The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 2, Ed. 1 Wednesday, March 16, 1921 Page: 4 of 4
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EXPERIMENTARY CHEMISTRY
if
Bill, in search ofsomething new
Poured a pint of hydroflu
In his father's oxford shoe;
Just to see what it would do
As the research work it isn't bad
But 'twas father rough on dad,
Johnnie, in hia careless glee
Mixed up I and NH3
When the stuff was dry and thick
Johnnie hit it with a brick,
Johnnie's now in heaven they 3ay
At least he surely went that way.
Little Jane was happy when
She found a lump of KCN
"Pa likes lots of sweets' 'said she
So she put it in his tea
(Strange how died and suicide
Rhyme so well with cyanide.)
— The Huatonian,
SISTER'S SAD DAY
Folks thought si3 looked so sweet
With powder on her face and high
heels on her feet;
She had some stuff she called
paint—
But I guess I know it ain't.
But, anyway, I got in it one day—
Of course it was just in play—
Then I slipped on my beat white
dres3, ,
I looked as good as sis, I guess.
I went to the door, I heard her
cry,
"You have been in my—"
But she didn't say any more,
For there stood, her beau right in
the door.
—The Baylor Lariat.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT—
Dean Davis will ever refuse an
automobile?
Mr,; Riley will ever learn ALL
about ALL the students ?
Mr. Bridges will ever get any
taller?
Mr. Gerreald wil lever lose that
smile ? '
Mr. Wisdom will refuse to ac-
cept money ?
Mr. Lane will lose any more
hair?
, Mr, Ward's head will ever grow
any larger, physically, of course?
Mr. McArthur will ever forget
to, say ,beg,pardon?
Mr. Lyle will ever grow up?
Mr, Hays (Jno.) will ever get
married? ■
Mr. Ferguson will ever be heard
in chapel?
Mr. Moody will ever quit say-
ing Thank you VERY much?
. Mir. Schmidt will ever grow an-
other mustache?
Coach Hays willever wear out
that B sweater?
Mr. Funkhouser will ever stay
at the shops ?
Mr, Reied will ever quit chasing
butterflies?
■ Mr. Httnnewell will' ever' look
pleasant?
Mr. Polgar will ever forget his-
. tory ?
', /^r. ' Sj , F .'P^via' will ■ W
;;Poin« bardboile4 •
Doctbi^ Jjiand is really an Irish-
man? *
Ladies next, -
Young Sol and Giggs went out to
ride | .
With two young ladies by their
side,
Giggs got; fresh with the little
dear
And greatly peeved her so I hear.
But Sol's a gentleman, this I
know,, '
For the fair young Lucia trusts
him so,
Why is Fletch like parafiin ?,
Because he's without an affin-
ity.
Some of Mr. Ward's Spanish
pupils have sliding eyes, especial-
ly on written lessons.
Scotty: "Heard the new Les
Lunettes motto?"
Bertie Marie: "No, what is it?"
Scotty: "F. F. F."
Bertie Marie: "? ? ?
Scotty: "Find-'em, fool-'em,
and forget-'em." - - . - -
BRACE UP!
Do you feel old before your
time? Is you back bent and stiff?
Do you suffer urinary disorders?
Don't despair—profit by Stephen-
ville. experiences. Stephenville
people recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills. Here's a Stephenville resi-
dent's statement.
Mrs. H. Hanna, Stephenville,
says: "A few years ago my kid-
neys were bothering me by their
irregular action. I had spells of
dizziness and headaches that made
me most miserable. Sometimes I
had a dull, bearing down pain
across the small of my back and
felt tired and languid. I made up
my mind to get a supply of Doan's
Kidney Pills because I had heard
so much about their curing other
people. I took a few boxes of this
medicine and they fixed me up
fine. I wish^esexyoije knew how
good Doan's Kidney Pills were for
kid4ey trouble. I certainly rec-
^HiBfiend .Doan'js highly;"" ,
: at- all dealers. Foster-Mil-
tjurn. 66., Mfrs.,; Buffalo. N, Y. 3
Hansl&r 'Yarn Potato Slips, $3.50
per 1000 f.' o. b. Stephenville,
Texas. Money must accompany
order.—Pate Bro3. 11-tf
PATE BROS.
