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AN INDEPENDENT DAILY NEWSPAPER
DEDICATED TO THE SERVICE OF THE PEOPLE THAT NO GOOD CAUSE SHALL
LACK A CHAMPION AND THAT EVIL SHALL NOT THRIVE UNOPPOSED.
H. . ter IfHter-in-CHtf atri controlling owner has directed The Herald for 16 Years;
G. A. Martin is News Editor
EL PASO HERALD
Editorial and Magazine Page
Friday April Seventeenth 1914 i
Q THIRTY-FOURTH YEAR OF PUBLICATION.
Snpfnl0rocluslve features and complete news report by Associated PressMjused Wire and
f Special Correspondents covering Arizona New Mexico west Texas. Mexico. Wash-
inKJOn. DC and Maw Yorlr
"'WHVwi Cof. inc.: H. D. Slater (owner of two-thirds interest) President:
J. O-Wllmarth (owner of one-afth interest) Manager: the remaining one-etahth
lnterMt is owned among 12 stockholders who are as JtaHows. H. .L. tapeu. H. B.
Stevens. J. a. Smith. J. J. Mundy. Waters Davis. H. A. True. MeCTennon estate. W. F.
yne. R. a Canby. G. A. Martin. A. L. Sharpe and John P. Ramsey.
Words
IT ISHT what you say my friend that makes the gray world brighter; fine
words arc furnished without and by any skilful writer; and gifted orators
. will rise and boost the silver lining and fill the space beneath the skies with
language that is shining. We all can utter Noble Things and sweet uplifting
phraset and think we've earned a crown and wings because we talk like blazes. The
meanest tightwad in the town can hand words to the sinner but would he help
the man who's down to get a good square dinner? Thehelpful word is good as
wheat if backed up by helpful action; but if yon bone for grub to eat words are poor
satisfaction. The sunny smile is worth its weight in gold if wisely flaunted but
smiling will net pay the freight if wienerwurst is wanted. I'd rather give an
orphan pie than hand him helpful stories concerning mansions in the sky and all
the future glorie3. Oh let us not depend on talk to fill this world with laughter
but help the needy on our Mock and do our smiling after.
(Copyright by George M. Adams.) - WALT MASON.
e
14 Years Ago Today
From The Herald This Dote 190.
Saturday at 2 P. M.
SATURDAY at 2 p. m. in the chamber of commerce Fabian Garcia jjirec'ter
of the agricultural experiment station at Mesilla Park and Prof. Hare a
leading member of the scientific faculty will address the farmers of this
valley and busiMU men who are land owner or generally interested in valley
development upon two topics of very vital concern to all who have anything at
stake in our agricultural lands. The topics are "Packing fruit for market" and
"Alkali."
The men who will address the meeting are recognized experts in their special-
ties. The information and suggestions they will give are bared en long study and
experience. They are not the doubtful wisdosi of theorists imparted superficially
to the "horny handed" but they are the fruits of costly ana painstaking investiga-
tion right here in our own valley under just such conditions as all our farmers have
to meet aH the time.
The matter of packing fruits and vegetables for market and for shipment has
often been brought to the attention of our farmers and while some improvement
is seen still there is a lone way to eo before our home products will command
the prices their quality deserves or receive the profitable diatribution" of which .
they are capable- ig and nine spuos rots ana spots in appies on Yiueu i"u
often go in aaeka or boxes intended for a competitive market. This isone reason
why growers make such frequent complaint about the refusal 'of commission men
to handle their stuff. The commission men have a tale of their own to teH.
Every farmer and prospective farmer ought to make several dollars a minute
for the time he spends listening to the addresses at. the chamber of ceramerce
Saturday next. There is no business wherein it is truer that superior knowledge
brings liberal financial reward.
The marketing of farm produce is highly competitive and the fanner has to be
a first class merchant along with a dozen or two other accomplishments. It is of
specialty merchandising that Prof Garcia will speak on Saturday for nothing is of
greater importance in modern merchandising than the kind or package in which
goods are presented to the public and the guaranteed quality that goes or ought
to go with the name of the source and the merchant
It ought to be so that housewives would learn to know and demand a certain
brand in fruits vegetables and garden truck just as they do in shelf goods at ths
grocer's. And wholesale and retail merchants ought to have equal protection un-
der the package brands of growers.
