The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 25, Ed. 1 Tuesday, April 1, 1930 Page: 4 of 4
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Pwfit^ooklfyvised
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Tlie, applicant for admission jinwt
be old enough, to know how tp ob-
■ tain suction. Ho must have an excel-
lent line of Bull, for this is netfos-
,'"sary' tp? p fs- ;(1'
-> The student's gradoin any subject
shall be" one of the sis grades: A, B,
0,1), IS, airt'LK. The A's are. for. the
'best Wisecracks !in ,classy The- ,K'8|
•. wiiibh: can/be' made up,' of rc'6'urSe, are
7?or t
do
>r'-: the j '8$ude,ht£f-'vtbat /the . teachers
> not like. -'".r-'' "'v^ ■'
f' 'The grades will nut be. posted',,aa
7in, .tlie ; piisti';, i>ecahse'- .the ..excellent
graded made' ~ffy-. Freshmen cause
them: to ^take1- ah'' interest 7in'* ;their'
work. InteifesiTi'n .social life.'.mi'ght
ia'continued. '/
- Mxaaiiuaticms' will be given in
the..gentle art of "4;.'' Through'/the
. influence" .pi'- "Hoot"' Gilii?pn those
tests are very strenuous. ."'7 . ■■
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: 'rJPa,rgpi -practice 'at-VeggHhrov^ing
.7will7^p .tia^eft. upr In?'i;he past there
have- bee :l'kome'^My vbsid .throWs
made. 7 \ *': ■ .
■■ 7,It;.will.no.t, b'e.. hentessajy. in . the
future" foi' the faculty to know any-
thing of the proceedings in any club.
A facility. adviser lias been judged
to be "unnecessary. V / • ' 1
'•• Stu'deutsare to be ehcouragod in
dissipation because: they are entirely
too jinthuBiastic'i-'irf^it'uaent activi-
.|ies.;.;:;7>,, ,77':{ y- ';j
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.. The. pjrjjctice of. "dismissing, stu-
dents school discon-
.tintfed .'^caus.e Bpixtetimea the one
who . is dismissed doesn't like it.
No delinquency rppofts . will be
^liuie in tho futuroy for these some-
d'epqrvlfl'^ :;boys ;irom
beeoming majors.
Jjt/ is advise®:,by( the; faculty that
pa^nfs 'should fi^niih"'their; sons
fiutomobiJLes^ for without; them
they. ai"e..|ian^icapp.ed in; the college.
education.". '. V": ' i " ' .
/'->. Tonng ladies vsrillt not lie. allowed
to smoke' over) two- packages of
CJgaWttes; daily;. Mpre than, that is
said to Ivi |ajuriq4a;toj,tlie; health.
.' is s'^gge^ted'by\>tjie ^6an that
whiskey a^^beerfbottlek shduid ne>{
be left on' the caiupu.i. Someone;
'might ti-ip .ovjisr:^m;-ij«:,!goirig frpni
one building to: another and a seri-
ous injury feaulfcvfrom tho f;ill.
■ ;' Girl students who stay in tii.e dor-
7-initory'-sjiap.-be jequired to be in
' their rooms in tinie to listen /to the
a'eeond 'bugle blown for breakfast.
• Privates may. wear ^civilian clothes
itva4yi;.tijiQ>i;,biit. .oficers shall wear
their uniform most of the t^rae to
sh,o>7 their'.^.ufih^rity,, •' L" •
A group'of maids'shall be employ-
ed -to serve the girK ifii the dormi-
tory. 1'heir Breakfast' may be order-
ed -and promptly served to them in
.. bed. Goo^-lookijig young me.n HhalJ
, be also employed a!? priva^e tutors
£or girlsjTsrho do-not eiijoy the clstss-
room routine. This conserves .all
their /energy for getting the most
' Out of' their;'college edueation. , .
Students Subscribe
For The J-Ttic 100%
■, The regular J-Tac staff has been
very busy during- the- "'past, week
checking• #er .'their subscription
list apd the list of * students now at-
tending school; They have finished,,
that long and ^ediqiis task/and; -are
quite' enthusiastic jbv&r their ;sp.C^
cOss ;in/h.?iii'<jling'_th$ c^'efikiiig. They
yere ^s6'sligKtly i^teres^d* in t^e;
^results of th0 Jiiyesjtiga.tion;; , ' .
