The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 30, No. 7, Ed. 1, Friday, November 1, 1935 Page: 3 of 4
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From The Exchanges
As a result of a recent survey at
the University of Manitoba the un
dergraduates voted that a wheel-bar
row Is held to be of more worth on
a farm than an old maid. Men are In
great demand evidently.
Auburn Plainsman
If you keep your sweetie in hot
water all the time don't be surprised
If she gets hard-boiled.
Economical Short Story
Rich girl motor car lonely road
boy. Rescue swoon-elopement end.
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Down South a negro woman was
attempting to purchase some eggs in
a grocery 'store run by one of her
own complexion. "Is dese eggs
fresh?" she asked. The salesman
replied "I's not savin' dat dey ain't."
She turned on him and said: "I ain't
askin' ye ain't dey ain't. I's askin'
ye is dey is?"
A german chemist has evolved a
suit of pajamas made of wood. It
seems a very drastic solution of the
crumbs-in-bed problem.
Rovin
By John
g Reporter
T. Wllllamsan Jr.
Yowsah those ex-students had the
poor fish all lined up for the work
nearly a week ago. All they had to
do though was to dig a barbecue pit
carry wood for the fires help to but-
cher goats etc. and run incidental
errands. Oh yes they all enjoyed it.
The game tomorrow night should be
a diUy. Those Trinity boys are sup-
posed to be tough and should put the
Billies on their toes. Billies are rated
slightly lower In P. B. Williamson's
chart than the T. U. bunch but they
have been putting the old pill over the
goal for the past few weeks and
should take the visitors for a good
cleaning for the visiting exes.
The bridge players paradise is now
located on the porch In front of the
Willlngham-Rublnoff "apartments." It
seems that every student In the school
has been called in for a fourth some
time during the past month. Tom
still believes that Ham Is unable to
play bridge.
While we are on the subject of Wll-
llngham will some one please Inform
this slightly dense freshman which
one of the innumerable females of this
fair city is really the one and only in
the life of the blushing Romeo.
Burl Williams and Billy King have
been complaining for the past few
days. They have been writing music
in case you would care to know and
both think that they have contacted
writers' cramp.
Alton Barr one of the high-ups
(over bIx feet) of the Frosh class is
willing to try to out eat anyone in
the student body providing he doesn't
have to pay for what he eats. Now
he Is staying at the Oreen Mansion
but next time he puts on one of the
stunts in which he eats eighteen man-
sized biscuits and a man-sized meal
along with that chances are that he
will be looking for a new boarding
house.
From all appearances the Hickman-
Ellis feud is trying to gain a new hold
on the campus this year. The Hick-
mans even believe that Charlie Hemp
hill is willing to side with the Ellis
family in the new edition of the strug-
gle. That was really a noble effort of
the elder Hickman to portray the real
picture of the Coggin pledges in the
last Issue of the rag but It seems that
it is beyond the power of mere mor
tals to rate them any where near as
low as they looked on that eventful
day.
And possibly you remember Donald
Coursey. He Is the D. B. Soph who
hit the long long trail to San Marcos
last week to see the Billies in action.
He got there in time for the game
and even got back to Brownwood In
time for the Monday morning classes.
It wasn't raining very much when ho
left.
Before It is too late we should in-
sert the financial column. Tom Wat-
lis is now working for three frosh a
soph and a junior. One of the frosh
is the president of the board and the
others of the group are stockholders
In the company which owns the jack
et which belongs to Rublnoff's band
uniform. Settle has the back Barr
and Ye Scribe have options on the
sleeve Coursey has the right front
and Strick lays claim to the left front.
Tom wears the uniform to improve
the general appearance of the band if
possible. An addition made by an
acquaintance of last year will enable
Rublnoff to stay in school one more
week.
Red Conger and Father John are
now among the leading contenders for
honors in the every day bridge tourna-
ment that comes off whenever four
players get together on the porch
across the street. From athletes to
parlor athletes that's them.
Slippery Football Is
Nothing to Backficld
Man Washing Babies
Walla Walla Wash. What's a slip-
pery football to a quarterback who
works his way through college by run-
nine a cake of soap for yardage on
babies' backs?
Nothing whatsoever say those who
have seen Phil Oreen Whitman col
lege's varsity quarter in action in
the nursery and on the gridiron.
