The Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 6, Ed. 1 Friday, October 29, 1915 Page: 4 of 8
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tl r*n 00 t0 M uncharted coral reef off Samoa and tank. ShfS'wss pumped
i and the hole In her hull patched, and she la home again after an abaence of five years.
ITALIAN TROOPS CHARGING IN THE OPEN
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olalmod the other. "What sinful ex
-4ravaganeal I# my family wo uao a
(an tor two or three generations, and.
-this it;how w« 4o it: We open the
whole (in, but we don't wear It out
by waving it. Oh, no! We "hold It
still, like this, under our noae, and
'wave our tace!"—Everybody'*.
Warrior of Today.
George Wharton Pepper aald at a
luncheon at the Plattshurg training
camp tor officers:
"The method* of warfare have
changed enormoualy In the past year.
The stford; for example, t no longer
carried. The swurd has quite disap-
peared from war.
"A story comes from the Argonne
about a French chasseur who took a
German officer prisoner. The chasseur,
a boy, a tyro, said to the officer:
" Give up your sword.'"
"But the officer shook his head and
answered:
" 'I have no sword to give up. But
won't my vitriol spray, my oil projec-
tor or my gas cylinder do as well?'"
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w r~ .w t-.- — —
stomach Is sour, Just take a
tul of harmless Dodson's LivSr
Instead of using sicksolag, salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Toif _
Urer medicine. Toull know It sett
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine, your liver will be work*
lng. your headache and dlstlnsss gone,
your stomach will be sweet and-your
bowels regular. You will sfeel like
working. YouH be cheerful; full o(
vigor and ambition.
Tour druggist or dealer sells you a
EO-oent bottle of Dodson's Liver <Tone
Italian troops on reconnolssanoe duty caught by the camera
enemy.
they were charging a detachment of the
COLONEL 6ULLARD AT BROWNSVILLE
ROQUE GONZALES GARZA
•TTtesald.
stronger than you are. And I don't
wish to hurt you. Walk on ahead of
me. It wflJj( be utterl/ useless to
"7"'' can see for
•tw""
— - txnr
the cigarettes they were all "acci-
dents; he could not have proved any
thin? h^'ore a 1ury of his Intf. &
Just as He Had Said.
"You remember selling me some
hair-restorer when I called the other
day to get shaved, you hoary-headed
old thief?" roared the indignant cus-
tomer. "You sold It linger falsa pre-
tences, sir. You said it would restore
my head to its original condition."
"Well, didn't It work?" asked'the
barber.
"Work? No. It's taken off what llt-
tl<! hair I used to have, and 1 am as
bald as the pavement now."
"That's quite' right, sir. No falre
protence about that. I said lv would
restore your head to Its original condi-
tion, and you know, sir, most of us
are born bald."
She
Not Here.
was looking for an apartment.
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"It musi be in a "first class neigh
uoJuood," she said, "and it must have
ten large rooms, throe baths and all
modern improvements, and I won't pay
a cent over $iO a month."
"1 know the" very place you're look-
ing for," replied the agent, "but If you
want to find out how to get there
you 11 have to consult a clergyman."
NOT AS HE EXPRESSED THEM
Teamster's Words Would Have Re-
quired Adjustment Before Their
Use in the Pulpit.
A man was brought before a police
court charged with abusing his team
and using loud and profane language
on the street. One of the witnesses
was a pious old darky, Who was sub-
mitted to a short cross-examination.
"Did the defendant use improper
language while he was beating his
horses?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, he talk mighty loud, suh."
"Did he indulge in profanity?"
The witness seemed puzzled. The
lawyer put the question in another
form:
"What I mean, UncJe Abs, Is—did
he use words that would be proper for
your minister to use In a sermon?"
"Oh, yes suh," tho old man replied
with a grin that revealed the full
width of his immense mouth; "but
dey'd have to be Vung'td diff'runt."—
Everybody's Magazine
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yen can ban '
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I am setting millions of tattles of
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table. liver medicine takes the place
of dangerous Calomel. Boy one bottle
on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
Motto for a lawyer: "I wilt," Mot-
to for a fruit preserver: i'l can."
The Haughty Help.
"Do you miss the summer board-
ers?"
"Kind o'," replied Farmer Oorntos-
sol. "A summer boarder in right com-
fortln' to have around from time to
time, lie ain't nigli so bossy an' fault
llndin' as the hired men."
Other people may have good taste,
but, of course, yours Is a little better.
Tried Both.
The Widow—If you married again 1
suppose you would want a woman of
Intellect.
The Wldov.'cr—"Kes, but just about
medium.
The Widow—Medium?
Tho Widower—Yes. My first wife
was a strong-minded woman and my
second was a weak-minded woman am
one's about as bad as t'other.—Judg
Sprained ankle? Rub on and rub in
Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.
Constantinople' was founded in 330
A. D.
Spartan Women 8utfered Untold Torturee
but who wants to be a SparUn? Take
"Femenlna" for all female'disorders.
