Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 73, No. 36, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 25, 1963 Page: 5 of 16
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Claude...
Volpln Essenin, whose phlloso- generally at university sites. <] You can throw a burnt match
phleal essays were published in Even more fantastic is the pros- out of a car window in a rain-
America. pects of a quicker learning meth- storm and burn down seven
THE CLAUDE
Claude, Texas APRu
continued from page 4 of course we do not do things od, such «us "sleep learning" or states, but you can use two boxes . . tn nf _nv
nr. Tv. foot nf onH h. a„„- nim <Piease. not to us) oi any
so crudely in this country We hypnosis. In fact, mechanical of matches and the whole Sun-
that field: 'Nobody has been able have psychiatrists smart enough to methods to stimulate and speed day paper without lighting the
to run this system except the rea(i ^ account in the newspaper memory will eliminate the tedious dry logs in your fireplace.
British and ourselves. The French an{j tell you whether a man is methods of recitation that now «[ If your wife drops a pearl in
certainly haven't, nor the Italians, craZy or not. occupy so much of a teachers the middle of a 22,746 spuare foot
nor the Germans. It's not a ques- time. He or she will then devote ballroom, it will roll down the
tion of being civilized. T>r. ^ren- Tomorrow's college more time to new programming only mousehole in the place,
ch are more civilized than we are. parade magazine this week asks and research. «! If you hold something in place
So are the Germans. Maybe you the question, "Have you ever won- Maybe I was born too soon? with one hand and try to reach
have to be a little uncivilized to derej w^at' the typical American for a tool with the other, the
make the system work.'" college will be like 20 years from Gumperson's law again tool will 'always' be one half
Even though we all appreciate today?" then reports that at the Gumperson's Law is back with inch farther away than you can
the ideals of "equality," there recent National Conference on us. This time the editor of The stretch without falling off the
may well be times when it is Higher Education in Chicago, the American Legion Magazine gives stepladder
disastrous to be too equal - — — '~l "—
instance in which his law failed.
Of course, Gumperson's Law
does predict that if you have evi-
dence that his law is no good,
you won't be able-to find the ^flod
Doctor to tell him about lt>'jj
We have lost his address. ijut
you should have no trouble find-
ing him yourself to tell htm that
his law is in error—unless "' his
law is correct.
i\
«[ FOR INVITATIONS printed in
the best taste, have The Claude
True conformation
following educated predictions us an interesting account of its „ Your shoelace will never break Newg order your cards from the
were made: 1. fraternities and fascinating details. He writes: unless you are already late for "p<iower wedding Line". These
sororities will be eliminated. They Gumperson's law, which has where you are going include wedding invitations, mar-
According to one report, Kh- are already on the way out in been widely publicized recently, , The person most likely to win riage and engagement announce-
rushchev has made many friends several universities; 2. football is still "only a theory. Tne lanl" a Cadillac in a raffle is the Pre- ments, calling cards, confetti
in Russia by his new policy that and other major varsity sports ous Dr. R. F. Gumperson admits s;dcnt of General Motors. cards,'menu, napkins, party invi-
nobody can be jailed on political will disappear from the athletics this himself, and solicits any re- „ Should a radio station try to tations, personal invitations, place
grounds. The way the Soviets get program: 3. freshmen and sopho- ports which might disprove nis phone you to offer you $10,000 if car(jg> silver and golden wedding
around this, however, is by in- mores will attend junior colleges, law. . . you can name the capital of the announcements, Slim Jim "thank
carcerating such "enemies of the then move up to universities in With his permission, we break xj.S., it will get a busy signal you informals, sweet, sixteen and
~ - — v~ - frvrmnlo intn Juu miuriiiais, sweet sixteen
state" in asylums. For example, their junior, senior and graduate down nis mvoivea iormuia mi, because you're on the phone with slower party invitations, tea
three writers who've had books years; 4. the true campus center simple English, as follows: a stranger who's trying to sell
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published in the West have been will become the library; 5. the new
placed in mental homes. They technology of teaching will in-
are Valeri Tarsis, whose book elude machines and all communi-
"Red and Black" was smuggled cations media, housed in buildings
out of Russia and published in especially designed for that pur- - . .
Britain; Michael Naritza, whose pose; 6. regional branches of the Known as the Law of inverse ly_ but he asked us to invite our
book "The Unsung Song" was Library of Congress will be es- Desirablity, Gumperson s formula minjons 0f readers to write to
published in West Germany; and tablished throughout the country, predicts such things as.
"If something is going to
happen in some fashion or
other, it will most likely hap-
pen in the way that you least
wish it to.
you aluminum siding for your ([ WHy CLUTTER up your attic
house.
We told Dr. Gumperson that
we know of no case in which his
formula failed to predict correct
and basement. Sell it now with
a Reader's Ad.
«J YOU CANT sell it if no one
knows you've got it. Try a Read-
er's Ad in The Claude News.
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Waggoner, William J. B. & Waggoner, Cecil O. Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 73, No. 36, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 25, 1963, newspaper, April 25, 1963; Claude, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth355893/m1/5/: accessed March 29, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Richard S. and Leah Morris Memorial Library.