Green pays his way at Whitman by
performing the duties of nursemaid
a job entailing scrubbing his
charges as well as putting them to
bed.
When Green came to Whitman a
year qgo he read an advertisement
seeking a girl to take charge of chil-
dren and do general housework. He
proved his salesmanship by calling on
the enquiring housewife and getting
the place.
When he returned to college this
Fall he took the job again. Sunday
mornings he dresses the children
rushes them off to Sunday school and
then goes into the kitchen and helps
prepare the dinnr.
This Collegiate World
We learn by remote control that
the girls In a certain boarding house
at the University of Wisconsin now
have placed little placards up beside
the phones In the house. The placards
say "Gentlemen guests will please
not answer calls."
It is a development of an em-
barrassing situation of last spring.
One day the dean of women called
the boarding house and a deep mas
culine voice answered "Third Floor."
A few days ago an announcement
was made to the students on the Mc-
Klnlock campus of Northwestern Uni-
versity. A voice class for amateur
harmonlzcrs was to be opened on the
ninth floor of the Ward building.
One day after the class began the
dean In charge moved his office from
the eighth to the first floor.
Prophecy: One of the big founda
tions with headquarters in New York
soon will make announcements of an
outlay of hundreds of thousands of
dollars for radio education.
"Escort Incorporated"
It's a new firm doing business down
on the campus of Washington Univer-
sity (St. Louis.)
It's like this four BMOC (big men
on campus) have ponied their charm
to make it easier for the campus girls
to date them. They accept applica-
tions for a date from any girl provid-
ed she will furnish the money. The
remainder will come from the men
their prestige charm their own cars
and the evening's good time.
We do not know whether the boys
retain the option of submitting an
expense account after the party.
Dr. Loir of Le Harvc France: "If
rats could be given intelligence tests
they would rate higher than the aver-
age man."
Dr. Gllhousck of the University of
Southern California: "There Is ab-
solutely no basis for comparison be-
tween rats and human beings."
Dr. Loir: "Rats outwit humans at
every turn. The best trapping meth-
ods merely encourage polygamous
habits since traps catch the males
that roam while the females stay with
the young."
(We give you this In accordance
with our policy of keeping strict ac-
count of what the best minds are
thinking.)
Law students are quick to catch
on.
A story is now going the rounds
of a student whose law fees were
raised from $40 to $50. Canny he
TRIP TRINITY
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Opposite Post Office
looked at his college catalogue and the
catalogue said fees were to be $40.
So he sued his college administra-
tion for the extra $10. The whole law
school faculty was lined up against
him but the judges gave the boy the
nod. He won his case.
That reminds us of a similar in-
cident at the University of Minnesota.
Last year the editor of the campus
yearbook noticed that the athletic de-
partment was Intending to charge ad-
mission to the Yale-Minnesota hoc-
key scries. The editor looked on the
back of his season athletic ticket and
saw that hockey was included In the
sports covered by the ticket. He de-
manded in the name of the student
body that the ticket contract be kept
und an uproar ensued. But the ath-
letic department was "over the bar-
rel" and was helpless.
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Mrs. Ward: "What is a skeleton?"
Miller: "It's a man that has his
insides out and bis outsldes off."
Friday Saturday and
Sunday at
PALACE DRUG
A Sandwich and
Milk Shake
for
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D. D. McINROE & CO.
REALTORS INSURANCE
LOANS
Telephone 173
DR. R. A. ELLIS
Optometrist
Glasses Fitted. Lenses Ground
For Appointment Phone 169
CLEMACO'S
BAR-B-Q AND
GROCERIES
School Supplies
Cigarettes - Candies
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FOR
L. C. SMITH
TYPEWRITERS
See
J. A. COLLINS
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Reavis & Reynolds
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Efficient and Courteous
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Daniel Baker's Own
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If it's New You'll Find it at this Store.
Come in and Inspect Our Selection of New Goods!
Packard Shoes Gimbel Hats Wilson Bros. Furnishings and
Many More Standard Brands of High Grade Merchandise will be
Found at Brownwood's New and Modern Man's Store.
Smart Values
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The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 30, No. 7, Ed. 1, Friday, November 1, 1935, newspaper, November 1, 1935; Brownwood, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth100098/m1/3/: accessed May 5, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Howard Payne University Library.