:ri- 'J'hyy found that ■ evei'jr' student
nW attending 'the colieg!e~jhas sub'7:
scribed to the. J-Tac.. 'Not a isiBgle
na.me aut of all the thousand and
more appearing- on the records ir
the, re&isirar's". off ice was missing
from the subscription list c>f the
student publication. A check .up-iri
tile business office showed that the
students'had paid alt the way -from
two.'dollars, the regulart subscrip-
tion. price; to ten dollars for . the
privilege of receiving : the jiaper
for the year. The payments; were
made willingly and gladly, and
were 30 small only because "the
.management of the, college stead-
fastly refused to, allow the stu-
dents' to pay more. Many offers
of^ twerLtyvfive dollars were .; re-
ceived, feut firmly rejected, how-
ever, 'the staff has received' piahy
contributions throiigh the mail and
from other sources.: r
. . Doubtlessly, the students are
wondering what has become of this
vast,supply, of capital which,thejt
have donated toward the support of
the paper. It has all been spent-
for worthy causes pertaining to- the
promotion and bettermept of the
publication.; A' Isirg© ..part of the
funds has been used to secure ad-
vertising- matter. The advertisers
have' been: especially hard to get
this year and have asked very high
prices fpr their patronage Seine
of the advertisers have charged as
much as five*.dollars per week.
/$pyrever,'.ithe.prii^tersi have prii\t-
ed the paper, free.HJ? charge, jthus
materially reducing expenses. The
business staff is to be com pliinent-
ed upon getting the highest class
advertisements at the lowest pos-
sible costs. The largest part, of
the ftinds have been used to buy
candy,, chewing guxn jiiid other , re-
freshments 'for; the staff .member s.
Numerous liineheons, slippers and
dinners have/been served at the ex-
pense of the subscription fuilds,
and several parties have been paid,
for from the same source. '
The staff; is' quit;© angiy because,
pf .the small amount, of moiiey that
:is left and is iftakibgSdire.threats
in . order to ^ave , the 'supply re-
plenished. ; • . . .
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no jred {tija;)BjS ^soux ai[^ i£iiaB9 ojbav
bitIbi XibAtrj. putf o;3soa; Suiounoa
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ouo wojj pa^siM^ ^ot[^ ipj.'4iisat{ ,p;
.luqiunu oi(| uasjui. sAij.it )snia oSiooq
'IH W iJ'uar'i tioT^xa
-odtnOo (so+ui s{([ aittXaid. Xq .:)boj(
■b spi^, !3urauijp 9tjl^-SAtiS''
,-otouii, (/luisaipjqi 'ugtjdio, s<MAtio«
jo iapriof at[4' «'$o.q'
ioi{ Snt^eiC' pit! '^6pp .pqi' jo.'^p;
-pirn ot(i,4ri auiddajs ,£q ilu!.'q a
aau^p aqi p.8^L*;S( uqp^-'uiB^'dKp;
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jpuoq ^([[Eq^oHsuti ion): ir«q Pl.ui^Oj.
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HqLE^RQOF HOSIERY FASHION NOTES
srrtarfiy -dressed "
¥ HdtEPRQQF " '
l. Fas:hion-right^color$—c'rea-.
'tetf by i.uoi(e;of Paris. ,''J ;.J ; •';•••
- 2* Yobr QWn LengfH-^rnarit^d 1, ;
m inches on every pair.
■. 3. 5 m art era pp e a ranee —' \ .
curved , French :' heels, ' s/iiart dull " w
lustre finish;'• •;■ \
4. ^'Greqt^.fcomfoi^'T^flpt'io^-''.
sscm^. , ' _' v ;'j-.
5. Longer■ wear — becguse of; *r
perfect fit of fi'ouf pWn; length-. V-;.
6. Bejfter v&Iu^s^-V|{itl>qllfhese; b'•.'••• ,
'costs
■'^'aiakea.: w v
1 .Sheer/ ^h^ffpns and. Semi-Servicte
TT*
vied by theiwhple'.crowd.
The dance was, just getting iri full
swing wlion Mr. Hale tagged' in oil
"Shiek" and May. Words flew thick
and fast, and if i Captain Baker, the1
bouncer, had hpt appeared, and given
.the two beys a-lecture'pn.ithe'-:law pf
"fapihg hPdies,'' a fight wpuld have'
-surely occurred; ' .