Price 60c and $1.00.—Adv.
A Religion With Him.
"What is your father's rellgiop?"
"Golf, I guess. It's the only thing
he does on Sundays."
Stretched Out.
"What Is your dachshund's name?"
"I call him 'Art.'"
"An appropriate name. Art is long."
Pew Still on ths Job.
Little Lemuel—What's a hook-worm,
paw?
Paw—It's a worm that would rather
digest a book by eating It than by read-
ing It
No Compromise.
"Is Jiggers consistent in his vege-
tarianism?"
"I should say he is." "Why, he
won't even eat cabbage, because it Is MS
so intimately associated with corned
beef."
Getting Even.
"Tho cook asked for a week off to
get married, so I gave it to her."
"I don't think 1 would have done
that. You can't spare her very well
now."
"I know I can't, but it was the only
way I saw to ever get even with her.'
Graduating by Post.
"Dad, what's a postgraduate?"
"A fellow who.emerges from a cor-
respondence school, I imagine."
The rule In politics is that the side
that owns tho steam roller use it.
Sure Thing.
'Carrie is a long-headed girl."
"How so?" " ,
"Instead of trusting to luck at the -
seaside she got engaged before com-
ing down, and makes her fiance come
down to see her once a week."
Careful Diagnosis.
- "Well, you did you succeed with
your lirst diagnosis? Did you profit
by my advice?"
The Young Doctor—I think I did,
sir. 1 told the patient that he was
suffering from a combination of liver,
stomach, heart, lung and brain troublo.
Old Practitioner—Good! No chance
■ of a mistake there.—Stray Stories.
Colonel
Tex., is here
Johnson, one
Bullard. commanding the United States troops at llrownsville,
seen (left) in front of his headquarters consulting with Captain
of bia aids.
INHABITED ONLY BY CHILDREN
Roquo Gonzales Garza, at one tlmo
president of the convention govern-
ment of Mexico, Is now in Washington
as a representative of the Villa-Zapata
facti.uu. lie says any pacification plan
that recognizes Carranza and dof-s not
include the Vllllstas as factors In the
situation will mean nothing hut anar-
chy in Mexico.
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Too Mueh to Imsglne.
One evening Smith Jitneyed to (he
suburbs to call on his friend Jones,
end while they wore sitting on the
veranda enjoying their after-dinner
ragweed, large volumes of music
broke loose in the adjactnt bungalow.
"Some music," commented Smith,
glancing through the fireflies In the
scenery beyond. "Who might the per
former be?"
'It Is my neighbor. Green," an-
swered Jones. "And would you l>
lievo that he plays by ear alone?"
"I would not." was the prompt re-
joinder of Smith. "I can easily im-
agine that he might make that muou
noise by using both hands and feet
and an ax. but you can't make me be-
lieve that he does It by banging tbe
side of bis head on the keys."
Hath UN cMnma <
tlHsmft
armies nave marched through
too*
Of tfcC:
tur -jaaaad throagh * the
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tough!
Stock Trout Stream with Fllea.
Tbe British Salmon and Trout as-
sociation asks anglers and fishery
owncre to send to Its secretary. Sir
Wrench Towse. Fishmongers hall,
London. E. C.. details of cases In
which tbe valuable water-bred fllea
have been Increased substsntlally la
number by any special measures, such
as the Introduction, by the planting
eggs or larvae or the liberation
ture flies on the banka
lake; and the I _
stream or lake by tho cultivation
)easures, such
be plsntlng op-
eration of tsaj
of a river of
"atton j
Surgeon General Rupert Blue
of the U. S. Public Health
Service Says:
"I WANT TO WARN YOU AGAINST THE CRAZE PEOPLE
IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE FOR WHITE FLOUR. THE
WHITEST FLOUR IS NOT THE BEST; IT IS NOT THE
PUREST; IT IS ONLY THE DEAREST, AND WHEN YOU
BUY IT YOU BUY LOOKS AND NOT NOURISHMENT. IN
ORDER TO MAKE IT WHITE, SOME OF THE MOST NOUR-
ISHING AND ESSENTIAL COMPONENTS OF THE NATURAL
WHEAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY."
These • nourishing and essential components" are the priceless mineral phosphates of the
grain, known as the tissue salts, indispensable for perfect health of body, brain and nerves.
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and that simply to make the flour look white and pretty. Neurasthenia, anemia. Bright® di™
constipation, rickets, and a lowered resistance against disease in general, are some of these ilia!
More and more thinking people are waking up to this evil. There's a way out
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Bishop, Marvin E. The Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 14, No. 6, Ed. 1 Friday, October 29, 1915, newspaper, October 29, 1915; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth348303/m1/4/?q=%22Claude%20%28Tex.%29%20--%20Newspapers.%22: accessed May 21, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Richard S. and Leah Morris Memorial Library.