The other address on "Alkali" is upon a matter that affects in some degree
almost every farmer in the west and southwest. Alkali in the soil is nothing to
be ashamed of nothing to deny. It is a good thing in its place and in proper pro-
portions. It is only when alkali is allowed to take petsessien of farm lands and
cause losses through careless and ignorant methods of irrigation lack of drainage
excessive flooding and improper selection of crops that it begins to be something
to be ashamed of and to deny the existence of.
Farmers actually dependent on use of the soil for their living are not the only
persons interested in this question. Perhaps an even greater financial interest is
that of the land owner who expects to sell his lands at a big profit and that of the
city business man who hopes for general development of the agricultural lands.
A 'kali is not something to be sworn at nor is it a personal devil to carry around
with one as a convenient thing to unload our farming failures upon It looks
mighty bad to the uninformed man when the stuff lies around on top of the
ground; most first-irrigators would dodge alkali land like a leper colony. But
there are simple ways to got rid of the excess and to turn the remainder to the
service of the farmer.
We have the natural corrective right near us in unlimited quantities. And
drainage on scientific principles will put the excess back where it belongs. Certain
crops thrive where others will not and certain crops are correctives in themselves.
This matter of alkali is one that so broadly concerns the "agriculturist" as1
well as the "farmer" the man who earns money in town to support a farm and
the man who earns money on a farm to spend in town .that the attendance at tha
Saturday afternoon meeting at the chamber of commerce should be large.
The committee on agriculture and colonization is doing good work in promot-
ing these regular meetings for the discussion of valley problems. Fortunately we
have right near us the Jfew Mexico agricultural college and experiment station;
and members of the faculty of that college are ever ready to lend their assistance
to XI Patoent wholly regardless of state lines.
D. R. Mussey Is In the city from
Tucson.
Luolan Rosenwald Is !n the city from
Las Vegas N.SI.
W. IC. Smith is back In the city from
a prospecting; tour to Xogal
Mrs. W. B. PuUiam has gone to Cal
ifornia iq gpenq ne summer.
O It Allen is in the city from Chi-
huahua and Is stopping at the Orn-
dorff. R. L. Stewart master mechanic of
the E Paso and Northeastern was In
the city Sunday.
R. C. Bailey is in the city from
Chamberino N. M. as a witness be-
fore the grand jury.
Justice A. "W. Spencen who has been
confined to his home for some time
is reported as feeing much improved.
C B. Bosworth arrived in the city
today from San Pedro where he went
for the purpose of examining some
mining property.
A. It Gonzales and MrsGonsales are
stopping in the city. Mr. Gonzales is a
prominent official of the Mexican Cen-
tral with headquarters In Chihuahua.
Misses Adela and Amy Scouts
daughters of Solomon Schutz have left
for Norway. It Js understood that Miss
Adele goes to meet her affianced hus-
band. Dr. J. R. Pennington who visited his
brother. Dr. M. K. Pennington in this
city a few days ago will soon return
to E1 Paao and settle here in the prac
tice UL UBfillSiry.
C. P. Hunt manager of the Mexican
department of the El Paso Livestock
Commission company has left for
Chihuahua after a visit to headquart-
ers of the company in this city.
The El Paso Commercial company
today deeded to Mrs. J. S. Millet Jots
32 to 3C inclusive block 8 and lots
28 to 32 both inclusive block Sun-
set heights for a consideration of
$2500.
Prominent El Pasoans who went to
San Antonio to participate in the street
fair of that city are: Mr. and Mrs.
H. A. Carpenter. Mr. and Mrs. W. R.
Martin and daughter and Prank
Brown.
Messrs. Nathan Frank and Carson
Rubsy of Dallas; have ideated in EJ
Paso and organised the firm of Nathan
Prank and Rubey with an office in
the Mills block next to the Herald
building.
The annual meeting for the election
"i na4uuiauu Ycaujinen oi tae cnurch
Of St Clement was held last night. The
following persons were chosen for the
position: Col. E. W. S. Naff senior
warden; J. w. Lucas junior warden; J.
B. Watson F. C. Earle W. M. Driscol
David Payne H. R. Chase W. H. Sea-
mon and Charles Rokahr. vestrymen.