' The; orehestra 'had just,, got- under
Way - on "Fr'ankie and. Johnnie" when
a' . loud, sereaiit was . heard coming
from the direction of- the punch,
bdwi.' The.' dancdrs1 immediately j>art-
ed" and Went "' to tho punch bowl
where' Miss - Yaughan was' giviiig'her
vpcal1 cords exercise_in'.high. 0."
/■'..Capiniri Jehn""'imnie'diateiy caught
S: F., whom lie thought to''be the
guilty brute. Miss Vaughan ,quickly
cleared'.,him by Sayifig, "Oh! gpo.d-
ness,'I-have analyzed this punch ,apd
-fpund it lac.king in-vitamin Z. .
"-Witty" :W,ilkinS::iinmediately re-.
■ plie"d-,. "You have analyzed too much
of. the punch, and it cpntains more
stimulants than you are t^ble to con-
trpj." , ;■ , -. :
' The'crowd h'ad just settled-down
when thr^e;shPts were heard coming
from the pefeer rppm. Everybody' ran
to the roomi to find that ]?rof .■ Eaves
h^d shot ''Poker Faced", Jjlanchspd
three times thrpugh the-heart, be-
cause he (Eaves) had found five aces
in the de/iki. ■ Ain« Lucy vAt>peai-e,d
and carried;.' Blancliard .to^.the^ hos-
pital' and. gave him a. largo dose pf
,salts. Blanchajrd . w^s up and about
^shortly after. ■ , V , ;
During^ an intermission at- twelve
/o'clock, -"Witty", Wilkins jumped ^0
-thes stage! and started\ "slinging his
"line," "Why is the world, round in-
stead of square?", lie asked.
- The..Pean kid 'immediately replied
"I will bite, Wilk, ole boy, why is.
-it?" -(The crowd, immediately went
-inljo . an uproar , fpr "Witty" ,wa.s
-unaiumously -vpted 'the goat. * ^
f'Lopzy' 'Louis ((Nordyke) stood
silently in a corner with note book-
and pencil ih/lutnd.; At two ^o'clock;
he went home- crying, for he had., not
observed "asingle -delinquency. .. . ;
At three; o'clock' eveyr. one;gip'up-;
ied - arouri.d -Misp >lahan, who began
tb sing, - "I Ain't Oonna Go Ilorne
Till"Morni.ng.", At the end -Of1' yi'e
spng Mr. Garrett, cut in"-.with, 'some
of. hisvsmoke house, jioems.
"Oh, my.dear Pearl
You are such a'lovely,girl;- /-,.
I don't.believe there is a more-'
]po-*«lier. in . the . whole iourfd. worl^.".
'■ "I3ut Pearl _Maha'n. was,; not' to' bp-
left1 holding the;'stake; ,'she- qftiekly
replied, "You ain't ,ap, b,ad (ypu'rstff,,
Mr. Garrett,?'•
Early in the' night Captain Mul-
cahy, was; asked by several of. his
pals to take a little drink; with-the'rn;
but Captain Mulcahy was not te bg
lead astray; he blankly, refused. IJe
would npt even, partake ef .the spik-
ed punch.,
; '.Miss v-L^e: did not enter.'in^on- the
Shind-ig^Tbut' sat-, Mleiitly in a .chair
overlooIcing the dance floor, reading
I'Shakespeai'.e. Excejpt 'fpr..occasional
gifinces vat ;Blan.ehard: to see that/he
was npt : carrying Lilly' Viola, too
fftst^, yo,u weuld have 'thought she-:
wis. a-munimy. ... .' ,'v t'r ;;Ay
C.';Aa'. the ruc'us progressed the Gym
boys sat . silently . ever in;, a corner,
each, of-thim pull)ng .on an all day,
.sucker.;, A- ldajice,.lik0'\this/.w,^s -an
every night affaiir with them, so they
were not ..to Be bqthered' by such,
trifles. "■
' °l>; yes, pur dear' colonol wa^ there
but - got' a little - too,, mu'eh. stimulants-
and had to be carried '"away at
eleven. He seemed to have gotten a
little>^p.i inuch stimulants,^nd -be-
canie. /bpisteVeus,., i Witli li'is brute
strength .he toje u^ several''-.pieces of
fur^itu're^before'? Sa-rgp Buschmann.
