Saturday—Dance, Denison USO Girls.
Sunday—Dance, Fort Worth YWCA Girls.
Monday—Movie, “Lillian Russell.”
Tuesday—Bingo. 1
Wednesday—Broadcast, 7:30 to 8 p. m., featuring 265th Band.
Thursday—Movie, “Rhythm on the River”; Sing-song and open
house.
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410TH INFANTRY CHAPEL
(21st and Lincoln Ave.)
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Episcopal Holy Cominunion -------------
Christian Science Service—Sunday -----
Mormon Service-------------------------
411TH INFANTRY CHAPEL
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(a) cantilever (c) rectilinear (a) mummies (c) marionettes
(b) drawbridge " (d) suspension (b) clotheshorses (d) mannequins
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like a dog in the fourth round. |
That’s a base canard, of course,
Max was discouraged when he hit
Joe with his sledgehammer right
and Louis didn’t go down. But he
didn’t quit and Louis’ testimony
that he hit Max harder and more
often than he hit any other man
is proof that there is no dog in
old Maxie.
Baer was, is and always will be
a very popular guy in the fight
game. The promoters loved him
because of the gates he could
draw, the writers loved him be-
cause of the copy he made and
the fans loved him because he
was just a big loveable ham. Too
bad he couldn’t fight.
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(b) Hedy Lamarr (d) Gene Tierney
(a) 115 infantrymen (c) 96 infantrymen
(b) 62 infantrymen (d) 80 infantrymen
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Big League Draft Box Score 1
The Cleveland Indians’ pennant
chances took a nose dive when
Fireball Pitcher Allie Reynolds,
Outfielder Jeff Heath and Third
I Baseman Ken Keltner were clas-
l sified I-A all at once. All expect
induction within a month. Also 1
1-A. are Mickey Owen, Dodger I
catcher, Harry Gumbert and
Danny Litwhiler, of the Cardi-I
nals; Vince DiMaggio, Pittsburgh;1
Tay Carnett, White Sox, and
Red Schoendienst, International
league batting champion and
most valuable player last year.
Ernie Bonham, Yankee sinker-
baller, is 4F and Oscar Grimes,
Yankee utility man, is 2-C (essen-
tial worker.)
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(a) General Arnold(c)Gen. Chiang Kai-shek
(b) General Chennoult (d) General Doolittle
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