T. H. Conklin and judge W. Kemp re-
spectively senior and Junior . wardens
for many years declined to stand for
releetlon. H. R. Chase was elected sec.
retary. There is a strong feeling In
favor of building a new churoh to re.
Place the. present edifice.
Comfort
BY GEORGE FITCH
Author Pi "At Good Old SltTash."
c
OMFORT Is an era of good feeling
on the part of the human body.
Wren a man has comfort no part
of his body has any complaint His neck
fel as good as his back and his legs
I feel as well satisfied as his digestive
plant. He is at peaee with the world
and the man who tries to pry him out
of his arm ohair to make a speech be-
fore a political ward meeting is as like-
ly as not to be sued for damages.
Comfort is entirely a matter of edu-
cation. The poor ignorant savage is so
benighted as to think that he is com-
fortable when he is squatting under a
banana leaf in a rainstorm. The early
settlers in this country thought they
were comfortable when they had one
side done to a orisv before a log fire
In the winter. Nowadays however.isueh
comfortable in it until he has draped
his feet over a S300 mahogany reading
table.
'Comfort is one of the great goalg of
humanity. There are people however so
passionately aevoieu iu ri mat Wiey
I '"'S . ""'' g" .
Will sacrifice comfort in Its interests.
Whenever we wander through a perfect
home filled with beautiful models of an-
cient furniture which made the -tortures
of the inquisition much legs horrible to
the people of those times than we
imagine we burn with joy to think
that we do not have to live up to the
expectations of art.
American homes are the most com-
fortable in the world If American rail-5-roads
competed more with American
homes passenger traffic would rise by
leaps and bounds.
The Daily Novelette
THE LAST HURDLE.
"This Is My Birthday Anniversary"
CAN vou tell a story? No? Don't you wish you could? There are several
lines of school work required these days the value of which cannot
be too much emphasized. The reasons for them are found in Bacon's
oft-quoted statement: "Reading maketh a full man conference a ready man;
and writing an exact man." Bacon covers you see what is known in school
parlance as "supplemental reading"; debates and story telling; and last but
not least writing. Important? Very.
Today's birthday anniversary list is as follows:
Sidney Lemea 9.
Agnes Halvorson 15.
Gilbert Xewsom 15.
Anthony Pierce 13.
Bussell Sams 13.
Robert Morris 17.
Julius Berg 8.
Coy Friend 16.
Gertrude Staudt 15.
Martin Dehlinger 13.
Jufrey Juge 9.
Ross Pangburn 15.
Oliver Gmmley 10.
Margielon Loye.
A ticket of admission to the Bijou for each one of the above named young
people is at The Herald office. Call on "Miss Birthday."
"S:
100 Years Ago Today
Weather and Leather ''
BUSINESS is very delicate and sensitive; it sickens or flourishes most remark-
ably with the seasons and styles. Just now leather is sluggish. The shoe
business has felt the long delayed spring particularly in men's shoes.
Fashions fortunately have kept women's leathers going briskly; with feet visible
as they never have been visible before since the early Greeks fine thin shoes have
been very brisk. But men's shoes have been dulL The continued cold has kept
men in their old winter high shoes past the time when the leather trade counts on
their putting on oxfords. The result has been discouraging to merchants and
factories have shut down. Glased kid continues to go abroad in sufficient quan-
tities to keep the stock brisk. With ethereal mildness of spring on the way how-
ever business hopes to brighten up a bit soon. '
In connection with the peace of Tampico it is worth relating the story of
the little old woman ia church who always bowed her head whenever "the name of
Satan was mentioned. The minister remonstrated with her telling her how con-
spicuous and ridiculous it made her look; but it did no ood. She went right on
bowing her head reverently at each mention of the Old Harry. Finally the minister
exasperated got his odd parishioner backed up in a corner and insisted on knowing
why she made herself a laughing stock and the services a sideshow for those in
her vicinity "Well" says she "it costs nothing to be civil and you never know
what may happen." Probably this very story quoted to Gen. Huerta by bis coun-
selors at the midnight session gave him the vision he needed in order that he'
sight see the shining path of wisdom before his hesitating feet.
o .
In ordqr to simplify international relations here on this border let's have
Juare declared a seaport and the title of the cavalry changed to horse marines.