could,corral hiin/,. r;
Fiye minutes before four bvery
one; left/ the '.Gyin or was, carried
iftivay. Tliey1 knew that*, Hoot was to;
l>uin.-h the clock at four,, and Hoot
fails to turn in; kobpdy. , - f
,. We, .the Gym boys solemnly , but
joyfully ,, dedicate this . column t'd
King. Alcohol. He has done -more to
stimulate:*_'tHlr .race: than, any- othei-
TheAnnual Staff
re-elected
protector,
great' dii
to assure ypu" that; the , college will
b^a ,'ftwfell plac^.(when I get through
w_ith it."
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Alqj^.- eky uo. "oduosa oiy luojjifjaj
pq- pu-B paddi[g iqoj, snf iisifAv iqSiit
.^pung pPAioas.i saijiifuc pi anp'.sjCcp.
itoj ised'; i.nwnjoo^ud' sndiuei''s«
satrap,jBjhgp^ !iti[ 4nd: .ujbo OI.
-un S%AV- uostitr) . ^looH'-aXo^A^ii.i .
C' "Jaquiatu (j)
"pPiftugipi"u'.'gntaq' jo^pawj St aq s/tis'
-X'Bp .wqip aqi UtvSlf jlfottf 0.-J.
- uaag ;sbaV .imjBjijofyi Siiny ;,"
>, ;. 3ui
-ufp. 01[14B inp ^Ci3A0 P0AJ3S aq '[["pvv
wvofa' eox qiioj "outti stt[}-. tuo.t^
■ Onc6 ujiQn. a time, far agq in the
dim, dark past; some dad-blamed'
'ignoramtij .originated the -sidea • of:
pampi)l^t,:
album, or what have ybiv. e^h and
every school year, s^id conglom-
eration Of ignpraHce to,be .publish--
,-ed by the ■cdprttbestvarid""blankest
[ wad of !huma.nity available from
the student body. -';' ;:--'
This idiotic Custom has prevailed
throughppti the ^past. yeafs;and
(heave^ help its) has cOntiiiiJed^ in**
to this year. '■' • . : .. :
• .Last |yia^'s''.:,stijderit body,-in" the
height of. their follies and fan-
tasies, selected, a couple pf poor
.specimen^: <jf the ^deg-eherated race
'to be, editor!. a^l^•;^)u?ines^;.B^mafee^,
'of this s^4,4tt^mpt gt; sareashi; and
humoi;,'i ilinidefr1 £he< misdirection:, of)
these two iwbecites and the misin-
terpretations' an.d disability . of :.the;
poor fres}injei>: tlie following list of!
idiots arid lYiprons .were elected to
assist in ^the preparation ahdf dis^
bursemept. of such- a mess of illit-
eracy as-! had iievet- before been
^brought : .existence _ by ;;®(?h. a'
Staff:- WiflA&"W^tjp>:'
Anney -M^in^ss, MirtejL Hcfwlj ,Cl}ar:
iie Freek Jimmie Maclc, Haryar'd.
1 Smythe, llorvine K, jJIorcen White
and Max^en Cost, no not Cost but.
Price'.* T^e brawny ;fem.a}ei ;co11qs-^
s.us 'withf jh
wise ino^-'^:^ere^n;'jJtl^>vna8
toi the stpOl of. faculty
which she ; filled .tyith
tCjredi"fe-' last . yefirv. This
faculty member is. f<)t~th^gurpps^
of lending spm&: semblance-fflf^ear
ger respect to the insane xavings bC
this: dis^ifetin^' delegation' pf ma-
niacs. :4": ,.'-j
, ble res.ults of' their, contemptible
toil is aboul to be circulated aniong
,us. We e^iroiiry hope fpr the-;best
and
we have cOiisigned our;share to the
ash can. v..%-
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CdpitwnaUmkBfriMh
T^BeDedn
v' The ' wl|)lo , college, town, and.