BARBERS
Hot Baths Phone 302
OREN H. ELLIS
General Insurance
Casualty Bonds
Phone 379
Tribune Bldg,
HILL'S BOOT AND SHOE SHOP
Shoe and Boot Maker
Repairing Quickly and Neatly Done
FRANK HENSON
GROCER
For' High Class Service
and the Best Quality of
Goqds
Nature, caimot jump from "winter
to- summer without a spring, nor
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from summer to winter without a
falL , Neitijerj^an a qtan expect to
Wear his last year's suit and be
considered, w'ell dressed.
Have'you ordered your new suit?
Don't'put joff 'till,: tomorrow what
shotild be done toiiay.
A Full Line of Spring: Underwear at
LIVINGSTON RACKET STORE
The House of One Million Articles
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HUGHES BROS.
Fresh Ground Meal
Corn Chops, Chicken Feeds
WE KNOW HOW
BERT'S-CAFE
Just to Remind You
North Belknap
STEWART BROS,
GARAGE
GOOD GULF GASOLINE
!
, SUPREME AUTO OIL
TIRES AND REPAIRS
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Nebleti: Bldgf. Phone 499
ROOM AND jBOARD
. at-old stand .
IRS
DR. A. 0; CRAGWALL
OFFICE PERRY BROS,
phone No. 8-213
Hill's Home Made Candy
. Hamburgers 5 Cents
Across Street from Picture Show
HILL & VILLINS > '■
The Money You-Spend for Repairing Will Do the Most
-HERE—;
HAVE YOUR" OLD SHOE'S REPAIRED
- WHILE YOU WAIT .
Our Repairing is Always "Special"—The Best in Town
Leave your Old Shoes for Repairingcntfwypetaoinetaoi
LEAVE YOUR OLD SHOES FOR REPAIRING
And See How Quickly and Well it is Done
W.P.NEWSOM
STEPHENVILLE SHAVING PARLOR
FOR HOT BATHS
Best Service in Town
1 Cleaning ^nd Pressing anil Expert
Tailoring
BUD BRITTON, Prop.
DR. W.L. ED3LEN
DENTIST
Office over New Majestic Theatre
Phone 292
FULBRIGHT
Meat Market & Grocery
- Phone 78
THE CROSS DRUG STORE
Reach and Spalding .
- Official Baseballs'
'.On-.Thursday,, March 17 we will give
FREE DRINKS
to every boy and girl in the College
whose name is Pat
THE CROSS DRUG STORE
, The Rexall Store
DR. L, F. TATE
OPTOMETRIST
Stephenville
Phone 115
DRS; BOONE &
ALLISON
CHIROPRACTIC—MASSEURS
Cause of disease removed without
Drugs or Surgery
Stephenville^ and Dublin, Texas
MCMAHAN $ REID
BARBERS
One-Half Block North
New Majestic Theatre
F. H. Chandler
Tam Chandler
Wm. Fannin
CHANDLER & PANNILL
Attorneys at Law
Stephenville, Texas Phone 137
STEPHENVILLE STEAM LAUNDRY
THE ONLY SANITARY WASHING—IT MUST BE RIGHT
"The Best in the Middle West"
J, A. BAREKMAN, Proprietor Phone 211
FRIDAY, MARCH 18
"SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT"
Big Production by Cecil B. DeMiile
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I; SATURDAY, MARCH 19 |
Enid Bennett in
"HER HUSBAND'S FRIEND"
Also
Eddie Polo in
"KING OF THE CIRCUS"
Episode No, 6
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NEW MAJESTIC THEATRE i;
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The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 2, Ed. 1 Wednesday, March 16, 1921, newspaper, March 16, 1921; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth139873/m1/4/: accessed May 4, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Tarleton State University.