Thus would all law and precedent become dear and sweetness and light would rale
always.
ONE hundred years ago today the
rioh city of Geno. familiar to
all readers of American history
as the birthplace of Christopher Co-
lumbus was taken by a force of Eng-
lish nfl Sicilians. For ceiiuirlas.Genoa
had been a pawn qb the chessboard
of European Aolitiea. tb 1M5 it had
been anneseA.to the Franc empire.
Now in consamience of the overthrow
of Napolfon it was wrested from
France anU some .months later united
to the kingdom of Sardinia. .The army
nitti capiurea me city on ifllB date wv
years ago was in command of Lord
William Bentjjick a celebrated English
general. Many years later -this same
English general while serving as gov-
ernor general of India earned endur-
ing fame by abolishing the "Sutteo"
the custom in India whleh required
widows to be burned on the funeral
pyres of their husbantts.
BONDED DUI.HON SHIPMENT
IS SUBJECT OF TEST SUIT
Bullion that had been brought from
Mexico In bond was made the subject
of .a test suit in the federal court
Thursday afternoon- A h!pmeat of
517800 worth of silver and gold bul-
lion and lead was sent here to be
placed In a bonded warehouse in bond.
The Metal Buyers' company as adverse
claimants brought action to recover the
ore and it will be settled in the fed-
cii ivm t- vi eiiuny.
Comfort is entirely a matter of educa-
tion. startling advances in comfort have been
made that when a man buys a $5000
automobile whose upholstery has been
laid by unskillful hands his wife refers
to the car with scorn as a tack breaker
and orders him to sell it at any price.
Comfort has been so perfected in
these scientific days that it takes many
thousands of dollars tfi secure even a
passable specimen. Once the American
citizen could go out in the forest with
an ax and fashion a chair which was
tolernbly kind to his bones. Nowadays
a good comfortable chair deeply cush-
ioned In imported leather costs $100.
And even then the average man is not
ffiAfaeMwtirfjD
It must make some folks mad t' feel
at home.
I do expect th office seekers like it
very welt when they find Dan Cupid
talldn' t' th' president ever time they
warn ms ear.
INDOOR SPORTS
i -r"-3 cr ii - i -T--
Hc loved her much ah yes he did I
And 'twas oh such a pity
Tliat yrhen he now her ent one day
lie quickly left the city.
HE is perfection! She Js my
ideal! She represents the
choicest flower of woman-
hoed! She's a bird!" Harold Heirt-
mingway murmured ecstaticly to him-
self that 'evening as he shaved run-
ning the razor first over one side
of his faee then over the other for
he wanted to make a good job of it.
He had seer. Diana Diddlewot play-
ing the piano damlng eggs swim-
ming1 he had watched and studied
her everywhere hut In a restaurant
and this evening he was to have that
final honor and nrivllegn. Then
knowing all there was to know of hr
he would propose. Be would propose
over thfe finger bowlfe!
She was on time. The dear girl
was always on time.
"Miss Diddlewot" he said as the
waiter pulled out chairs for them. "Mies
Diddlewot I heard the most gorgeous
symphony at the concert last night.
It"
"Oyster cocktail and little necks on
the sider half -a? dozen fried on the
other side" began Diana "soup con-
somme and rtee both. I think blue
fish weak fish and go on Mr. Hem-
mingway I love to hear you talk that
way about music. Keep right on and
I'll continue with the ordering-
"It was written by a man named
Beethoven I think." faltered wm.
mingway. "At least the program said
so and
"Roast beef dried beef and tender-
loin of beef proceeded Miss Diddle-
wot "asparagus on toast toast under
asparagus lettuce salad tomato salad
chicken salad and a good plain salad
baked beans why Mr. Hejamingway
what's the matter?"
"A thought Just struck me" said
the young man weakly. "I shall be
obliged to leave the city tonight 1
shall be obliged never to return. I
shall be obliged never to see you
again. I shall be much obliged."
(The end.)
PREPARING EXHIBITS
OF EL PASO GOODS
Chnmbcr of Commerce Presses Cnra-
f.?u xor uispiays or jjocally
Manufactured TVnrcs.
The chamber of commerce is contin-
uing its campaign to secure a credita-
ble showing of home manufactured
goods for an exhibit in the building
and expects shortly to have a number
of new exhibits installed.