country wj*<! astp^inded -late.vyes|^r-
day- af tern^h, by ..the anriQiinc'ewent'
ok; thi fesigHutioii Of ■ ijeW-'Jim Tom
'Davis. T^er-{fo'deij't.rtoajr.:"Sf 8 especi-
rilly • surprijfcd, as they had docidcd,
long 'ago tSat; thpy, vpj^.%.'?®?^®''
tp'put- up jvith^Jasper .ThdJlaflt^ fOr
evfir^and : ■ ■;
In his lect'er: of reMgna'tiott,, which,
h,e shpWed^p. pur re'p6rtejr -yesteftWy'
and' whielv. was'; written" on^a tprn
scrap of bwwiii trapping paper, fpr-
mer Dean I ayi'a gave several; reasons
,fo£ his do vsion: to withdraw from
tlie, exalte®ppsit.ipn as'"King p'f.the-
Kampus." /I'hc ^Irst and maiii rca-
spn was wat'',h6 had. bee^. given
unt"ii the fikt 'day'; q/ April 'tp resign,
with :th'e dptio'n'io4;,.h'eihg,.;iii'ed. As
another reiseh-'Mr" Davis said that'
he- had bee'|i' grossly 'effieien.t, and .be-
Qhokes ; v;" ....•
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:;;;l.-Py A. Jolter " V -,
l.:;:;^few^ i^'etii^h.:,,"siy, what, dp you
.fcllink-f, the-" guy ...ia' that ;hous:e'i threw
, ,«)£!, .put ''bec'avtsa,, X tried tc;,ki'ss the
;co'olc: this morning,"
.Milkman ''I. think- the, lady 'fit.
i tliat'l^pii.se.; Upes her .own copking.": .
Mikft^-bo ypu .know .that girl!"
; Harry: "Xo, 1 met her pue night,
but shfe.yai,with a" chaperon.'',.
■ 'Grocer':-, "Would you like, some wax
beans?" ;, ' ,„ ■ ■ . . •,-,, ,
•' • Clajid^ • ijt. i.'^hQ i Keck 'vyith your
lousy, invitatipnsj,, I want 'real ones."
pause';bf l^i;
had'lost th<
exceptipnal ability, he
respect of students and
trustees.salike, He seated, further
that his sabry was. en.t^rely. too high,
a.n4 that,/'t|e-^tate. hssd .provided so
much inonPy that he did -not .wish
the respeisibility of-i handling a^ad
distributing- it. As tp his plans for
his future, life, he said that he ex-
pected to .tart W; some low occupa-
tion and gradually work .himself up,
l?y constant toil and; study; tp -a ;pp:-
.'sition'as janlc pia'tt pr ditch', digger.
A.s sepn las the students heard of
the resignation of' Jim Tom, thej-
immediately -o.ireulated a 'petitioii,
which wasj'signed by every student
and faculty; ul'einber of .Tavle'ton, re-;
.questing tt^fe:-.,eur b'^lpyed .idol,'Cap-
tain. jpnathaii Smith, be selpelied tp
fill the..vacancy. The beard pf direc-
tors ypted jiijapimPU^ly' for pur" dear
"Captain, aftd j'P^cxy 'Waiton' ^h^artily
endorsed thersele,iiti6p.(i)eart, Smith
teok charge i^itedi^tplyV Tn fact,.he
almost,. fel{- c|ewtiu>theii 'slaffs in his-
hurry ,tp assume his.'ire;spohsibiliti.esv-
-. . As" soon - asi'.he • ^as ' seatgd in ^he,
comfqrtable. chair in the Dean's pf-
fice,; our beloved leader issued this'
statement: u:. ;-/il-^ ,?[
/'All my life I have aspired tp.
this position, f: liave ^alVay? ;thouvg}it'
(believe !it: ori n'ojby' he- thinks.<he,- can:
think.) ,'how.wonderful it-wQuJiVbe, tp
have cpmjjIete'-chSirgia^of-, jlf^ eollege
so, that I, might ?nake"the,wonderful
changes ill the 'regulations! that-arg
terribly-h'.eedad,. I-'Jiaye' already made
arraugein'eiUs' f^r ;j;e(j,u&ihg: a"1 course
i ' camp'u^plo:'gy, dealiri'g,-iii:' the; fine:
arts of - S.A-ing, s&d^ap^TaQ ^t.o bo
tililght byiiolyVejf .and tb-69' required
of >vt ry student, and facwlfy nu-iu:
b'er'.-X shalL at tlfe< end, of "ttwJvear'/
';. - . ;[B.upi?do
aq ;pg;vAvpu; sc asroiaia ^8^ i:?Atp.qs
e -sassB[o JJujuibjx
a0[[ ,[I.-B.'o; soounonitu' ssjre • j
niWs .
at; the* end pf tho
abolish the ^Biology Jdepart.toenJ, lire
Miss ■G.ollftf, ,.ancV i.nstjtute,,,.V;"V.ayriq'
Porter.- as, D^ap, pf ;'V/bmenfvifslip
A hundred, years ago - from now a ''
'.{-.wildferneas, was here;, ,-
Th.e man'put powder in his gun and
• . went to huut the deer.
But times have 'changed so much
" ;'sihc^ then— , ' •„
All's oh a different plan;
The" dear puts powder pn her face
' aj\d gpes; tp,hunt the man. ■
;;Qri, the eve, pf: their^execjition, an
Irishmany 'a''Scotchman ,and .a'"Jew
-Tv'erVasked if they .would -like -any-
.special-delicacy: The Irishman voted
for lrish Stew, the Scotchman for a
ibottle of whiskey, and' the Jew fan-
cied strawberries and cream.
"Hjit," ■ ■ protested , the , 'waiter,
"Strawberries are not in season,.!'
('Yell," Vetorled, the ; Jew,, "I can
vait." , , \ ' - ■ : ■■.
Here and There
Ask "Lady" Atle.e what he made
in French on the last report.
David. Smith passed "(ljte -work.
That isn't; April FopI eithe?. : :' :
Boscb Smith, was caught iri the aot
q# i;ea,diiig. one. of Captain -Billyh
"Whiz Bang's" pn'e.. day last week.
He explained that he was gathering
material fer a leeture 01.1 Biolpgy
whicli he rii to deliver at> onp' ,0f; the.
leading: -women's colleges,, of' thti
State - ■' '- " i- ' -
C, H. Dawson gave every student
of Woodwork k grade of A for the
last: semester IT '
. "Haywire',' Duke, the .snappy; color.
sergeant,: once. topk >a, little trip to.
Fort Worth. He 'went to' see his girl,
took in a-show; and got'back to Ste:
phenville aft^r spending, the' enor^'
mous sum pf,forty cents* He report-
eft that lie painted the town red and
had'a big'time.' generally. ';
Bonding.House
Blues v;
Tune: "That Old Gang o' Mi.ne!.',
j ^eel so, ion.esome today; k"
The sun doesn't seem tp shifle
It was the meals, that broke up
This boarding house 0' mine. <
, I-get that lonesome feeling
Wheu,I hear the,dinner bell;.chime
Bacon and beans have broke up
Thitf^boarding hpuse p' ni.ino.
The boys study 110 mere r' "> •
j the. 4pj-watt gl'obea atill shine-
Thdre are ho bdys lef t tb pay beard
Iir this boarding hOu^e 0*" shine,'
When they' fussed abput the meals
I sJiPUld, have noticed the sign "...
That bacon, and beans *were break-
; ■/ ing up ..i, ■; • _■
-This bp'arding ltbuse*!b;i!iine..-'
There are -no more bparders
To partake of niy crackers and wine
Hunger aloiie'has ;driv^n'|he bpys
Frpm this bearding house, o' mine.
So I'll go out tomorrow
And. hang put- my 'Boom and Board"
sign .' -, '
I'm, going to try to do-, better .
With this boarding house' o'-. mine.
Free Advertising
I >1111 pne of the ypungest( and I
would say prettiest but my modesty
forbids), teachers in Tarletoli. I am
the,Sole Director pf public' Speaking,
Debiite and Or^tery. T ana agreeable,
(as long as I have my way) pelite,,
■neidt,-- medest,.. "chic,"^ and' self-re-
specting. I weuld like to cer'respond
With [spine nice young man who is
handsome, intelligent, and rich. ' I
especially admire a young man who
has dark hair and adorable brown
eyes/.and who is able to play>a good
game ;pf bridge as, I .enjoy playing
very' mueh. (Some people say . I am,
a bridge shark.) .
I shall be very,,'elated ,te get* a
real long romantic letter from some
prince charming; I shall answer im-
mediately and sliall be' glad tp ex-.
cli:ui.ge .photographs. ',,
Eomanticly,
'.T:: ' ■ 'l.-'V. l.