The Western Metal Manufacturing
company is preparing an exhibit and
S. C. McCurdy of the Southwestern
Portland Cement company is now in
the east securing fixtures for the ce-
ment exhibit to be made by his firm.
Arrangements are being made for a
large exhibit of farm products from
Mountain Park and Cloudcroft
The valley formers are taking much
interest in the exhibit. Charles King
who owns a tract near Ysleta has
sent in a fine asparagus exhibit He
is arranging with other valley farm-
ers to exhibit specimens of all the
produce raised in the valley and ship-
ments will be made within the next
few days.
LITTLE
INTERVIEWS
"A"
LL of the farmers of the vaMey
should attend those lectures
at the chamber of commerce
Saturday afternoon" said George Le
Jbarun. who is doing much to promote
the extension work among the farmers
of the valley. "The lectures will be
interesting ai themselves and will lead
to other s-milar talks that will benefit
the farmers of the valley. Fruit paefc-
JJig is an important subject and
every fruit grower shouldl be in-
terested m what Prof. Fabian Gar-
cia will have to tell the El Paso val-
ley ranchers. The talk on alkali by
Prof. K. F. Hare will be equally inter-
esting and it will be an interesting af-
ternoon for the fruit growers and
ranchers of the upper and lower val
ley."
"Juudge Waller T. Burns Is my idea
of a real judge" said Dan Mahoney
who was here as a witness in the
IJorente case. "I heard judge Burns
sentence the men in court Thursday
afternoon and he never made a single
bad decision. He tempered mercy with
justice in every case and his rulings
on the law and facts read like a fineiy
written lawbook. 1 had heard of judge
Burns as being a man who was very
severe on men brought into his court
but I changed my mind when I heard
him passing sentence on those men
Thursday afternoon."
"An eastern newspaper man told me
the other day" said Kuf us March "that
in his opinion no newspaper in the east
has appeared in the last three years
without an El Paso date line in it some-
where and usually on the front page.
In that way the revolution In Mexico
gives El Paso a perpetual free adver-
ment that it would cost thosands of
dollars to duplicate. People keep read-
ing the word El Paso and it sets them
to thinking about the city. Five
years ago the rest of tha country
thought of EI Paao as a little adobe
frontier town. But it la safe to say
that 60 percent of the millions of news-
paper readers now know that It is the
livest city ia the southwest"
"There are as many if not mere
women buyers of valley land as theie
are men" said Harold iCilburn of the
Tobin Real Estate company. "Ana
women are careful buyers. They in
spect property thoroughly and when
they have made up their minds they
will back their Judgment just as
strongly as a man. Some buy purely
for speculation but the large majority
buy with the view of improving the
land and holdihg it permanently.
It was just before the session of the
city council. "In considering proposed
ordinances what would be the matter
with au ordinance regulating the price
of hair cuts?" asked city attorney Jo-
seph H. Nealon "the price tq be regu-
lated by the amount of hair eaea Indi-
vidual has and wants cut"
"That would be all right fpr you
and I. Joe." said alderman Ben Levy.
"We would come In fine on an ordi-
nance like that Sueh am ortJinanee
would be applicable to all the alder-
men with the exception of Clayton.
The mayor. I think could get in uncer
the ordinance.-"
"My idea." continued the qlty at-
torney "is to make the price commen-
surate with the amount of hair actu-
ally taken from the individual head."
"At that rate the barbers would not
make very much in some cases" said
alderman Levy. "Yet they could resorc
to charg.ng some of us the price of a
shave. Some I know would come in
that class.'
"A thing that made me real disgust-
ed" said BiXJy Smith "happened the
other afternoon on a Highland Park
car.. The Herald had Just issued an
extra. A man on the car said the pa-
pers ought to be arrested for issuing
these extras. While he was saying
that he was craning his neck over the
shoulder of a man in front of him who
had the paper to see what the news
was. That is the kind of a small inii-
vidual he waa. Had he been a friend c r
mine. I would have called him down.
Ho had what I call an enormous amount
of nerve. That is the kind of a 'guy'
that will hold up tha newsie on the
street read the paper and won't buy it.
There are many kinds or people in the
world but for downright 'brass' this
kind takes the blue ribbon."