I am a professor in 'I'arleton and
hold a very imporatnt position, as X
am-the hqad- of -the'. ljepart^ient of
Education. (I was.' meatiohed in,
"Who's,Who in American Education,
'-20). My dispositipn is, very pleasing
and' j have' a n'unusuaf sehse'of. hu-
mor, Although I am Hearing .sixty
,(pr ;, seventy). I1' ^till have': yeung
ideas. .' ' v -;.' -
'-.. .I'iave a prettyj ecmfprtable, new-'
house,.Cand' a,s/sopn." as, T s.Sya'.up one
thousand1'dollars, I. want to sail
again upon the sea .of matrimony. 1
prefer: a. pie®-lookihg; widow, or pps-
sil'lv a youiigv14dyiPf Ipng Standing.
For-, reference/1 refer you to, Mary
Pi'ckfprd 1 and. ;Douglas,. Fairlaanks
(with whom. I was closely .associated
while I li^ed'i'n CaUf ornia)'aiul'any
dilative; of.,Theodore: Eoppeyolt' (lie
AVas ay pry dear friend of hii'ne dur-'
ing t.'io Bpanisli American Wai-).
Hoping to/ hear -from s'om'eohe
soon, "I, am, \ ,' , 1
^^illiain "Hadley,"' Cprenjari is
nuikiilg an excellent,,substituter for
our other "Hadley" \yho has' depart
ed .from our dear institution. He has
his boots sjiined three-times .each
day and is developing1,, his? 'physique
qsl rapidly as possible. His 1 favorite
pastimejs standing;' in front of the
mirrpr and admiring, himself. Y
Ffa|?ier:: was a mpiral ypTurig
mah , " Except for^ifr^ufnt t|-ijgs\to
Fort Worth, lin^qkif kne^-anytlflng
bad about Him.: ;
However, iiot long ^g'o, two
cadets'got the "lc>w down" on these
weekly journeys ''Flashlight"1 was
in the habit of'making. They very
considerately offered to forget all
about it for two-double thick milk
shakes, but "Canine" seemed ;.to
think niore of fifty cents than of
his reputation. ; ,
: Omitting all of the. embarrassing-
detajls, ,we ■ have ij^covered that
Frazier hab:beeri guil.ty! of conduct
unbecoriiing to a; gentleman and a
cadet. His behavior. would be ■ a
disgrace to the lowliest private; to
say nothing of a major. When: Jt
reaches tlie point that a college
student can't be trusted ' out; of
sight, something should be done
about it. . • '■ ,
For the sake of the good rianie
of Tarleton, we wish to warn all
pf our cp-eds a.giainst such vipers
as "Dustpan" has -proven ,himself
to be. . .
Marriage Licences
And XnteBMoBB'to,Mainty'"'.-''
, A certain major residing in Fort
John has been "tom-catting" a great
dael. \Ve won't mentiPn any names,
but he ,ha3 real curly hair. Mama's
little boy is fast going astray. -
Makeup and Extra
i Drill List ■
1. The following Key-Pets are
fpr Make TJp and Extra Drill April
i, 1900. :,
1 Mako-up Drill
Same as next year, . .. .
Extra Drill ">■
Thastoii, Howjling Bacchus^-29.
\ Stinsonj-.Ifardtpp1—467; "
Atlee," Jasper'Bakcli te-—99. - • (
!'• Fraaier, Jackbpro. Willis-^-46/ '•.',
Fuller, "Lil" Kobert—17. L
Crem^vel.l,. LeyiticusJ-r.Ol, ' ,• 1
Frey, Frankfurter—;,?. •
'.Sturdivan^;Ishmael"Lueiiis---9;
.....Glenny,
;'NichcJs, 'Crari^ie—98. ■'
,;-:Fnller;: Fat\Gut/Fi3lv^^i"n',;V.385. , -
; Smith, Sweefc. Asparagus—93.
' ,'Mc.Gj-egor, Louie Tedious—^780.
Mulcahy, "Mike Jimmy—.0001.
. Sadler/Sam Sapphus-^QS, ' - \
•Harris, "Quiver Chin"—401.
;' Oraddock, Thevius Pluviv*W9&0(K -.
• licAdams,. James B.—3222.
Drennan, Handsome—688888.
.Smith,- Hothead T,opr™36!).. *" ,V-.'
,, Cfttes,',Major Seductiye—90137., '
, Tryer,, Handsome',Har?-y—tin',-\ '.
.030^ ; ' ^ /■ ■' :' - ■ :/■ ' " ;
'Little, 'Eally^Seplus—l. '
- Buclder/Earelj Sober—Life.^ , y-
Price, Paia'cios Papa^Life. V,, -
Cook, Tu' Bad—8 miles.
2.->- The hore-to-fore named cadets
are . pn: this-Ippe . for neglect, chew-
ing' tobaeep in raijks," staying home
on, Saturday nights,? and never coni-
ii g, to/drill.
2. The above iTeiy-Dpts Tyill re-,
port in full dress uniform under full
pack and fixed bayontes. . ;
4. \The .above detail,will' be'gair'
loped by Lt. Col. Lillicuddy Madray.
and his" Honyak Squad. v - 1 "
By order of • ■
... ■ . /
B. (Barred-House) Howell.
.' Signed:- . "* "
Goldenrpd Gilliland,
■" ' . 4'- ■•' Ad-junk.-
Cfapt. Mike Milky Way,
(S.O.T.) •
; J. WilUnghatn
Until quite recently, everyone
thought that1 Major J. Willing'ham4.
The following : marriage licon%eis
and intentions to jnarry are annpuitc-
ed by County Clerk Milton A. ^peck-
el's (the flying Dutchman from Pflug-
crville): . . : , ,- ; . .' -■
, Marriage Licenses ; '
- Marion A. Whitley and Jpewis
Crpinwell. v ' . "-r
David J, r-Smith 4nd Mildred
Bradley.* • ;, • . - i" j -'
Jesse Thurman Drennan and Mari-
anne Buthie Gandy. , , •: '
Willie N. ; Wright and Mary Neel,
Chapman. Norman and Marie
(Sweetness) Ballentine.
-M. W. Pagge and Orlene/ (Bulky)
,Ballentine, ' ■ ' , , .
-Houston Biard and Helen (pf
Troy,) Clark. ,
Joel.A. Clark and'Lena Hial. <'- ■
"Honk, Hunk" Irwin and Bobbye
Paschal, ' . ,,
"Golden Bod" Gillfland and Lois
Brooks.
Intentions tor Marry
; Easimus Buddy Budder—Maxine
.Price. - 7 ■
Jobbus, Blackie Atlee—Ercie Li-
pan Ator. " :
iilva Lee, Stitrdivant.-r-"Whitie"
Joiies."• . ' - '■
•BtTRttun; ,. ■
J. W- Fica.zier-^T. W. Ci.. ;
' "Stormy". Cook—Lucy Hrown.'"
, ^."D/Drewery-;-;-
Finb Watching Experts ;
We Can. See Through Sillc
LET US X^ACH YQU
Bring in "ypur jackrabbits and sotiip
houncls., We will-buy them: We. 8^1
-■ hamburgers and hot dogs, i
- SieFs Gafe i:
yqu ARE CRAZY IF YOU TRADE WITI^
Armstrong & White
for 'they ciyE such quick-service
/ and cood Work
. ' ;* . \
Newsom Shoe Shop
• •1 ■■ • " ^
Your Old, shoes completely deodorized
and let me overhaul your souls.
doesn't perforin satisfactorily; I w|ll
hire a ..red . hpt. .'chieken fjom> the
Follies, ,'t
7 That is all of the, dirt.and,.devil:
•m.ent that I'haye.'be'e.rt'ablo tb con- 7 7 ,7 j'-/"!fottrs .'e^p'eets^tly) ■
ceive in So short a time, but I wish ' C. D. G. ' :
Southwest ' Gas Company
i-
SAFETY' •; "i
SATISFACjriON
SERVICE:
If-It's Done With Ileat-^—It Can Be Done Bettej- with Gas
CLEAN-
Phone 2667
-CONVENIENT
jiM-Assg;
MTHA.I?S
v, PHONE 441
CONTINtJOUS FLOW DEY. CLEANING AND
7 . ' , PRESSING ■ - - ,
, Stephenville
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The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 25, Ed. 1 Tuesday, April 1, 1930, newspaper, April 1, 1930; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth140089/m1/4/: accessed June 6, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Tarleton State University.