"I know of no plan that has been
broached for advertising El Paso that
has appealed to me so strongly as the
Adclub s idea of sending a special dele-
gation to the Toronto convention of th
Adclubs of America" said H. R. Mc-
Clintock. "The advertising experts of
the world will meet at that convention
and there couldn't possibly be any more
desirable place to start the word of the
Elephant Butte dam and the wonder-
ful opportunities that are to be found
In El Paso and its territory. Those
fellows if the idea strikes them right.
are in a position to spread the E Paso
talk far and wide and give this city the
greatest publicity any city ever had.
They make advertising their business
and would be quick to take hold of the
idea of the possibilities for El Paso
with peace restored in Mexico and otht r
development going forward in equal
ratio."
More Trutb Than Poetry
By JAMKS J. MONTAGUE.
A CIhcI A Cine:
"Portrait of a Young Girl Missing
from Art Gallery." Headline.
If the young girl's taste in dress
was anything like that of September
Morn we would suggest that the po-
lice search Anthony Comstock.
A Woman Wis Keeps Her Eyes Open.
The Iowa woman who offers to sell
her spinal cord evidently Intends to
seek a cabinet position.
Make Year Oivn Guens.
Now that secretary Daniels ha1?
abolished the Demon Rum in the navy
what is he going to do with those
pretty enlistment bureau pictures that
show officers and jolly jacktars drink-
ing toasts to the dusky beauties of the
South Sea islands?
Iiapraetleable.
Biplanes it has been discovered can
be used as hearses but they are usu il-
ly in no condition for that purpose
when they are needed for it
Xet a Chip Off the Old Block.
Young John D. may not ha e ij
much business sense as his father bjc
judging by his testimony before
congressional committee he has go-
far better memory.
Xo Chance for Absentee Landlordism
ii Mirrpny can't run Tamman i
staying on the Jon how can Crok
expect to run it from the other s J
of the water?
Cepyrtght. 1914. International News Service.
One-Sentence Philosophy
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
(Chicago News.)
EverjV flirt is her own punishment
Many a man wakes up and finds
himself infamous.
It's a poor rule that hangs fire when
its maker tries to ap;ply It
It's all right to hope for the best
but hoping is no sort of adequate ex-
ercise. It's easy for a woman to discover
that a boy has brains if she is his
mother.
If the world paid more attention to
restitution there would be less desti-
tution. Tell the average man that any wom-
an is in love with him and he'll not be
surprised.
Don't eXDeCt vnur fl-;nr!a tn stanlt
up for you forever. Even friends may
need tn nit rivu-n
Naturally a man who leads a crooked
life Is unable to keep both feet in the
straight and narrow path
There is this difference between
rents and tears: if a man goes on a
tear he may not be able to pay his
GLOBE SIGHTS.
(Atchison Globe.)
People are apt to think a reliable
thermometer is too conservative
eiferal chaPtes out loud and
you will be surprised over your bad
pronunciation.
A traveling man's notion of the
meanest man is the merchant who
counterniards his order
All tne psychology this humble her-
mit knows is that when the stomach
is empty one feels hungry.
JOURNAL ENTRIES.
. (Topeka Journal.)
Those who get the worst of it sel-
dom deserve leas. 1
ttTefonafr do811' set very far un-
bosa! make a n0e 1Uta
Almost every man has a feeling that
joeb fl hBe br'Str Ir sm otKr
Political economy is a theory that
most of the won who attain office fail
to practice.
If a peep into the after-married life
were possible there wouldn't be so
much rivalry among fellows for the
hands of certain fair ladies.
Too much money seems to breed as
many troubles as not enough al-
though of a different kind of ooure.
QTJAKKR MEDITATIONS
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business than the blia .Heggar.
uio mends may be nearest out even
young ones are not always cheap.
Give the average man half a chance
and he will take it all.
The average man is a cheerful giver
when asked for advica.
"This is a soar subject with me" re
mnrked the unsuccessful aviator.
The clam fritters its time away but
the oyster is often in the soup.
The chestnut blight doesn't seem to
have had any effect on the minstrel
show
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Slater, H. D. El Paso Herald (El Paso, Tex.), Ed. 1, Friday, April 17, 1914, newspaper, April 17, 1914; El Paso, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth138113/m1/4/: accessed May 4, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; .